The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original

[DingoGirl]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY

SILLY ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Have a great day.........................

and there's

AMANDA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

and she's married!!!!!!!!!!!

CONGRATULATIONS to you both....................

it sounds wonderful! So happy about the gluten-free delights!!!!

p.s. GORGEOUS photo!!!!!

[Judyin Philly]

Amanda.

So glad to hear it all went well.

When are you heading to Cape May?

I'm going to TRY to post a avatar of the waves at the shore yesterday...........10-12 ft Jim estimated.

can't wait to hear more details.

hugs and lets hear it for Wegman's gift cards.

SHOOT AVATAR LOADED BUT WON'T SHOW.........OH WELL, YOU'LL SEE THEM SOON IN PERSON.

WOW...........TOOK A SHOWER AND THERE IS WAS........YAHOO...........LOOK OUT CAPE MAY HERE COME MR & MRS.............WHO???????????WHAT A RIOT.......DON'T EVEN KNOW.......

[elye]

Hi Everyone

I did well with my emotions and since my mom didnt cry in the church I was doing good there. I did lose it when my dad and I danced and he did too. I also lost it when I opened up my parents card this morning, and my mom wrote me this very nice letter about how she loved me since she saw me first open my eyes. *tears are forming* So I will spare any more details you get the point.

Oh, Amanda, you look BEAUTIFUL in that photo! And I, as well, cried when my dad and I danced, and also just briefly when he turned to me after we'd walked down the aisle and had tears in his eyes and said he loved me. And no, he was not dressed as an old woman, or an obese chef, or a Mexican prison guard...(Thank gawd)....

[Mtndog]

quote name='elye' date='Nov 4 2007, 09:09 AM' post='360319']

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, BEV!!!

Think I'll stay in birthday red for the day, as it is a great, lively, and in many cultures, SEXUAL colour...

Along with green guy, we need a Party Chick emoticon...

"In my forties, I'm going to pay attention to something I'd almost lost track of: myself. I'll be moving forward, not only as someone's wife or mother, sister or daughter, writer or friend, but as the woman I've become somewhere along the way. In this decade, I intend to slow down and think and appreciate and learn. And even if I have no great new accomplishment to show for the next ten years, I know the process will be exhilarating."

Smart, anonymous 40 year-old woman

[Judyin Philly]

OH MY JUST WENT TO LOOK TO SEE IF AVATAR ON THE PERSONAL PAGE IS BIGGER TO SEE YOU BEAUTIFUL FACE............AND SAW YOU HAD CHANGED PLANS AND GOING TO THE FINGER LAKES...........WELL HAVE FUN THERE. BOY THINGS CHANGE FAST AROUND HERE.

HUGS AND SAFE TRAVEL.

[happygirl]

Happy, Happy, Happy Birthday, sweet Bev!!!!!

Congratulations, Amanda!

[DingoGirl]

And no, he was not dressed as an old woman, or an obese chef, or a Mexican prison guard...(Thank gawd)....

that is SO funny!!!!!!!!!!!

[Darn210]

Congratulations Amanda!!!!!

It's the day after your wedding . . . WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE????!!!!

Aren't you suppose to be . . . um . . . busy?

[Green12]

Congratulations Amanda, you look so pretty in your avatar!

Happy Birthday to Bev, have a great day!

[Darn210]

Happy Happy Birthday Bev!!!

Now that you're forty, you now have the privilege to use the following phrases:

Back when I was young . . .(Also: Back in the good ol' days & Back in the olden days . . .)

Slow down you young whipper snapper!

Dagnabbit!!

Kids these days!

Hey, it's 4:30, let's get movin' or we'll miss the early bird special!

Anybody seen my Bengay?

[DingoGirl]

Back when I was young . . .(Also: Back in the good ol' days & Back in the olden days . . .)

Slow down you young whipper snapper!

Dagnabbit!!

Kids these days!

olden days...........

*snort*

Dag Nabbit!!!!!!!!!!!! :lol:

[tom]

I am now a married woman!!!!

AMANDA!! CONGRATULAYYYYYYYY-SHUNS!!!!!

&

HAPPY BIRTHDAY BOEHV!!!!!!

[Lisa]

Happy Birthday Bev. I hope it's wonderful! Saving you a place down here

Amanda, Congratulations! ....and get back to being married.

[DingoGirl]

Yeah, what IS Mrs. Amanda doing here??????????

Nikki - how's our yeti's monstrous hangover? did you give him a cheeseburger and some fries? (gawd, does ANYTHING sound better than that???????)

and speaking of sad, LOOK at the condition of our sad-faced emoticon - as of sunday night - has it drowned in the hottub?????????

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or has it been over-used??????????????

OMG - look what I"ve been up to: go to ebay, search "vintage ferragamo purse handbag" (not in quotes) and see what comes up. :lol: I have to say, I really cracked myself up on that one.......although I think that *I* think it's funnier than anyone else does.............I had quite a good chuckle, draping the purse over my long-suffering girls..........

what a pathetic life I lead.

[blueeyedmanda]

We actually do not leave for our honeymoon until Weds evening. We did sleep a good deal this afternoon. It has been a tiring few days. So now, it will be a relaxing night and back to work in the morning. Talk to you guys tomorrow.

[DingoGirl]

OMG! you go to work tomorrow, forgot about that! Delayed honeymoon.....much better idea.

OMG - look at "my" wedding party photo (thank you Richard) compared to Amanda's...

:lol:

[Darn210]

OMG - look what I"ve been up to: go to ebay, search "vintage ferragamo purse handbag" (not in quotes) and see what comes up. :lol: I have to say, I really cracked myself up on that one.......although I think that *I* think it's funnier than anyone else does.............I had quite a good chuckle, draping the purse over my long-suffering girls..........

Your Poor Girls!!!! And they just sat there and took it like good little dingos!!! Actually, I can't believe they let you do that!

On their behalf, I would like to thank you for restraining yourself and not dressing them in the clothing!!

[DingoGirl]

Your Poor Girls!!!! And they just sat there and took it like good little dingos!!! Actually, I can't believe they let you do that!

On their behalf, I would like to thank you for restraining yourself and not dressing them in the clothing!!

:lol: :lol: :lol:

OMG - I absolutely LOVE the look of resigned indignation on Stinker, sitting there w/ a bottle of perfume resting on her paw..........................she sat there for five minutes while I got the shot - knocked the bottle over occasionally but I just put it back on the top of her hand..................gah!!!!!!!!!!!

dear gawd I *hope* I don't dress them in the clothing! JANET it's YOUR fault for making me think of that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*snort*

*snigger*

*chortle*

[CarlaB]

And no, he was not dressed as an old woman, or an obese chef, or a Mexican prison guard...(Thank gawd)....

Then how on earth did you recognize him????

Congratulations, Amanda!!!

Happy Birthday, Bev!!!

I'm glad I popped in today for all this fun news.

[Mtndog]

We actually do not leave for our honeymoon until Weds evening. We did sleep a good deal this afternoon. It has been a tiring few days. So now, it will be a relaxing night and back to work in the morning. Talk to you guys tomorrow.

We did the same thing! I got married on Saturday and went back to school for a week and then left for honeymoon the following week. It was kind of funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SO HAPPY FOR YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Thanks you guys :wub: :wub: ....have some funny stories but too tired (I'm old now ) but will tell in a.m.

Because of the time change I got to be 39 for an extra hour!

[NoGluGirl]

Dear Amanda,

Best wishes to you and congratulations to your new husband! I am sorry I could not get on here sooner. Delayed honeymoons are sometimes better. Most couples are too tired to be "busy" on the wedding night. They are usually too tired! My husband could just get me some truffles and I would be perfectly fine while he lays there and sleeps.

Dear Bev,

Happy late birthday! Think about this. Being forty has a lot of advantages. We throw over-the-hill parties in our family. They are so morbid. Naturally, that is why I enjoy them!

You said after your wedding you went to school for a week. Did you learn anything you could use on your honeymoon? I have not learned anything so far I could use on a honeymoon. Maybe when I pursue my Bachelor's, I could take some more informative classes. What do you think?

Dear Emily,

Carla has a good point. Since your father was not dressed up, how did you know it was him? What if you were really dancing with your mother? Maybe your father was dressed like your mother? Maybe he was in the hot tub with the Yeti. Or is Lance in the hot tub with the Yeti, and Ashley was dressed up as your father? Crap, now I am confused!

Here is another thought. What if it was a Mexican dressed up as your father? What if it was a clown? He did not have his make-up on, but someone else's! Why would he do this? What kind of nutcase does that type of thing? Well, although there is no simple answer, one thing we know for sure. Everything comes down to poo!

Dear Susie,

Your poor Stinker! I think that should be considered dog abuse. My mother dresses up Dart. He hates it. She just bought him a Santa suit.

Dear Janet,

You Bengay how long? I had to ask. That always spawns the phrase! Anyone who knows that is forced to say it anytime someone mentions that stuff. Do not ask me why, I did not make up the law. I think the Yeti did. It was in retaliation to the shells in his hair.

Dear Nikki,

I heard the Yeti is plotting revenge. He is seeking farting cats. That is all I know at this point. I have heard from reports and I have spied on him. Since I am the Silly Town private investigator, this is my job.

Sincerely,

Jin

P.S. Hi tom, Patti, Carla, Daughter_of_the_Light, Richard, and everyone else!

[jerseyangel]

Because of the time change I got to be 39 for an extra hour!

Crazy busy yesterday--and I missed Bev's party I hope it was everything you wanted it to be, buddy

Mrs. Amanda--cute! Love the wedding picture! Wegman's gift certificates--talk about a gift that you can really use Don't work too hard--you have to rest up for the honeymoon!

Janet said "dagnabbit" and "whipper snapper"

Judy!!!!! Welcome back

Hi Jin

[elye]

Dear Emily,

Carla has a good point. Since your father was not dressed up, how did you know it was him? What if you were really dancing with your mother? Maybe your father was dressed like your mother? Maybe he was in the hot tub with the Yeti. Or is Lance in the hot tub with the Yeti, and Ashley was dressed up as your father? Crap, now I am confused!

Here is another thought. What if it was a Mexican dressed up as your father? What if it was a clown? He did not have his make-up on, but someone else's! Why would he do this? What kind of nutcase does that type of thing? Well, although there is no simple answer, one thing we know for sure. Everything comes down to poo!

Jin...you could very well be onto something. This just may change my entire life, and the way I remember my momentous Wedding Day. Maybe my dad was dressed as my mom. And you know, there was a Mexican man there, quietly in the back. I thought he was a friend on my husband's side, or a migrant worker coming in for a break in the heat. And clowns...well, there were a few of those walkin' around, I'll tell ya...

[blueeyedmanda]

Welcome to Monday folks....it is going to get chilly this week.

my coworkers and I spent an hour talking about my wedding this morning. They all had fun.

[Ridgewalker]

Ok, I found this link on another message board, which shall remain nameless, haha.

Check this out!

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