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The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original


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#27766 jerseyangel

 
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Posted 30 January 2009 - 04:20 PM

Bevvie hit 4500 wif a real flourish! :lol:

Now watch out :o ;) :D
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Posted 30 January 2009 - 04:29 PM

GAAAHHHH!!!!..........EMOTIBUSTED!.......AND AGAIN, AND AGAIN!!!!!!!!....I thought we were back to 20!<harrumphface!>.....oh ......must've miscounted!<embarrassedface>

HAPPY REGAL BIRTHDAY, QUEEN LEEEESAR THE OLDER!! (By a year)........

What are your big celebratory plans today, Your Highness? There should be a birthday dance, for certain, at some point. . . . .


Thanks Em and all the rest <smileyface>

Nothin excitin goin on here on this momentous occassion :P

Much pain in me legs from the dance last weekend, and shoveling snaux has made it worse :( .............But if there were dancing this weekend, I'd be there in a heartbeat! ;)

Tomorrow we'll be goin to the in-laws' and I'll be fixing dinner.......whatsup with that? <_<

:lol: .....The 25th was me FIL's birfday.......so that's what we're doing for him. Plus hubby will troubleshoot their computer and talk to his dad about a tree that needs cutting down.

I'm hoping to get some birthday money from me dad so I can go clothes shopping....he always come thru :D

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Excellent bird, Jyan-knit! ;)

Sophie got the game Hustler Award


Sophie hustles????? :o .......and gets an award for it?????? :huh:

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Me for 5 days Looked like a palm tree, lounge chair and waves till I hit post!:

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Ah, yes!....It does look much better in the reply box.! :D .............like a secret picture only psillies can decipher! :lol:

Hee! Me grandpa used to do "toe-knee-chest-nut" :lol:


:o :ph34r:

We're doing that one in the preschool . .


:blink: .....really??????.....oh wait..........does 'nut' mean the head? :rolleyes:

A Psilly Blessing

May gluten-free food find you
May Poopy Cows seek you out
May the Yeti keep you warm in winter
And your farts be more silent than deadly.
And until we meet again,
may you giggle till you pee your pants. :lol:


<Hee>.....a psillie toast!
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Posted 30 January 2009 - 04:32 PM

:blink: .....really??????.....oh wait..........does 'nut' mean the head? :rolleyes:

:lol: :lol: I never thought of it that way......which is kinda surprising fer me :P
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Posted 30 January 2009 - 04:42 PM

Next time you go to the loo
'Cos you have something big to do
Please consider the humble roll
And make conservancy your goal
Keep it turning up and over
And you will use so much less

Maybe you need just a wee
That's a two piece, maybe three
A constipated crap is more
So maybe you should start at four
But keep it turning up and over
And you will use so much less

But if a great big dump's your need
Then counting pieces you'll not heed
You'll reel it off in one big go
And not disturb the bowel's flow
But keep it turning up and over
And you will use so much less

Now diarrhea's a different case
It rarely ends up in one place
Yards and yards is what you'll need
For that you'll want a rapid feed
So bugger it and turn it over
And sod it if you don't use less


Outrageously phunny, Beverleigh!!!!!!


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I'm usin ALL me allotted emoticons for that!
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Posted 30 January 2009 - 05:02 PM

Oh no......I wrote the silly blessing but not the poem, twas a Brit named Liz Curtis and I got it: UK Silly Poems

just thought you'd enjoy it. :D :lol:
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Posted 30 January 2009 - 05:07 PM

Oh my gawd- I am 2 posts away from 4500 posts so I must post twice before I go for good luck.

A Psilly Blessing

May gluten-free food find you
May Poopy Cows seek you out
May the Yeti keep you warm in winter
And your farts be more silent than deadly.
And until we meet again,
may you giggle till you pee your pants. :lol:


*SNOOOOOOOOOOOORT* :lol: :lol: :lol: Absolutely BRILL, Bevel!!!!!!!! Yes, she IS hitting 4500 with a PHLOURISH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


The Humble Roll (Ok- here comes the fluid onslaught :ph34r: )

Next time you go to the loo
'Cos you have something big to do
Please consider the humble roll
And make conservancy your goal
Keep it turning up and over
And you will use so much less

Maybe you need just a wee
That's a two piece, maybe three
A constipated crap is more
So maybe you should start at four
But keep it turning up and over
And you will use so much less

But if a great big dump's your need
Then counting pieces you'll not heed
You'll reel it off in one big go
And not disturb the bowel's flow
But keep it turning up and over
And you will use so much less

Now diarrhea's a different case
It rarely ends up in one place
Yards and yards is what you'll need
For that you'll want a rapid feed
So bugger it and turn it over
And sod it if you don't use less


OMG - did you WRITE THIS??????????????????????????

:lol: :lol: x 25 FAN-PHARKING-TASTIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


LESARGH!!!!!!!!!!!!! No dancing this weekend? and - cooking dinner for yer FIL? Summat's wrong wif dat..............but...............NO MORE SNOW SHOVELING for ya!!!!!!!! And - I think you should raid the booze cabinet at yer in-laws house :ph34r: :lol:



Sillies - - I MUST tell you what Wee Kitteh does (what is his name? right now it's Kit Kit :blink: )

when I first sit down to the computer in the evening (after work), Wee Kitten puts himself right in front of me, stands on his hind legs on my desk and......wraps his little arms around either side of my neck, practically in a choke hold :lol: then kisses and kisses and KISSES and nuzzles my face and chin for as long as I let him............I am not sure there's ANYthing cuter (well, from HIM, this is not counting The Weezel, who is the WORLD"S CUTEST LIVING CREATURE, as we all know) :lol:

:wub: :wub: :wub: He is really going to force me to love him, isn't he?
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Posted 30 January 2009 - 05:17 PM

Suessslee, Iyam so very glad for you and your Shtinkeh, huggereh, Kisseh, Kitteh! How could you resist such affection. Kittehs bear no falsehoods in the wee little souls....he truly adores you! He really should get a name, you know :P
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Posted 30 January 2009 - 05:22 PM

<--------Me new Diva av! B)
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Posted 30 January 2009 - 05:30 PM

Suessslee, Iyam so very glad for you and your Shtinkeh, huggereh, Kisseh, Kitteh! How could you resist such affection. Kittehs bear no falsehoods in the wee little souls....he truly adores you! He really should get a name, you know :P


He LOVES us..........gets up on the couch and snuggles with Weezee!!!!!!!! She is tolerating him much better and actually gets excited to see him most of the time. :wub:

His name........... :blink: why is that so hard? It was Mr. Jenkins/Jenks and then Jax........they just don't roll off the tongue. I dunno WHAT to name him. It's just Kit Kit for now....or Kitty, or Kitten....... not right!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :huh:


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PADDEIGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yer so stinkin' diva-ishly GLAMOROUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! How fantastic!!!! Do you like the cut? Notice any huge difference? Are you no longer blow-drying/ straightening? How incredibly free-ing..........am SOOOOOOO sick of blow-drying me damn hair
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Posted 30 January 2009 - 05:39 PM

LESARGH!!!!!!!!!!!!! No dancing this weekend? and - cooking dinner for yer FIL? Summat's wrong wif dat..............but...............NO MORE SNOW SHOVELING for ya!!!!!!!!


Won't be another dance club til the middle of Feb. :( ...........More snaux s'posed to be coming next week :angry: Hubby does most of the shoveling, but when he's at work and I'm not, and he won't be able to get up the driveway when he gets home.......well........it's the least I can do. ;)

Wee Kitteh luuuurves his Soozle! :wub:

Tinkerbell is sitting on me lap wif her front paws on the desk, watching me type! :D

I see Patteigh has posted with her new do.......must submit my post so's I can take a look! :P
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Posted 30 January 2009 - 05:44 PM

Suz--you're too kind :D I'm puffy and tired looking (been a rough winter and I ate lots of popcorn <_< ) but I really love the cut. It lays perfectly--I washed it this morning and just put in some anti-phrizz cream, arrainged it wif me phingers and that was it. I'm tired of fighting with it--the relaxers are just too damaging and blow drying only lasts if there no humidity in the air--which will be even more of a problem in Texas.......

I'm glad I did it--I've already found a salon in Houston that does it. The cool thing is that the stylist said it should last for about 12 weeks....maybe a bit less.
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Posted 30 January 2009 - 05:55 PM

It's all phun till someone puts their eye out! SNACKLE!


:lol: :lol: Exactly what I was thinking . . . then jumped to the Christmas Story and the Red Ryder BB Gun . . . http://uk.youtube.co...h?v=5ApipYOlxkg


Bev - I think you have created the poifect psilly toast . . . we shall all toast each other wif your creation . . . and a :lol: :lol: at the humble roll poem. Also a loverly palm tree lounging creation . . . I took a peek in the editing box.




Suz--you're too kind :D I'm puffy and tired looking (been a rough winter and I ate lots of popcorn <_< ) but I really love the cut. It lays perfectly--I washed it this morning and just put in some anti-phrizz cream, arrainged it wif me phingers and that was it. I'm tired of fighting with it--the relaxers are just too damaging and blow drying only lasts if there no humidity in the air--which will be even more of a problem in Texas.......

I'm glad I did it--I've already found a salon in Houston that does it. The cool thing is that the stylist said it should last for about 12 weeks....maybe a bit less.



Cool Beans on the new do . . . I like it!!! . . . and I'm all for less is more when it comes to hair styling . . . and makeup . . . and housework.
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Posted 30 January 2009 - 05:55 PM

yoSuz-- I really love the cut. It lays perfectly--I washed it this morning and just put in some anti-phrizz cream, arrainged it wif me phingers and that was it.


It looks great, Paddeigh!

I am so jealous of naturally curly hair. When I have a perm, that's all I do......wash, mousse and toss! But it grows out so fast and is so pharkin expensive! :angry:

My hair, left on it's own, is so........blah. And I don't like spending time and effort on styling it. During the worst years of my fibro, I couldn't hold me arms up that long.

I may just get a wavy perm next time, so when it starts to grow out, it won't be as noticeable.
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Posted 30 January 2009 - 05:58 PM

Lovely new cut Patti. Quite lovely! :) Peeeerfect for that Texas humidity. You'll find curls you never thought you had.
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Posted 30 January 2009 - 06:02 PM

:wub: :wub: :wub: He is really going to force me to love him, isn't he?



....YES........... . . . ((((sigh)))). . . . . . ..... :wub:


Pah-teeeee! Wow...you look gorgeous. Really!! I wish there were a Magic Diva method for cutting poker-straight, thin, fine, impossible hair..... :angry: .......I wanna be diva'd, too!!!!!
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