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Dear gawd... .. . ......glutening over the last few days via DH, and THEN a blocked toilet via one who is not 'fessing up. <_<

It is a good thing, methinks, that we are outta here today, and off to Banff. Fresh mountain air, stronger capacity toilets.....and we each get our own bed. B)

WIH!!!! Blocked toilet here as well. Has someone cursed we vacationers??? Come on, fess up. Who's holdin' the voodoo dolls?

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WIH!!!! Blocked toilet here as well. Has someone cursed we vacationers??? Come on, fess up. Who's holdin' the voodoo dolls?

M-m-m.....plumbing problems. Is anyone due fer a big post phlipover count? :unsure:

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PSILLIES!!!!!!!!!!! this is a cry for help if I've ever heard one!!!!!!!!!! we MUST organize ourselves and work toward Leesargh's cause!!!!!!!!!!!!!

okay -

I'll ring the court jester and have his soiled robes dry-cleaned.

Emm, track down our yeti up there in Banff and then DO begin braiding the seashells into his hair, for God's sake!!!!!!!

Amanda, maybe you can find some woodland nymphos in that riparian campsite?!

Nikerler, ingest some of my "sleep" drugs and begin ironing the tablecloths.

Mimms, I'm putting you in charge of organizing the parade and the marshmallows to shoot from the guns.

Geoss, you will be bringing squirrels, civkebs, and cats. I don't know what for, though. :lol:

everyone else, start amassing huge quantities of al-kee-haul (mainly absinthe), psuper psoakers, and Betty Crocker mixes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

don't worry Leese, we'll have yer wedding shaped up in no time. ;)

GAAAAHHHH!!!!!

HEE-LAR-E-OUS!!!!!!!!! :lol::lol::lol:

So whose gonna keep an eye on me FIL, so he doesn't go around askin all the ladies to feel his kangaroo scrotum? :ph34r: ......all you newer psillies will hafta ask Jan-knit on what page that story was told.

......and SOMEbody's GOT to make sure it doesn't rain! <_<

Oh.....and my house is NOT ready for company.......anyone good at organizing sh!t tatt that belongs to DD so I can see the dining room and den again :angry:

or.........anyone know how to motivate a narcoleptic pregnant woman?

Suzie's got her psillie back!!!!!!!!!!!! :D

They taste exactly like the old Batty Crocker brownies, which happened to be me phav mix ever! I added a bunch of chopped walnuts, too.

Last night, Mark and I listened to Earth, Wind and Fire, and Chicago in the park. They were playing in the pavillion, which is open-air, so you can hear the music all over the neighborhood.

I always knew that broad was off her rocker!...........................not you, Patteigh! :P

You had Earth Wind and Fire AND Chicago at yer park????????

WIH!!!! Blocked toilet here as well. Has someone cursed we vacationers??? Come on, fess up. Who's holdin' the voodoo dolls?

Alright..........we need to check post counts!

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You had Earth Wind and Fire AND Chicago at yer park????????

Yep! It's a perk of living across the park from the pavillion where they hold the concerts. :) In the cooler weather, our apartment management has parties on the roof when certain artists perform over there. Every weekend, you can simply take a walk around here and hear the live music.....

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Morning all

Patti

that's a perk i could live with

hope all have a great day

Judy

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Good morning, all.

Patti looks very scholarly in her new do wif her specs.

Not much happening around here. No live concerts, chuckwagon races, wedding planning, nuttin.

Day 21 of the Toronto garbage strike, with no end in sight.

Enjoy you Sunday.

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GAAAAHHHH!!!!!

HEE-LAR-E-OUS!!!!!!!!! :lol::lol::lol:

So whose gonna keep an eye on me FIL, so he doesn't go around askin all the ladies to feel his kangaroo scrotum? ......all you newer psillies will hafta ask Jan-knit on what page that story was told.

......and SOMEbody's GOT to make sure it doesn't rain!

Oh.....and my house is NOT ready for company.......anyone good at organizing sh!t tatt that belongs to DD so I can see the dining room and den again

or.........anyone know how to motivate a narcoleptic pregnant woman?

Suzie's got her psillie back!!!!!!!!!!!!

Leesargh :lol: lot going on there. forgot about teh kangaroo scrotums :lol:

and yes, I think I DO have my psillie back!!!!!!!!! :rolleyes:

Not much happening around here. No live concerts, chuckwagon races, wedding planning, nuttin.

Day 21 of the Toronto garbage strike, with no end in sight.

:lol:

:unsure:

um.......must be pretty stinky up there :huh:

GEOSS - Ode to Hasselhoff :lol:

I think that guy should sing at Leesargh's wedding.

and look at this

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/31802565/?GT1=43001

:blink:

how can you be SOOOOOOOO crazy as to forget to put on yer clothes?

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GEOSS - Ode to Hasselhoff :lol:

OMG Suz--we posted that at the same time :lol:

Yea!!!!! Yer psillie's back :D

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Loving PadT's 'do'....& the glasses are so chic!!! :D

My GAWD - Did a double sven, went shopping (heinous boys clothing shopping :rolleyes: ) then come home and cut the grass, 3 loads of washing and am mid (yes, yes, I know :ph34r: ) ironing :blink:

On a roll... I may clear out my wardrobe, lion, witch, closet....

Help meeee!!!!!!!!!

Hope me psills are in phine phettle ;)

Later peeps :)

I see Em-uh-lee!!....where is she???, and has Will's phlatulence stopped????? :unsure:

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Well.. . . ..I am deeply awed and humbled by the breathtaking splendour around me (no, DH did not buy a speedo). :huh::lol: Banphffphphphh is incredible. The Rocky Mountains are all around us......everywhere one looks, there are huge, towering, craggy mountain cliffs.

I wanna paint all this.

Tomorrow we do one of the Ten Most Breathtaking Drives, that from Banfpfpfphph to Jasper. Icefields and mountains everywhere.. . . . . . ......

:):)

Haven't time to catch up. Hope every Psilly is terrific!

No Yeti sighting yet.. . . . . ..... :unsure:

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No Yeti sighting yet.. . . . . ..... :unsure:

maybe he's following you... :ph34r: :ph34r: :ph34r:

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SILLS!!!!!!! did I tell you I am actually getting advanced cable today???? :o (assuming the bloke shows up, and yes I WILL look at hiz thumbs) yes, that's right. For only $10 more a month, I will have 80 channels. :blink:

what in hell am I going to do. I told Janey, I am just going to be SOOOOOOOOOO confused about what to watch now. Too many bad, train wreck "reality" shows, too little time. :lol:

Loved his ode to the Hoff!!

OMG Suz--we posted that at the same time :lol:

:o

:lol: great minds, PadT, great minds......

Loving PadT's 'do'....& the glasses are so chic!!!

My GAWD - Did a double sven, went shopping (heinous boys clothing shopping :rolleyes: ) then come home and cut the grass, 3 loads of washing and am mid (yes, yes, I know ) ironing :blink:

On a roll... I may clear out my wardrobe, lion, witch, closet....

Help meeee!!!!!!!!!

Hope me psills are in phine phettle ;)

Later peeps

I see Em-uh-lee!!....where is she???, and has Will's phlatulence stopped?????

Love all o' Nik's posts, in totality :lol:

but STOP THE IRONING MADNESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :huh:

:lol:

good Lord. Do all the Brits do this much ironing, or just our Nik? I pull my ironing board out about.......thrice a year :ph34r: Because, well, I only wear ironed clothes for job interviews (or a profeshunal job, if I had one), weddings, adn funerals. as it should be. ;) I like my linen shirts just out of the dryer and not too crisp, thank you.

Nik clearly needs to spend more time in California. ;)

Well.. . . ..I am deeply awed and humbled by the breathtaking splendour around me (no, DH did not buy a speedo). Banphffphphphh is incredible. The Rocky Mountains are all around us......everywhere one looks, there are huge, towering, craggy mountain cliffs.

I wanna paint all this.

Tomorrow we do one of the Ten Most Breathtaking Drives, that from Banfpfpfphph to Jasper. Icefields and mountains everywhere.. . . . . . ......

Bahphffphphffphphff sounds just incredible!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Have you been to the magical Victoria (is that what it's called? ) Lodge yet? *sight*

I think I'll just throw the animals in the car and drive on up. See you in a couple of days.

Very hot.......maybe I"ll drink some wine whilst waiting for the cable guy? :ph34r:

but WHERE IS NEROLI?????????????? I miss her!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jools too.

UM, TODAY IS JOOLIE'S BIRTHDAY PEEPS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY SWEET JULES ♥♥♥

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SILLS!!!!!!! did I tell you I am actually getting advanced cable today????

:unsure: Askeert you will never leave the bedroom, trapped by a never ending cycle of trashy (but worth watching) shows!!!

<so jealous <_< >

You MUST watch The Dog Whisperer if you get it!! (you WILL fall in love with Caesar, an adorable wee Mexican Hispanic man ;) )

I like my linen shirts just out of the dryer and not too crisp, thank you.

Nik clearly needs to spend more time in California. ;)

I think it's 'cos if it's dry weather - we 'line dry'........ only ever use the dryer if it's raining (thus more crinkly? :unsure: )

We all line dry - it's summat we Brits do :lol:

...but I'd be prepared to change me ways ....when in California ;)

GADS - so bloody hot, I'd be so taken with the wevah I'd only wear bikini top & shorts year round ( :lol: yes, weddings, funerals, shopping trips - the works)

Bahphffphphffphphff sounds just incredible!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It surely does!!...magical...

HAPPY BIRTHDAY SWEET JULES ♥♥♥

Our Joolz! :wub:

Deserves a FANTABULOUS birphday indeed!!!! ♥ ♥

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Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you, happy birthday dearrrrrr Jewelly,

HAPPY BIRTHDAYYYYY TOOOOO YOUUUUU :)

be glad you couldn't ackshully hear me sing it

The older I get

the more I see

that what is wrong

is not with me

My wrinkled smile

is quick and broad

I now find "unique"

what I once thought "odd"

My baggy jeans

can go anywhere

I don't waste my time

'doing' my hair

I've funny friends

and hearty laughs

mostly from

my aging gaffs

I wouldn't change

the world I've learned

and never trade

the strength I've earned

true beauty comes

once years have turned

Humbled and awed by your talent and passion my friend <bows to your highness> Lurvley :)

Banphffphphphh is incredible. The Rocky Mountains are all around us......everywhere one looks, there are huge, towering, craggy mountain cliffs.

Please share photos!!!! I really meant what I said before about wating to go there. Post pics on FB so I may live vicariously :P

maybe he's following you... :ph34r: :ph34r: :ph34r:

Maybe Em is the Yeti? :o:unsure:

SILLS!!!!!!! did I tell you I am actually getting advanced cable today????

Very hot.......maybe I"ll drink some wine whilst waiting for the cable guy? :ph34r:

but WHERE IS NEROLI?????????????? I miss her!!!!!!!!!!!!

$10?? What a bargain. If I ahd 80 channels of cable I would never leave the house. Heck, I'd prolly never shower or cook either, just order take-out and stay in my sweats. :rolleyes:

I think it's 'cos if it's dry weather - we 'line dry'........ only ever use the dryer if it's raining (thus more crinkly? :unsure: )

We all line dry - it's summat we Brits do :lol:

I LOVE that you do that! I have actually been thinking about installing on of those old fashioned lazy susan style clothes lines out back to save energy.

Went to the beach today--last minute invite from the neihbor. We took the kids swimming, twas fun. Now on to fixin' up the evenin' slop (burgers, salads, yellow string beans). Seriously thinking of puttting an above ground pool in the back yard. Let's see, how can I make some cash?????

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Sills. I am STILL waiting for the Comcast man. <_< They just called, so I assume he's on his way. but 'twas a long afternoon of waiting, drinking red wine, and I smoked two cloves.

:ph34r:

Comcast is injurious to one's health in SO many ways, I have decided.

:lol:

and there is Jan-it reading along!!!!!!!!!!!! Hi ya J!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! How's the travels?

I think it's 'cos if it's dry weather - we 'line dry'........ only ever use the dryer if it's raining (thus more crinkly? :unsure: )

We all line dry - it's summat we Brits do

...but I'd be prepared to change me ways ....when in California

GADS - so bloody hot, I'd be so taken with the wevah I'd only wear bikini top & shorts year round ( yes, weddings, funerals, shopping trips - the works)

All right. I do a form of "line dry" meselfh most of the year. Have a dryer rack thingy in the garage, so, I just drape everything over it (and everything else) all the time, then put in dryer for about 10 minutes or so. My utility bills are shockingly cheap in the summer, partially because of this (I paid $40 last month and people are quite jealous over this).

Nik. Yeah, just come out here for a while and you'll change her ways. :lol:

$10?? What a bargain. If I ahd 80 channels of cable I would never leave the house. Heck, I'd prolly never shower or cook either, just order take-out and stay in my sweats.

I LOVE that you do that! I have actually been thinking about installing on of those old fashioned lazy susan style clothes lines out back to save energy.

:o

are you calling me LAZY??????????????

I'm totally okay with that. :lol:

and yes, the cable channels are dangerous and do contribute to one's slovenly ways. :lol: (have in fact SEEN Nik's wee hispanic Dog Whisperer, will look for more of him, but he may interfere with the Millionaire Matchmaker, all those Housewives of Wherever shows, and HGTV, and the Food Porn Channel............gah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

and OMG - there were auditions yesterday for Housewives of Frezno :lol: :lol: :lol: x 500

I truly can't WAIT for this show, if it happens *snackle* *snort*

where is that BLASTED Comcast miscreant of a man????????????????? :angry:

more later, sills....................

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A fine day of weather here, with much of it spent out on the deck.

Much more of it spent in the kitchen. We have made a loaf of GFP French bread, baked three pizza crusts from the GFP French bread mix, and made lasagna. The latter is cooling as I type and will be ready to serve in five minutes.

The instructions say that the Gluten-Free Pantry mix makes two crusts, but we prefer a thinner crust so we make three.

Ah, Soooozeeee, waaaaiting for the cable guy. When he phinally shows up, do not succumb to the temptation to wrap the cable around his neck and slowly tighten it. You may feel justiphied in doing so, but I think the California Penal Code frowns on the practice. :lol:

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PeOter said "penal" :P

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Ah, Soooozeeee, waaaaiting for the cable guy. When he phinally shows up, do not succumb to the temptation to wrap the cable around his neck and slowly tighten it. You may feel justiphied in doing so, but I think the California Penal Code frowns on the practice. :lol:

He is here. Quite a young'un. :lol: half my age, I'd say. Nice thumbz :lol:

I will not strangle him. He is very hot, beleagured, and sweaty. He refused cool water twice, but finally relented.

and, I am getting one of those new, big, scary remotes, that I always mess up at my mom's house

:lol: :lol: :lol:

this should be fun.

Poeter!!!!!! lots of good cookin' today!!!!!!! too hot for that here. Send crust. B)

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PeOter said "penal" :P

:lol: :lol: he did.

I said BOOBS on facebook. *snigger* :lol:

am trapped all day, did quite a bit of damage on the computer :lol: :lol:

and my house is SO clean. Had to clean for "company." Gail doesn't count. :lol:

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Comcast is injurious to one's health in SO many ways, I have decided.

Tis true :lol:

I'm over the moon that you phinally caved and got the extended cable!!!! Mad Men starts soon :D:rolleyes:B)

I'm quite addicted to HGTV--me vice :ph34r:

We just took a walk after dinner--gawd is it hot, but at least the sun has gone down a little. Needed to burn some calories in anticipation of a brownie sundae later :)

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I said BOOBS on facebook. *snigger* :lol:

<snort>

So he's there--thumbs and all.... :D

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Ah, me Psills, I is still here; have been reading along but having trouble responding. Had to have my arm in a cast for a while so I couldn't bend me elbow whilst the wound healed; then hassling with this 'puter (laptop) which probly should be on the lap and not the table because the cursor is cursed and I spend half the day cursin' it :(:rolleyes: My gaawwd, the langwhich :lol: Stoopid cursor jumps all over da page, deletes whole paragraphs, sometimes whole messages, leaves me typing one sentence in the middle of anudder, wif a bung arm to boot :( (still not allowed to bend de elbow, but have a huge wad of cotton bandaged in there now to prevent that.) Although these are nice peeps, I had to tell them what to do to fix it otherwise I still wouldn't be healed, but on Friday refused to have that cast back on <_< and came up with this solution instead.

So much has happened...

Em has become a YeeeHaaaw cowgirl; I can just see her out there ropin' steers and bull ridin' :lol:

Giannit's daughter is getting married and Brian is going to dance at the wedding :D x 100

Jess is getting all philosophical (phunny dat, didn't have to change the spelling) :lol:

PadT is masquerading as someone else....but looks good...

Nik is still!!! ironing clothes cause she dries them in the sun. One thing I learned--the sun's heat does not press clothes, or at least not the way one wants them to look. I is definitely a California girl, much to the consternation of Kiwis who use that whirlygig thingy with clothespins and keep taking them in and putting them back out because you can nae trust the weather; and much to my consternation when I get my power bill :( I only keeps the ironing board for guests. Have to buy all my clothes here because Kiwis make clothes that say "hand wash, lay flat to dry". Now who wants their house looking like a french laundry?? I ask yer! Even french laundries don't look that bad! And anyways, when I lived in London you couldn't hang them out to dry because they would turn blackgrey :o

Soozle is sizzlin' even more as she waits for her Comcast man with big thums and it sounds like she might be sozzled before he gets there. And, Soozle, once you gets your 80 channels there will still be nought to watch :o

David Hasselhof :lol: :lol: :lol:

Kangaroo scrotum!!!!????

Now that one takes the banana! :lol:

Nothing going on here pholks, move along please, there's nothin' to see.

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Now that one takes the banana! :lol:

Nothing going on here pholks, move along please, there's nothin' to see.

:lol: Shroomie!!! There you are! Gawd--hope the arm is healing. Take care of thyselph :)

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