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#451 Lisa

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Posted 22 November 2006 - 03:02 PM

OKay, I have to jump in here as y'all are taking about mojos.

Anyone remember Richard Pryor, in his stand-up, would talk about Miss Rudolph putting a mojo on his a$$?

Can anyone remember what that mojo made him do? :blink: Prize for the winner: a turkey dinner.
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Posted 22 November 2006 - 05:13 PM

Don't remember about Richard Pryor and his mojo whammy....

I'll approach any and all mojos with great caution, but, alas, I have an intense need to check things out, you know, like going into a pitch black room after hearing a noise from there..... :P
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Posted 22 November 2006 - 05:19 PM

I think your mojos have all returned and you have to much brain fog to realize it!!!! You are too funny to have missing mojos!!!

Patti, I grew, too, but not to where I was before kids ... :( Used to be a solid C, now I barely fill out a B. If I had any fat on my stomach, I'd have it transferred ... :lol: I've used masking tape, but duct tape?? Ouch! And what fills out the bottom part that you've taped up?
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#454 Mtndog

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Posted 22 November 2006 - 06:14 PM

OKay, I have to jump in here as y'all are taking about mojos.

Anyone remember Richard Pryor, in his stand-up, would talk about Miss Rudolph putting a mojo on his a$$?

Can anyone remember what that mojo made him do? :blink: Prize for the winner: a turkey dinner.


awww man....I can't remember. alas, too may cosmos.....and not enough trampolines!!!!!!!!!!! :lol: :lol: :P :P

Hi Susie Q- I see you!!!!!!!!!!!

I have to post this because it kills me:


It's Tenacious D's "best Song in the World" called "tribute". I think it's a tribute to BRAIN FOG!!!!!!!!!!!!! :P
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Posted 22 November 2006 - 06:18 PM

And what fills out the bottom part that you've taped up?


And, what if there isn't even a bottom part? :lol:
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Posted 22 November 2006 - 09:11 PM

My boobs also got bigger....but, alas so has my stomach...Still have the bloat thing going on....I hate the dowdy look!!! :ph34r:
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Posted 22 November 2006 - 09:24 PM

And, what if there isn't even a bottom part? :lol:


:huh: what? did I miss something??? do you mean the bottom part of your boobs? :lol: :lol: :lol:


My boobs also got bigger....but, alas so has my stomach...Still have the bloat thing going on....I hate the dowdy look!!! :ph34r:


shoot, my stomach got bigger, but not my boobs.....where is the justice?

Miss Bev......still slaving away in teh kitchen, will listen to that song later! :lol:
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Posted 24 November 2006 - 06:05 AM

:huh: what? did I miss something??? do you mean the bottom part of your boobs? :lol: :lol: :lol:
shoot, my stomach got bigger, but not my boobs.....where is the justice?


This just requires more duct tape, and a little more engineering. It might be a bit painful to remove :( (imagining a duct tape corset :blink: :o ) :huh:
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Posted 24 November 2006 - 06:55 AM

This just requires more duct tape, and a little more engineering. It might be a bit painful to remove :( (imagining a duct tape corset :blink: :o ) :huh:

:D Technical advice on how to make the most of our cleavage :lol: What would we do without Richard :P B)
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Posted 24 November 2006 - 07:32 AM

:D Technical advice on how to make the most of our cleavage :lol: What would we do without Richard :P B)


:lol: :lol:
Ok Ladies, pay attention... step by step instructions..
http://www.happy-hea...oob_taping.html
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Posted 24 November 2006 - 08:26 AM

I'm glad they advise using medical tape as I can attest- DUCT TAPE HURTS! Did it one year for a Bridesmaid of Frankenstein outfit, came home cosmo'd and had to take it off. Owwwwww-chhhh! At least I was a little number than usual! :P :ph34r:
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Posted 24 November 2006 - 11:51 AM

:D Technical advice on how to make the most of our cleavage :lol: What would we do without Richard :P B)

If it involves duct tape, I'm the man for the job. (The mention of boobs, does tend to get my attention :ph34r: :o )
You must understand that my father, although he did not invent duct tape, has certainly mastered its use in a wide variety of off kilter applications. He has passed down his wealth of knowledge to me ( I feel like a Jedi knight :P ).("...may the TAPE be with you!" "...Richard use the TAPE!")
I could go on about boobs too, but this is probably not the place :P
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Posted 24 November 2006 - 11:58 AM

richard OMG there are actual humans in your avatar, pray, tell us, who are they? :P

There isn't enough duct tape to give me any boobs. PSHAW!!!! :angry: :angry: :lol:
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Posted 24 November 2006 - 12:07 PM

richard OMG there are actual humans in your avatar, pray, tell us, who are they? :P


That is my little Madeline (sniffley-sick today :( ) and me. We had a bonfire last night after 2nds on dessert :blink:
Maddy got flattened by a year-old Lab "puppy", so I scooped her up. Mary thought we looked cute, and the sky was amazing, so she took the pic.

There isn't enough duct tape to give me any boobs. PSHAW!!!! :angry: :angry: :lol:


Have you tried balling the tape up? :blink:
Sorry, I think I might have bumped into my mojo somehwere last night (who'd have thought such a thing would linger at the in-laws? :blink: )
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Posted 24 November 2006 - 12:10 PM

That is my little Madeline (sniffley-sick today :( ) and me. We had a bonfire last night after 2nds on dessert :blink:
Maddy got flattened by a year-old Lab "puppy", so I scooped her up. Mary thought we looked cute, and the sky was amazing, so she took the pic.
Have you tried balling the tape up? :blink:
Sorry, I think I might have bumped into my mojo somehwere last night (who's have thought such a thing would linger at the in-laws? :blink: )



Well it is nice to SEE you! Yes, very cute pic.

Um, your mojo lingered at your in-laws'? that is crazy.....did you see mine there? :blink: :lol:

So, I should make the duct tape into a BALL, and then tape it on? yes, yes, I see, that should look lovely and natural. ;) :lol:
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