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The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original


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#20101 Jestgar

 
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Posted 16 September 2008 - 01:49 PM

The stench IS instantly recognisable :lol: ...yes, disembodied heads on.... wait :unsure: ...is that a leather skirt????? ...ain't no kilt :lol:

Surely you have men walking around in these.
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Posted 16 September 2008 - 01:53 PM

I did not question Luc. Perhaps tomorrow. . ....... . . .but now, perhaps it's too late.. . ....... :huh:


too late because they're not coming back? or too late because....there's that unwritten rule about the phleeting window of opportunity to question a Frenchman about his ballcock? :lol:


Was out weeding the front flower bed, when Lefty, after careful contemplation, decided I was cold, so he came and draped himself around my neck. This resulted in a lot of giggling (me) and a severe work slow down (difficult to lean and pull when you're trying to avoid sudden movements that might require stabilization by claws).

I dumped him off, and he sat under the car watching me, reassessing the situation. The next conclusion he came to was that I wasn't cold, I was merely lacking in fur, so he sprawled on my lap in varying poses trying to achieve the most coverage per body part. The upshot of this was more giggling and a complete work stoppage.


:wub: Lefty's ALMOST the cutest (we know who really IS the cutest, now don't we?)


I wanna be interrupted like that whilst gardening!


A Weezel can do this for you also. :) She doesn't drape herself over me shoulders, but she does like to interrupt quite a bit.......


OH NOOOOOoooooo food shopping @ the pound shop 99 cent (no symbol) STORE young lady!!!
T'is a dangerous habit with unpredictable outcomings :blink:


:unsure: OMG 'tis true - see Janet's comment -

If memory serves me correctly . . . I do recall an incident which involved digging in the rubish bin for caramels from the 99 cent store . . . :lol:


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:lol: :lol: excellent memoreigh, Jan-it! Had forgotten that one meself! Alas, those caramels were from the dollar store, that much I do remember. The Dollar Store is actually quite posh compared to the 99 Cent Store.....gads. I discovered both of these stores last summer, and was briefly titillated.....cannot go back to 99 cent store again....it makes me depressed. I told my friend whom I was with with whom I was who was with me, last time I was there (a year ago) that, life is too short to make yerself to go depressing places by choice. :lol:


Ok . . . more from the book . . . the lead character ended up with some sort of rash on her arm from wearing some sort of patch (Bev) and also one of the characters is an avid gardener (Judy). Still looking/reading for frozen balls.


<_< Yer book is startin' to sound like Tall Tales by Em. :lol: I can believe the gardener part but.....the heroine with a patch and a rash? :lol:
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Posted 16 September 2008 - 01:58 PM

Ok . . . more from the book . . . the lead character ended up with some sort of rash on her arm from wearing some sort of patch (Bev) and also one of the characters is an avid gardener (Judy). Still looking/reading for frozen balls.


.......Anybody scooting along the floor, yet?

. . . . . What does the heroine's toaster sound like?

:rolleyes: :lol:

Well, Sillies..... .got meself another job today. I'm teaching ESL and TOEFL prep to some of the teachers in training at The Ripper's Montessori school. Just a few hours a week. This is good news.. .. . . . .we have a hot tub and new windows for which to pay! <_<
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Posted 16 September 2008 - 02:03 PM

. . . . or too late because....there's that unwritten rule about the phleeting window of opportunity to question a Frenchman about his ballcock?


Ahh! Finally!! Someone else who knows of this obscure life tenet! :lol:
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diagnosed type one diabetic 1973
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But healthy and happy! Posted Image


11 year-old Son had negative blood panel, but went on gluten-free diet of his own volition to see if his concentration would improve, his temper abate, and his energy level would increase. Miraculous response!

The great are great only because we are on our knees.
--Pierre Joseph Proudhon (1809-1865)

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Posted 16 September 2008 - 02:20 PM

I wonder where Lisa Goosey's been?!?!



HERE IS AM! And I'm proud to say that I have been making Peter's balls. I covered them with Classico Marinara Sauce and lots of Mozzarella and Provolone. Boy they were good, finger lick'en good. :P

I highly recommend them!

Hello to Julie and all.
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Posted 16 September 2008 - 02:34 PM

Ahh! Finally!! Someone else who knows of this obscure life tenet! :lol:


:lol: Yes, all the frenchmen and their ballcocks here.......how could I not?


HERE IS AM! And I'm proud to say that I have been making Peter's balls. I covered them with Classico Marinara Sauce and lots of Mozzarella and Provolone. Boy they were good, finger lick'en good. :P

I highly recommend them!


Goosey! Well seems Peter's balls are quite popular! :P I find the balls too laborious myself, am just going to make a delicious herbed meatloaf........
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Posted 16 September 2008 - 04:32 PM

B) Ok....here I sit with ten minutes to spare, so I decide to check in on my old friends here....o.m.g. this thread....Frenchmen's balls...Pleeting windows of opportunity...Dingo ...Mtndoggie...Patti...and even Judy..I am pshocked, yes pshocked and full of apallousness at the way you all have become so ....so......sigh...words fail me.
Dingo--your behavior reminds me of something...words to a song...I think by Johnny Rivers.....
Patti--flying by the seat of your pants, girlfriend... :P
Mtndoggie..omg...you Helles Belle wild thang... :lol: B)
and most of all ...Judy..omg...... and I thought you were an angel...Unbend that halo girlfriend!!!! :)

LOL LOL LOL :lol:

Just a drive by .... LOVE YOUSE GUYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



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formerly a complete mess..now a smaller B) mess, lol
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Posted 16 September 2008 - 04:43 PM

Gluless!!!!! WELCOME!!! Welcome.....back?? You were.. . . .. Robbin before?. . . . Have you officially been a Psilly? Perhaps before I came aboard? Regardless..... . . . . . . . now that you're here, stay and revel in the madness!! :) :)
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11 year-old Son had negative blood panel, but went on gluten-free diet of his own volition to see if his concentration would improve, his temper abate, and his energy level would increase. Miraculous response!

The great are great only because we are on our knees.
--Pierre Joseph Proudhon (1809-1865)

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Posted 16 September 2008 - 04:44 PM

Hee!! Robbin found our little piece of the universe :lol: Yeah, we let loose here and have lots of phun!! :P

Pop (or poop, as we say) back more often :D
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Posted 16 September 2008 - 05:10 PM

...Judy..omg...... and I thought you were an angel...Unbend that halo girlfriend!!!! :)

LOL LOL LOL :lol: Just a drive by .... LOVE YOUSE GUYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
formerly a complete mess..now a smaller B) mess, lol


OMG..........open the flood gates...........our gluless is back :o :lol:

I can't tell how how this warms to cockles of me heart!
I got up from my 'sick bed' :ph34r: :( just to open the door for you
Please don't stay away long....Promise ?????
I still feel like "what patti" said.............it's the best description of me body functions right now.

QUOTE (jerseyangel @ Sep 15 2008, 02:32 PM) Poor Judith--you sound like you were eaten by a werewolf and sh!t off a cliff yerself :( I think it was the evil watermelon that got ya......I hate how normally safe, healthy foods can turn us inside out :angry:
Had to go and find this for gluless.......... B)

been reading today but just not posting.
love you guys.
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Posted 16 September 2008 - 05:15 PM

I still feel like "what patti" said.............it's the best description of me body functions right now.
been reading today but just not posting.
love you guys.
judy


Glad you're hanging around, Judy! Quiet, but here...... . . ...hope we've brought a smile, even a little one, to ya today. Take good care o' yerself.... . . :)
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11 year-old Son had negative blood panel, but went on gluten-free diet of his own volition to see if his concentration would improve, his temper abate, and his energy level would increase. Miraculous response!

The great are great only because we are on our knees.
--Pierre Joseph Proudhon (1809-1865)

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Posted 16 September 2008 - 05:17 PM

Pheel better, Judith! We can't have you pheeling like you've been shat over any cliffs, now can we? :P

Well Sillies....I used fresh garlic tonight. I made a delightphul melange of zucchini, onion, fresh tomato and garlic sauteed in olive oil. Very delish, except now everything smells like garlic :lol: Pungent stuff!

How you holding up tonight, Em? Soaking the tootsies? :D Will the gang be back again tomorrow?
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Posted 16 September 2008 - 05:20 PM

ah :( you guys are so sweet
I went to find Patti's quote and bless her......she'd already posted it for Robbin.
you guys are tooooooooooooooooooo fast for me. :blink:
I'll get me silly back some day soon i pray.
must get my 'warrior' armor on you all ;) and maybe me diapers :o Hell watch this show up on a google search.
God spare me.............
hugs to me buddies.
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Posted 16 September 2008 - 05:22 PM

Oh poor Judy! :(

Honey, take the laptop into the bathroom just in case loud gut-busting guffaws lead to unexpected exoduses :ph34r:
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Posted 16 September 2008 - 05:29 PM

Honey, take the laptop into the bathroom just in case loud gut-busting guffaws lead to unexpected exoduses :ph34r:


:lol:

...Unexpected exodii..........

<_< :rolleyes:

Yes, Judy....... . .. ..laptop in bathroom!
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diagnosed type one diabetic 1973
diagnosed celiac winter 2005
diagnosed hypothyroid spring 2006

But healthy and happy! Posted Image


11 year-old Son had negative blood panel, but went on gluten-free diet of his own volition to see if his concentration would improve, his temper abate, and his energy level would increase. Miraculous response!

The great are great only because we are on our knees.
--Pierre Joseph Proudhon (1809-1865)




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