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The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original


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#32041 elye

 
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Posted 18 May 2009 - 05:00 PM

:( Don't know what that has to do with it, but he assures me it is recommended. Have to watch what I say now because I keep finding him reading celiac.com when I'm not looking.


OMG.. .... . ..if my DH started eating all the pineapple and reading along on our thread, I think I'd have to just call it in. . . ....

:lol:


:ph34r: <ahem>.........as soon as I get over whatever I got. Temps up again and my throat is raw.....may be headin back to the doc


Take care of thyselph, Leeeesargh. . . . ... :)
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#32042 flourgirl

 
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Posted 18 May 2009 - 06:30 PM

They're all right! 40 is nuttin! My sisters threw me a "BLACK" birthday party. :ph34r: Was fun. 2 minutes later I was lookin at 50. It goes by much too fast to worry about it. Then again, it goes by much too fast to worry about anything anymore. What a ride!! :D

Pah-tay...hope you can comb out the snags quickly and easily.

Psuessle.....ahhhh, Psuessle....enjoy the little phiremens while you can. I luved the kitteh videeo! SOOOO cute!

J....thinkin of you and keepin you in prayer.

Raychul......glad you joined the fam. You pull us together right smart.

Pheelin tired mellow and just appreciating the friendship I've found here. Hugs to each of you. Nitey Nite. :)
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Posted 18 May 2009 - 07:41 PM


OMG :lol: :lol: "Boston Market" :lol:




<ahem>.........as soon as I get over whatever I got. Temps up again and my throat is raw.....may be headin back to the doc




THEN I'll be a force to reckon with! ;)


oh! get better soon, leesargh!!!


Daughter saw doctor today--no DH--YEAH! Still don't know exactly what the rash is but we know it's not contagious. So back to school with her.


Oh very good news.......wonder what that mystery rash is?


J....thinkin of you and keepin you in prayer.

Raychul......glad you joined the fam. You pull us together right smart.

Pheelin tired mellow and just appreciating the friendship I've found here. Hugs to each of you. Nitey Nite. :)


nighty-night, Tea... :wub:


Well OMG, it's 8:30 and look who's already home. :lol:


My boss, I have figured out, always makes things sound WAY more exciting and fabulous than they really are. :huh:


Um......I drove 90 minutes to get up there (no big deal but the last 30 are on a VERY windy, narrow road - paved, thank God) and........we..........sat................around...........and that's it.


:blink:


I didn't even CARE about the stupid firemen.....there were a smattering of cute ones, but I could hardly be bothered (the cute ones were VERY young, in fact nearly ALL were very young, the old ones looked fat and sloppy - I don't think firemen are as hot as they used to be? :huh: it's just the ones in movies and on TV that are hot <_< )

It was VERY hot, humid, and......I got so antsy, crazed with boredom and discomfort (and all the flies) and had to leave. They were quite puzzled as to why I'd only stay - less than six hours? - but I just HAD to get out of there, can't even EXPLAIN it. But my boss was in the cook trailer the entire time (only room for one in there, and HOT AS BLAZES, his comrade was cooking the civkebs on the grill, the boys were sitting around just staring vacantly, and I just
COULD NAE TAKE IT - gahhhhhhhhhhhhh!! :blink:



So driving down the mountain I decided that I just have a really, really low tolerance now - unlike the past - for pain, discomfort, and misery. I want cool cotton sheets, air conditioning, and a shower :lol:

Not to mention good conversation, some yummy g f snacks, decent wine, a lounge chair, and cool breezes when I camp.

Would be nice to have me sills there. Can you imagine? :rolleyes:



very cranky. Off to bed!!!

oh - shroomie!! meant to comment on yer post - where is it??? but very funny, the marriage-wrecking house-building part :o :lol:

(padt! take heed!!!)

g'night sills :)
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Posted 19 May 2009 - 03:50 AM

Good morning, Psills!

Sooozle's Project Phireman was quite disappointing. .. ...I was hoping for a great, rustic, sublime, Steinbeck-ian tale. .. .....instead it was rather Hemingway-ish. ...

Alighted at the scene. . . . ...served the food, reclined and pondered. Descended the mount.

:rolleyes:

And no DH for Mini-minimom! 'Tis fab. But then, what in hell IS it? :huh:
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11 year-old Son had negative blood panel, but went on gluten-free diet of his own volition to see if his concentration would improve, his temper abate, and his energy level would increase. Miraculous response!

The great are great only because we are on our knees.
--Pierre Joseph Proudhon (1809-1865)

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Posted 19 May 2009 - 07:44 AM

Sooozle's Project Phireman was quite disappointing. .. ...I was hoping for a great, rustic, sublime, Steinbeck-ian tale. .. .....instead it was rather Hemingway-ish. ...

Alighted at the scene. . . . ...served the food, reclined and pondered. Descended the mount.



:lol: :lol: :lol:

sat in my folding camp chair, stared at my young miscreant colleagues, swattted flies. Surveyed sweltering kitchen trailer and made my egress.

:huh:

<I don't know which author that would be - it's just Soozle on a tired morning :lol: >


dang!! so quiet in here!!!!!!!!!! :blink:


I awake to one post from em and nuttin' else?


WHERE IS EVERYONE??????


:huh:

gotta go kick Sophie's teacher's ass today. Can't wait. this master teacher is Satan himself.........such a semester she's had. Horrible, miserable, mean-spirited black-souled, sexually harassing, verbally abusive, alcoholic man. It actually made her physically ill, being around him every day - increasingly sick and miserable until she blacked out last week with searing chest pain as she could not describe, and ambulance was called. Did I tell you guys this already?

so - her gallbladder and giant gallstones were removed Friday....she is still in pain with some pyloric ulcer? 'tis EGREGIOUS. :angry:

so - get this - this EEEEEEEEEVILLLLE man (has a vendetta against her due to her WONDERFUL father and requested her as his student teacher <_< ) has now asked that she do lesson plans for the entire rest of the school year (almost a month). Um, the ba$tard's been teaching for 25 years, I'm SURE he doesn't need them. :angry:

So, we're gonig to take in what work she does have (she can nae lift it all) and *I* am going to put my foot down right then and there. *moo hoo ha ha ha ha ha haaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!*

Should I take the Skull Cracker for extra affect?????


:lol:
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Posted 19 May 2009 - 07:45 AM

[/i]And no DH for Mini-minimom! 'Tis fab. But then, what in hell IS it? :huh:

True dat! :D How's lil' mimi-mini this morning? Did the doc give you something to use on the rash?

Suz!! WIH???? Kinda anti-climatic, if ya ask me, but a nice thing you did anyway. Hope the cool shower and (high thread count) sheets felt good when ya phinally got home. :rolleyes:

Quiet here this morning.....
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Posted 19 May 2009 - 07:50 AM

Did I tell you guys this already?

Should I take the Skull Cracker for extra affect?????

Tis the phirst I've heard of this heinous man :angry: Yes Soux--take the Skull Crusher and give the ba****d what fer. Sounds like nuthin but a bully.

WIH is the matter wif people sometimes..... :(
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Posted 19 May 2009 - 08:55 AM

Hi, Richard, I see you reading.
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Posted 19 May 2009 - 09:05 AM

Hi, Richard, I see you reading.


Our phounder is here!

Richard!!!!! :D Please say hi and let us know how you're doing. :) Can you believe what you started here :lol:
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Posted 19 May 2009 - 09:27 AM

Hi, Richard, I see you reading.


You crazy folks are still here?! :o
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Posted 19 May 2009 - 09:29 AM

Our phounder is here!

Richard!!!!! :D Please say hi and let us know how you're doing. :) Can you believe what you started here :lol:


"Hi"

I am doing well. The family and I are headed to Disney World, so I am here on "officiaL bizniz"

I hope all of you are well too :)
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Posted 19 May 2009 - 09:34 AM

I am doing well. The family and I are headed to Disney World, so I am here on "officiaL bizniz"

Good to hear!

Have fun at Disney--the girls must be so excited :D
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Posted 19 May 2009 - 09:39 AM

You crazy folks are still here?! :o


We have NO life B) :lol:


See what you started????


.......have fun at Disney! (My coeliac son went to Florida Disney with no probs :) )
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Posted 19 May 2009 - 09:44 AM

We have NO life B) :lol:


See what you started????


.......have fun at Disney! (My coeliac son went to Florida Disney with no probs :) )


...I am practicing my "queuing" <- there's a word that nver looks to be spelled correctly...
I figure the heat and humidity will keep my mind off of my aching feet ;)
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Posted 19 May 2009 - 11:58 AM

OUR PHOUNDING EMPORER, RICHARD 1ST!!
Phab to read you, Richard! :)


Should I take the Skull Cracker for extra affect?????


Yet again, another occasion where you need to be wearing my penis earrings, Soooozle.

:lol:
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diagnosed type one diabetic 1973
diagnosed celiac winter 2005
diagnosed hypothyroid spring 2006

But healthy and happy! Posted Image


11 year-old Son had negative blood panel, but went on gluten-free diet of his own volition to see if his concentration would improve, his temper abate, and his energy level would increase. Miraculous response!

The great are great only because we are on our knees.
--Pierre Joseph Proudhon (1809-1865)




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