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#1 jkmunchkin

 
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Posted 06 September 2006 - 05:26 PM

Subject: The Answer to this riddle could save your life.

You are on a horse, galloping at a constant speed. On your right side
is a sharp drop off, and on your left side is an elephant traveling at the
same speed as you. Directly in front of you is a galloping kangaroo and
your horse is unable to overtake it. Behind you is a lion running at
the same speed as you and the Kangaroo. What must you do to safely get out
of this highly dangerous situation?


If you do not know, see answer below.























Get your drunk a$$ off the merry-go-round!



I got this e-mail today and I just laughed my butt off. Thought I would share. :D
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#2 Guhlia

 
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    Ah yes.... Happy New Year to all, Red Bridge style... LOL

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Posted 06 September 2006 - 06:19 PM

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha he he he he he he he ha ha ha ha ha... Thanks. I needed a good laugh!
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#3 CarlaB

 
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Posted 07 September 2006 - 04:41 AM

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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#4 jennyj

 
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Posted 07 September 2006 - 05:51 AM

The logical part of me was trying to figure it out. I need to let loose and just have fun. :lol:
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#5 jenvan

 
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    Lynne took this picture! :)

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Posted 07 September 2006 - 06:05 AM

Ha ha :) I was really trying to take this seriously too ! :lol:
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#6 jkmunchkin

 
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Posted 07 September 2006 - 07:35 AM

Oh don't worry, so was I!! I think that's what makes this so funny. I mean I was really trying to figure this out and thought it was some really serious like mind-bender riddle. Then when I saw the punch line I nearly fell off my chair laughing.
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#7 CarlaB

 
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Posted 07 September 2006 - 07:37 AM

For me the mind bending part was figuring out it was a joke, not a riddle. I thought, none of those animals go the same speed, this must be a joke ... :lol: The answer was still hyserical!
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Posted 07 September 2006 - 08:01 AM

Someone sent me this e-mail too, last month sometime, and I thought it was one of the funniest I had read in a long time- if not ever!!! Love it :lol:
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#9 tiredofdoctors!!!

 
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    Will NOT let this disease diminish me!!

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Posted 07 September 2006 - 08:06 PM

That is AWESOME!!!! Can't wait to send it out -- my friends are going to bust-a-gut. Then send an e-mail to me chewing my *ss out for getting them!
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Posted 07 September 2006 - 09:14 PM

Thank you thank you thank you! I definitely needed this today!! Hilarious!
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