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#43576 kareng

 
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Posted 16 November 2010 - 11:42 AM

OK, do we need to return to songs that get stuck in our heads or jingles? We are NOT boring!!! Just burnt out. Perhaps we all need to have a glass of wine at the same time and that will bring back our pfunnies (and yes I know I overdid the wine the night before the funeral).

Anyone here follow Rachel Maddow? Evidently there's someone on the internet who has decided that she is a lesbian vampire (yes she is a lesbian but I don' personally care). So she has two moles on her neck that appear to be where a vampire bites. Now I don't think it's pfunny (other than how ignorant the man on the clip is), but it's not boring. Some of these are repetitive. Ii think that the first two are different. I find the man accusing her of being a vampire to be both pfunny and scary but not boring.

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http://www.queerty.com/rachel-maddow-recycles-lesbian-vampire-accusations-to-debunk-internet-myths-20101105/


http://www.abovetopsecret.com/forum/thread612171/pg1


http://www.bing.com/videos/watch/video/rachel-maddow-lesbian-vampire/6irr7tr





i just watched the first one. That can't be "real". He was doing it to be funny or get on TV. (I hope :unsure: )
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Posted 16 November 2010 - 11:49 AM

No ark or arc but that's a good thought.

Gah! I only slept about 4 hours last night woman! :P
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Posted 16 November 2010 - 12:04 PM

Welp, since I didn't see Rachelle volunteering to jump in her car and deliver me up some goodies, guess I'd better do homework so's I deserve a reward later. :P
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Posted 16 November 2010 - 12:06 PM

Welp, since I didn't see Rachelle volunteering to jump in her car and deliver me up some goodies, guess I'd better do homework so's I deserve a reward later. :P

You haven't started it yet ???? :lol:
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Posted 16 November 2010 - 12:20 PM

You haven't started it yet ???? :lol:

:lol: :lol: I'm half done.
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Posted 16 November 2010 - 12:22 PM

:lol: :lol: I'm half done.

I shoulda know'd! :rolleyes:
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Posted 16 November 2010 - 01:30 PM

Any signs of an arc being built somewhere.....


So where did Noah keep the woodpeckers on his ark?

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Posted 16 November 2010 - 01:36 PM

So where did Noah keep the woodpeckers on his ark?


Great question!!

I have a beautiful cockatoo. I should have name him "Houdini". We broke a couple of the ceramic bowls, so I bought new ones. Same thing but plastic.

Well, he figured out how to get the plastic bowls out of the place where they go, then how to take off the hook holding the part of the cage closed where the bowl goes, then how to take off the whole section of cage off after the hook was removed, so that he can get out.

I think I finally outsmarted that bird .... I put bottle lids underneath the bowls so he can't lift them up at an angle to get them out.

So I'm wondering, how did he keep any of the birds on the arc at all? They surely only stayed there if they wanted to!!
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Posted 16 November 2010 - 01:42 PM

Well, if the drawing in children's books are any indication, they flew along side the ark. Duh...... :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Posted 16 November 2010 - 01:45 PM

So I'm wondering, how did he keep any of the birds on the arc at all? They surely only stayed there if they wanted to!!


Well, yeah, but where would they fly to?? :rolleyes: Even the godwits only fly for 9 days - 40 days is a bit much for any bird methinks :D
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Posted 16 November 2010 - 01:53 PM

Used to have a rabbit that would open his cage door. The cage was on a table, so he had about 3-4 inches of table when he got out. He would then hop on top of the cage and wait for me to get home and feed him.

Several neighbors dogs get out of thier yards and come sit on my front porch.

Just like Carla's bird, they were bored but didn't really want to run away!

I suppose that Noah's birds would have to rest on the ark at some point. I'm assuming he didn't need to take any ducks or pelican or that sort of bird?
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Posted 16 November 2010 - 02:08 PM

Yes, my bird just wants out. He doesn't like being caged up. He's been out all day, so he's happy.
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Posted 16 November 2010 - 02:09 PM

And he wouldn't have to worry about the Kiwis flyin' - they need a plane :rolleyes:
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Posted 16 November 2010 - 02:24 PM

Any signs of an arc being built somewhere.....


GAAHHH! NO arcs are being constructed here!! DS is struggling with his advanced grade nine mathS, and if I see one more arc, hypotenuse, tri-frickin'-somethin-er-others, tangents and cosigns (wait.. . . . ... . that's my daughter's advanced functions).. . .. :unsure:. . . . ....hell! Get thee to a tutor, she screams!


i just watched the first one. That can't be "real". He was doing it to be funny or get on TV. (I hope :unsure: )


People don't really do that, do they? <_< :rolleyes:


So where did Noah keep the woodpeckers on his ark?


....Or the termites?


Well, he figured out how to get the plastic bowls out of the place where they go, then how to take off the hook holding the part of the cage closed where the bowl goes, then how to take off the whole section of cage off after the hook was removed, so that he can get out.


Holy crap.. .. . ... . is he doin' the dishes yet? Laundry? Can he endorse yer cheques? :rolleyes:


40 days is a bit much for any bird methinks :D


... . . and nights. .. . . . . ...I somehow suspect, from what we've heard so far, that Jyesssss may well be up to it.. . . .

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Posted 16 November 2010 - 02:41 PM

Woah! Something wierd is going on! Our Supreme Celiac Board Leader, Scott, just responded to a 5 year old post! What is happening? :ph34r:
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