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#16 GottaSki

 
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Posted 18 April 2013 - 01:43 PM

yes please

 

my nutz go off the reservation too


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Posted 18 April 2013 - 01:55 PM

Please tell...


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#18 IrishHeart

 
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Posted 18 April 2013 - 01:57 PM

This works better as a visual, but here goes:

 

Little boy, dressed head to toe in a cowboy outfit goes into an ice cream shop and stares at the woman behind the counter.

She says: "well, aren't you adorable!" 

Kid pulls his little toy guns out of the holster, points them at her  and scowls,  "No, I'm not! I'm a cowboy and I'm tough, so don't make me mad!!" 

She plays along, saying: "Okay, cowboy, what'll it be?"

Kid curls his lip , points the guns again at her and says gruffly: "Gimme a sundae and make it quick!"

She can't help but smile at his tough guy routine, but asks; "would you like vanilla or chocolate ice cream ?"

Kid, becoming irritated snarls: "Chocolate and make it quick!"

She: "pineapple or hot fudge?"

Kid: "Hot fudge and make it snappy, yer makin me mad, lady"

She asks: "and do want marshmallow or whipped cream."

Kid, face turning red and waving the guns in her face yells "yer really pressing it....whipped cream! hurry it up!!"

She can't help herself: : "and do want your nuts crushed?"

 

and the Kid says>>>>>>>>>

 

 

Guess what the last line was????

 

Kid says:


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Posted 18 April 2013 - 03:02 PM

Ohhhhhh...that's a good one Irish.  I was picturing Dennis The Menace as the kid and Zena, Warrior Princess as the Server.  She could do a number with those nuts.


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#20 IrishHeart

 
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Posted 18 April 2013 - 03:32 PM

Ohhhhhh...that's a good one Irish.  I was picturing Dennis The Menace as the kid and Zena, Warrior Princess as the Server.  She could do a number with those nuts.

 

 

wait, .........you did not add the last line! I left off the punchline.

 

are you sure that fog has lifted ? :lol:


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"Life is not the way it's supposed to be. It's the way it is. The way we cope with it makes the difference." Virginia Satir

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“If idiots could fly, the sky would be like an airport.”― Laura Davenport 

"Do or do not. There is no try. "-  Yoda.

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#21 GottaSki

 
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Posted 18 April 2013 - 03:38 PM

"ouch"


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Posted 18 April 2013 - 03:42 PM

Ouch is right...

 

Ok, I give.  But my visual is still making me laugh.


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#23 IrishHeart

 
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Posted 18 April 2013 - 03:48 PM

Ouch is right...

 

Ok, I give.  But my visual is still making me laugh.

No, SKI thinks the last line is ....OUCH! LOL

 

(but.,,,, that's not it)  :lol:


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"The strongest of all warriors are these two - time and patience." Leo Tolstoy

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“If idiots could fly, the sky would be like an airport.”― Laura Davenport 

"Do or do not. There is no try. "-  Yoda.

"LTES"  Gem 2014

 

Misdiagnosed for 25+ years; Finally Diagnosed with Celiac  11/01/10.  Double DQ2 genes. This thing tried to kill me. I view Celiac as a fire breathing dragon --and I have run my sword right through his throat.
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#24 IrishHeart

 
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Posted 18 April 2013 - 03:53 PM

it's.......

 

Lady: "You want your nuts crushed?"

 

Kid: "You want your boobies blown off?"

 

 

 

Probably crossed the line there, :ph34r:  but it is Colleen's celebratory thread and she likes to laugh, so I'm leaving it there. :lol:

 

for a few minutes......until we probably need to  "hide it".


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"Life is not the way it's supposed to be. It's the way it is. The way we cope with it makes the difference." Virginia Satir

"The strongest of all warriors are these two - time and patience." Leo Tolstoy

"If you want to lift yourself up, lift up someone else" Booker T. Washington

“If idiots could fly, the sky would be like an airport.”― Laura Davenport 

"Do or do not. There is no try. "-  Yoda.

"LTES"  Gem 2014

 

Misdiagnosed for 25+ years; Finally Diagnosed with Celiac  11/01/10.  Double DQ2 genes. This thing tried to kill me. I view Celiac as a fire breathing dragon --and I have run my sword right through his throat.
I. Win. bliss-smiley-emoticon.gif


#25 GottaSki

 
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Posted 18 April 2013 - 03:58 PM

and then the kid says .... "ouch" :P


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3/26/09 gluten-free - dignosed celiac - blood 3/3/09, biopsy 3/26/09, double DQ2 / single DQ8 positive

10/25/13 - MCAD

Health history since celiac diagnosis became too long -- moved to the "about me" section of my profile

My children and I all have multiple copies of the genes for Celiac Disease, along with large variety of symptoms/resolution gluten-free

Current tally from me, three kids and two grands: 4 diagnosed with Celiac Disease, 2 NCGS

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Posted 18 April 2013 - 03:59 PM

Dang,  smart a$$ kid.  Opps, can I say that?  I plead guilty to still fumbling around in the dark cuz I broke the lamp with a stray chopped nut...


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#27 IrishHeart

 
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Posted 18 April 2013 - 04:02 PM

Dang,  smart a$$ kid.  Opps, can I say that?  I plead guilty to still fumbling around in the dark cuz I broke the lamp with a stray chopped nut...

holy crappers...you did get some serious FLIGHT with those things, girl! :lol:


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"Life is not the way it's supposed to be. It's the way it is. The way we cope with it makes the difference." Virginia Satir

"The strongest of all warriors are these two - time and patience." Leo Tolstoy

"If you want to lift yourself up, lift up someone else" Booker T. Washington

“If idiots could fly, the sky would be like an airport.”― Laura Davenport 

"Do or do not. There is no try. "-  Yoda.

"LTES"  Gem 2014

 

Misdiagnosed for 25+ years; Finally Diagnosed with Celiac  11/01/10.  Double DQ2 genes. This thing tried to kill me. I view Celiac as a fire breathing dragon --and I have run my sword right through his throat.
I. Win. bliss-smiley-emoticon.gif


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Posted 18 April 2013 - 04:32 PM

Probably crossed the line there

I don't think so.
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#29 IrishHeart

 
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Posted 18 April 2013 - 04:34 PM

I don't think so.

whew :unsure: ...cuz it's a cute joke.  :lol: and laughter is good.


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"Life is not the way it's supposed to be. It's the way it is. The way we cope with it makes the difference." Virginia Satir

"The strongest of all warriors are these two - time and patience." Leo Tolstoy

"If you want to lift yourself up, lift up someone else" Booker T. Washington

“If idiots could fly, the sky would be like an airport.”― Laura Davenport 

"Do or do not. There is no try. "-  Yoda.

"LTES"  Gem 2014

 

Misdiagnosed for 25+ years; Finally Diagnosed with Celiac  11/01/10.  Double DQ2 genes. This thing tried to kill me. I view Celiac as a fire breathing dragon --and I have run my sword right through his throat.
I. Win. bliss-smiley-emoticon.gif


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Posted 21 April 2013 - 04:14 PM

If I want 'chopped' nuts I just stick them in a heavy duty baggie and bang the

crap out of them with my fists on the countertop. Great for getting rid of unexpressed

frustration! Also works on cookies for pie crusts. :D


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