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The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original


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#49411 jerseyangel

 
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Posted 24 September 2012 - 06:06 AM

Emily: A crime of fashion by your husband witnessed on FB.

I must confess....Mr. Jerseyangel :P is likewise guilty of said fashion crime :ph34r: He wears white socks wif his Birks regularly on the weekends. Now, his are not the through the toe type, but still.....

I went so far as to buy him brown ones that are made by the Birk peeps for this purpose, and he always "forgets" to put them on in lieu of the white ones. Any Saturday or Sunday morning, this debacle is on full display at Starbucks :o

Thankfully, when Jacquie and PeOter met us there, he was wearing proper phootwear :rolleyes:
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Posted 24 September 2012 - 06:51 AM

Em, I do not recall such a footwear combination being displayed during our visit.
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Posted 28 September 2012 - 11:44 AM

4 days with out a post... time for another corny joke!


KNOCK KNOCK!

Who is there?

BROKEN PENCIL

Broken Pencil who?

Oh, forget it, its pointless!
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Posted 28 September 2012 - 11:51 AM

;) ;)
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#49415 jerseyangel

 
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Posted 28 September 2012 - 11:59 AM

Hee!! Pointless. <snort>
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Posted 28 September 2012 - 06:25 PM

This one from a friend of my daughter's today:

Why did the chicken cross the road?

:mellow:
:huh:
:rolleyes:

To get to your house.
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Posted 28 September 2012 - 06:26 PM

<pause>
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Posted 28 September 2012 - 06:27 PM

Knock Knock.

Who's There?

The Chicken.
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Posted 28 September 2012 - 06:32 PM

Knock Knock.

Who's There?

The Chicken.

*snort*

And I'm only halfway through my first glass of wine.
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Posted 28 September 2012 - 06:54 PM

*chuckle*
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Posted 28 September 2012 - 08:28 PM

Why did the rooster cross the road??


:huh:


:blink:


To find the civkeb.

;)
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Posted 29 September 2012 - 03:44 AM

To find the civkeb.
;)


Umm... what is a civkeb? :huh:
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Posted 29 September 2012 - 04:35 AM

Umm... what is a civkeb? :huh:


OMG.....we need Jaghnutt to go back into the archives.....or Leeeesargh to give V a concise summary/recap....... ..Vynsegnt, it all has to do with Jyesss sitting, alone and drunk, one night in the wee hours before her computer, typing out a stream-of-consciousness post that at some point involved chickens, which she typed as "civkcebs"......man, did I guffaw my way through that group of posts.....Jaghnutt, ya need to find those! :lol:
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Posted 29 September 2012 - 06:22 AM

Civkcebs!!!! Good times:)
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Posted 29 September 2012 - 07:22 AM

Signs of changing of the seasons - no, not the leaves turning color here (they are either just straight out dying or still determinedly green), but the arrival of the godwits in Christchurch after their 7-day fight from Alaska eating their fill out in the river estuary, and the arrival of another kind of bird, a C-17 Globemaster getting ready for the first trip to Antarctica since the start of the long, dark winter. Christchurch's harbingers of spring. :) Oh, and a few more tiddler earthquakes to keep everyone on their toes. :D
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"Everything that can be counted does not necessarily count; everything that counts cannot necessarily be counted." - Albert Einstein

"Life is not weathering the storm; it is learning to dance in the rain"

"Whatever the question, the answer is always chocolate." Nigella Lawson

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Lactose free 1990
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Diagnosed psoriatic arthritis 2004
Self-diagnosed gluten intolerant, gluten-free Nov. 2007
Soy free March 2008
Nightshade free Feb 2009
Citric acid free June 2009
Potato starch free July 2009
(Totally) corn free Nov. 2009
Legume free March 2010
Now tolerant of lactose

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