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#21946 Green12

 
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Posted 28 October 2008 - 08:29 AM

Happy Happy Birthday Emily!!!!!!

Does the birthday girl have any special plans?!



Thanks Lisa B for the survey!! Anyone else notice the "b" selections turned to the cool dude emoticon :lol:

I'm also Sponge Bob :D
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Posted 28 October 2008 - 08:33 AM

I'm SB.
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Posted 28 October 2008 - 08:47 AM

Gads. I'm SpongeBob.


Yup, me, too. Well, it's my birthday and I wanna be SNOOPY SOOOO bad..........therefore, I am going to change my answers in accordance with a Snoopy personality. :rolleyes:
That beagle has always been my hero, right from when I was a wee kid.
Spongebob??? Cannot stand him. <_< :lol:


We've had steady rain all morning, it turned to snow for a while there! Crazy, but it's supposed to be back around 60 in a couple days.

Boy, us, too. . . ...this is indeed the weirdest birthday I can remember weather-wise - - there is a real possibility of 20 cm of snow overnight. :o Like, 10 inches.......


Happy Birthday Kiddo :) I hope you have a fun filled day


Thanks, Jacquie!! (and everbody!) I cannot WAIT to meet you and POeter this weekend! A truly Canadian Psilly Psummit. Patti, can you and Mark drive up for lunch this Saturday? Amanda, you too....... . hmmmm...who else is less than a twelve-hour drive away?.....
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Posted 28 October 2008 - 08:52 AM

Patti, can you and Mark drive up for lunch this Saturday?

Phunny you should say this....on Sunday, Mark and I were riding in the car when I suddenly asked him how long it would take us to drive to Toronto. It would most likely be about 8 hours, since it's a good 3 from Syracuse at least.

I really wish I could be there, though :( I'm so excited for you guys--the Philly Summit was so enjoyable!! :D
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Posted 28 October 2008 - 09:26 AM

Syracuse is about a four-hour drive from here, exclusive of delay time at the border.

Take I-90 west to I-290 to I-190 north and cross at Queenston/Lewiston. Then take Hwy 405 to the Queen Elizabeth Way (QEW). Follow the QEW around the west end of the lake, then take Hwy 403 to Hwy 401 East. Get off at Yonge St, and go south 1.8 miles and turn right at the lights where Pizzaville is. It's the pet store on your left, right after you turn. Free parking on site. ;)
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#21951 Darn210

 
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Posted 28 October 2008 - 09:41 AM

Happy Birthday Emily!!!



<insert Alex's confetti here>

oh . . . wait . . . be right back!!!
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Posted 28 October 2008 - 09:43 AM

HAPPY HAPPY BIRTHDAY
EMILY!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:D :) :lol: :D :) :lol: :D :) :lol: :D


Hope it's the greatest day EVAH!!!!!!!!

I'm stealin' Pæddeigh's too!!
Have a grrrrrrrrrrrreat Day Em!
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#21953 Mtndog

 
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Posted 28 October 2008 - 09:44 AM

HAPPY BIRTHDAY EMILY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Pahty hahd fer me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm Sponge Bob :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Posted 28 October 2008 - 09:45 AM

Happy Birthday Emily!!!


Here is the requisite celebratory confetti:

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I'm a SpongeBob with tendancies toward Charlie Brown depending on how I answer two of the ten questions.
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Posted 28 October 2008 - 09:46 AM

[Edit: d'oh!! Gian-knit beat me to confetti-ville]

Happy Birthday Emily!!!



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>>>>>>> tom <<<<<<<

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Gluten-free since 12-03
Dairy-free since 10-04
Soy-free since 5-07

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Posted 28 October 2008 - 09:56 AM

Syracuse is about a four-hour drive from here, exclusive of delay time at the border.

Take I-90 west to I-290 to I-190 north and cross at Queenston/Lewiston. Then take Hwy 405 to the Queen Elizabeth Way (QEW). Follow the QEW around the west end of the lake, then take Hwy 403 to Hwy 401 East. Get off at Yonge St, and go south 1.8 miles and turn right at the lights where Pizzaville is. It's the pet store on your left, right after you turn. Free parking on site. ;)

But we're 4-4 1/2 from Syracuse :( <_< <whinephace> (Mark used that as a vantage point, since that's our hometown) You are going to have such a hoot--Em is exactly like she is here--just the loveliest, smartest, phunniest goil! :rolleyes: Have yer camera ready.......

Pæddeigh's

I've missed my cool-name-spelling, Pataghumn ;) :D
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Posted 28 October 2008 - 10:14 AM

Yup, me, too. Well, it's my birthday and I wanna be SNOOPY SOOOO bad..........therefore, I am going to change my answers in accordance with a Snoopy personality.


:lol:

I AM a Snoopy! but.......he seems cheerier than I am, so that can't be right..... <_<


HAPPY BIRFDAY EM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

have some absinthe, will ya?

:) :) :) :) :)
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Posted 28 October 2008 - 10:17 AM

Uncle ray has a birthday joke for you!

Always get a Second Opinion
Second Opinion!

The doctor said, 'Joe, the good news is I can cure your headaches. The
bad news is that it will require castration.

You have a very rare condition, which causes your testicles to press
on your spine and the pressure creates one hell of a headache. The
only way to relieve the pressure is to remove the testicles.'

Joe was shocked and depressed. He wondered if he had anything to live
for. He had no choice but to go under the knife. When he left the
hospital, he was without a headache for the first time in 20 years,
but he felt like he was missing an important part of himself. As he
walked down the street, he realized that he felt like a different
person. He could make a new beginning and live a new life.

He saw a men's clothing store and thought, 'That's what I need... A
new
suit.'

He entered the shop and told the salesman, 'I'd like a new suit.'

The elderly tailor eye d him briefly and said, 'Let's see... size 44
long.'

Joe laughed, 'That's right, how did you know?'

'Been in the business 60 years!' the tailor said.

Joe tried on the suit it fit perfectly.

As Joe admired himself in the mirror, the salesman asked, 'How about a
new shirt?'

Joe thought for a moment and then said, 'Sure.'

The salesman eyed Joe and said, 'Let's see, 34 sleeves and 16-1/2
neck.'

Joe was surprised, 'That's right, how did you know?'

'Been in the business 60 years.'

Joe tried on the shirt and it fit perfectly.

Joe walked comfortably around the shop and the salesman asked, 'How
about some new underwear?'

Joe thought for a moment and said, 'Sure.'

The salesman said, 'Let's see... size 36.

Joe laughed, 'Ah ha! I got you! I've worn a size 34 since I was 18
years
old.'

The salesman shook his head, 'You can't wear a size 34. A size 34
would press your testicles up against the base of your spine and give
you one hell of a headache.'


New suit - $400
New shirt - $36
New underwear - $6
Second Opinion - PRICELESS
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Posted 28 October 2008 - 10:20 AM

Second Opinion - PRICELESS

:lol: Now THATS phunny! :lol:
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Posted 28 October 2008 - 10:35 AM

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Hey, this looks like a side profile of Snoopy!

Bonne fête Emily!
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