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The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original


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#1 TriticusToxicum

 
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Posted 29 September 2006 - 08:47 AM

Ahem...(clears throat)

Me-me-me-meeeeeee...

My bologna has a first name it's O-S-C-A-R, my bologna has a second name, it's M-A-Y-E-R. Oh! I love to eat it every day and if you ask me why I'll say.'Cause Oscar Mayer has a way with B-O-L-O-G-N-A!

I had to get that out of my system. I made my daughter a bologna sandwich this morning and that accursed jingle has been haunting me since! <_<

We've been having such fun on the gfp thread lately, and made such a crazy mess of it, that I thought it was time to move the silliness to it's own silly home. So come on in and join the silliness. Any topic is fair game. Laughter is the best medicine!

Does anybody else have a particularly annoying jingle stuck in their head? (Who let the dogs out?)
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Posted 29 September 2006 - 08:49 AM

Does anybody else have a particularly annoying jingle stuck in their head? (Who let the dogs out?)


No but alas the day is young, I'm sure I will at some point and will share.....ha ha
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Posted 29 September 2006 - 08:53 AM

No but alas the day is young, I'm sure I will at some point and will share.....ha ha


Here, let me help...

Who's the leader of the club
That's made for you and me?
M-I-C-K-E-Y M-O-U-S-E!

Hey, there! Hi, there! Ho, there!
You're as welcome as can be!
M-I-C-K-E-Y M-O-U-S-E!

Mickey Mouse! Donald Duck!
Mickey Mouse! Donald Duck!
Forever let us hold our banner high!
High! High! High!

Come along and sing a song
And join the jamboree!
M-I-C-K-E-Y M-O-U-S-E!

Who's the leader of the club
That's made for you and me?
M-I-C-K-E-Y M-O-U-S-E!

Now it's time to say goodbye
To all our family...
M-I-C-K-E-Y M-O-U-S-E!
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Posted 29 September 2006 - 09:00 AM

Boys and girls take warning, if you go near the lake
Keep your eyes wide open, and look for sneaky snake
Now maybe you wont see him, maybe you wont hear
But hell sneak up behind you, and drink all your root beer

And then sneaky snake goes dancin, wigglin and a-hissin
Sneaky snake goes dancin, gigglin and a-kissin
I dont like old sneaky snake; he laughs too much you see
When he goes wigglin through the grass, it tickles his underneath

Well, sneaky snake drinks root beer, and he just makes me sick
When he is not dancin, he looks just like a stick
Now, he doesnt have any arms or legs, you cannot see his ears
And while we are not lookin, hes stealin all of our beer

And then sneaky snake goes dancin, wigglin and a-hissin
Sneaky snake goes dancin, gigglin and a-kissin
I dont like old sneaky snake; he laughs too much you see
When he goes wigglin through the grass, it tickles his underneath
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Posted 29 September 2006 - 09:09 AM

not working for you?

how about...

I'm too sexy for my love too sexy for my love
Love's going to leave me

I'm too sexy for my shirt too sexy for my shirt
So sexy it hurts
And I'm too sexy for Milan too sexy for Milan
New York and Japan
And I'm too sexy for your party
Too sexy for your party
No way I'm disco dancing

I'm a model you know what I mean
And I do my little turn on the catwalk
Yeah on the catwalk on the catwalk yeah
I do my little turn on the catwalk

I'm too sexy for my car too sexy for my car
Too sexy by far
And I'm too sexy for my hat
Too sexy for my hat what do you think about that

I'm a model you know what I mean
And I do my little turn on the catwalk
Yeah on the catwalk on the catwalk yeah
I shake my little touche on the catwalk

I'm too sexy for my too sexy for my too sexy for my

'Cos I'm a model you know what I mean
And I do my little turn on the catwalk
Yeah on the catwalk on the catwalk yeah
I shake my little touche on the catwalk

I'm too sexy for my cat too sexy for my cat
Poor pussy poor pussy cat
I'm too sexy for my love too sexy for my love
Love's going to leave me

And I'm too sexy for this song




Boys and girls take warning, if you go near the lake
Keep your eyes wide open, and look for sneaky snake
Now maybe you wont see him, maybe you wont hear
But hell sneak up behind you, and drink all your root beer

And then sneaky snake goes dancin, wigglin and a-hissin
Sneaky snake goes dancin, gigglin and a-kissin
I dont like old sneaky snake; he laughs too much you see
When he goes wigglin through the grass, it tickles his underneath

Well, sneaky snake drinks root beer, and he just makes me sick
When he is not dancin, he looks just like a stick
Now, he doesnt have any arms or legs, you cannot see his ears
And while we are not lookin, hes stealin all of our beer

And then sneaky snake goes dancin, wigglin and a-hissin
Sneaky snake goes dancin, gigglin and a-kissin
I dont like old sneaky snake; he laughs too much you see
When he goes wigglin through the grass, it tickles his underneath


That must be torture!

...we're going on a bear hunt...we're gonna catch a big one...I'm not scared...what a beautiful day
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Posted 29 September 2006 - 09:45 AM

Ooh--what fun! :D

The song that's been going through my head like a nail is the music from the commercial for Grey's Anatomy. Rob Thomas's "Streetcorner Serenade"--I went so far as to download it (legally :P ) so I could listen to it all the way through! I like it so much, I plan to buy the C.D. :rolleyes:
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Posted 29 September 2006 - 10:27 AM

and now for something completely different...

http://video.google....805775943228421

I especially like his ice cream truck, complete with cow!
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Posted 29 September 2006 - 10:31 AM

and now for something completely different...

http://video.google....805775943228421

I especially like his ice cream truck, complete with cow!

:D Funny!
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Posted 29 September 2006 - 10:46 AM

I have so many songs stuck in my head right now, it's a jukebox up there :lol: I've been hearing theses songs on the radio repetitively so they have permeated my brain and they seem to come out at random times, like when I was trying to go to sleep last night....

"Mama's Room" by Under the Influence of Giants

"Paralyzed" by Rock Kills Kid

"Steady As She Goes" by The Raconteurs

"Move Along" All American Rejects
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Posted 29 September 2006 - 10:48 AM

"It's a jukebox up there" :lol: Good one, Julie! :D
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Posted 29 September 2006 - 10:52 AM

I have so many songs stuck in my head right now, it's a jukebox up there


Maybe you need one of these?

http://www.bravotv.c...lackberry.shtml
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Posted 29 September 2006 - 12:05 PM

Does anybody else have a particularly annoying jingle stuck in their head? (Who let the dogs out?)


You guys may not be familiar with this UK Frostie ad-but it's very annoying!!!
I'm sure you'll agree once you've watched this!!!
http://www.kelloggs....s/tvAdvert.html
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Posted 29 September 2006 - 12:09 PM

You guys may not be familiar with this UK Frostie ad-but it's very annoying!!!
I'm sure you'll agree once you've watched this!!!
http://www.kelloggs....s/tvAdvert.html


That is GREAT! (NOT) That kid should have his blood sugar checked!
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Posted 29 September 2006 - 12:14 PM

Weebles wobble, but they don't fall down..........can NEVER get THAT out of my head.
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Posted 29 September 2006 - 12:16 PM

And any day now, we'll be treated to "I don't wanna grow up, I'm a Toys R Us kid..." a thousand times a day until Christmas :lol:
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