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#50971 jerseyangel

 
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Posted 21 November 2012 - 02:34 PM

70 in KC

Enjoy B)
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Posted 21 November 2012 - 02:36 PM

And what about Nikkers!!!!!!?????? She needs to get her taut little marathon-running butt back here and join the reunion! <_<


Yep--Nik and Sooz need to get their little keesters over here toot sweet!
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Posted 21 November 2012 - 02:56 PM

I forgot all about that medieval hunting bugle! Hmmmm closet or storage unit?


Jes' ready thyself to be accosted by a pack of ardent, baying, at-the-ready foxhounds. .. . ...

Yes Em! Dr Seuss' hornplayers horns are issued w/ appropriate hats, I believe.
If James Brown went Gorillaz, I'd want the Whoville Whorns fo' shizzle :D


Did Horton Hear a Horn. ...?. . .. . . :huh: . . .. . . ..... :rolleyes:
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Posted 21 November 2012 - 03:10 PM

Enjoy B)


Glad to see it posted. Been trying to read the last 2 pages for 15 mintes. It is running soooooo sloooooowly that I got distracted and wandered off...

Oooooo! Looky! A Yeti! :o
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Posted 21 November 2012 - 03:13 PM

It's running slow for me too. I posted on the mod thread, and can't get back on it.
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Posted 21 November 2012 - 03:46 PM

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#50978 GFinDC

 
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Posted 21 November 2012 - 04:46 PM

So you all had a puhrade and left us out eh? :( (sulking face here and forever more).

How about a post card exchange? Half ya'll ever done one of dem? The art site I frequent does them every Christmas. Everyone gets a name and exchanges some kind of post card, generally something artzy/handmaid. Which can be anything, nothing fancy schmancy or bootiful expected. Postcardz aren't terribly 'spensive to mail, and for now the US post office is still in bussiness. Sew it cud b dun, I tink.

We'd need a Queen to divvy up the names for the exchange tho, as there wood be no way to fairlee do it udderwize. And a cutoff date for participation, to avoid Christmas delivery issues. If this is a turrible idear, let it be known clear and loud! So far the Queen has not approved such an uddertaking, so it may be royally schmashed, as many things are schmashed under her highnass.

Hi to Triticus Toxicome! Thanks for driving by and snortin' your toot at us! :)
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Posted 21 November 2012 - 05:39 PM

Another blast from the past, in honoUr of Thanksgiving! :)

I didn't want to be the first on the 200th page since I'm a newbie here but now that it's safe to post here is something funny that my brother sent me in honour of (Canadian) Thanksgiving.

THANKSGIVING CONVERSATION THAT SOUNDS DIRTY BUT ISN'T

1. Talk about a huge breast!
2. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.
3. It's Cool Whip time!
4. If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst!
5. Whew, that's one terrific spread!
6. Are you ready for seconds yet?
7. It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it?
8. Just wait your turn, you'll get some!
9. Don't play with your meat.
10. Just spread the legs open and stuff it in.
11. Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?
12. I didn't expect everyone to come at once!
13. You still have a little bit on your chin.
14. How long will it take after you stick it in?
15. You'll know it's ready when it pops up.
16. Wow, I didn't think I could handle all of that!
17. That's the biggest one I've ever seen!
18. How long do I beat it before it's ready?

(I hope this isn't too raunchy Posted Image but it just made me giggle, especially #15)


Happy Thanksgiving to all.
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Posted 21 November 2012 - 06:17 PM

i can't believe i lost that much weight :blink: I knew i had lost some (jeans are starting to become loose), but yeesh :blink:
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Posted 21 November 2012 - 06:29 PM

So you all had a puhrade and left us out eh? :( (sulking face here and forever more).

How about a post card exchange? Half ya'll ever done one of dem? The art site I frequent does them every Christmas. Everyone gets a name and exchanges some kind of post card, generally something artzy/handmaid. Which can be anything, nothing fancy schmancy or bootiful expected. Postcardz aren't terribly 'spensive to mail, and for now the US post office is still in bussiness. Sew it cud b dun, I tink.

We'd need a Queen to divvy up the names for the exchange tho, as there wood be no way to fairlee do it udderwize. And a cutoff date for participation, to avoid Christmas delivery issues. If this is a turrible idear, let it be known clear and loud! So far the Queen has not approved such an uddertaking, so it may be royally schmashed, as many things are schmashed under her highnass.

Hi to Triticus Toxicome! Thanks for driving by and snortin' your toot at us! :)


This sounds fun! I'm not really artistic but I could send a nice Plaza Lights card!


whew! That didn't make me queen! I was a very uninvolved one for a couple of hundred pages.
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Once again, we come to the Holiday Season, a deeply religious time that each of us observes, in his own way, by going to the mall of his choice. - Dave Barry
 
“The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.”  - George Carlin
 
“One can never have enough socks," said Dumbledore. "Another Christmas has come and gone and I didn't get a single pair. People will insist on giving me books.”  - J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter and The Sorcerer's Stone
 
 
 
 
 

 


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Posted 21 November 2012 - 06:40 PM

Gee Eff-- that sounds like phun!

"Snortin' your toot" !!! lol
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Posted 21 November 2012 - 06:42 PM

Another blast from the past, in honoUr of Thanksgiving! :)


Happy Thanksgiving to all.

Too phunny! Hope Alex is doing well :)
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Posted 21 November 2012 - 06:45 PM

So you all had a puhrade and left us out eh? :( (sulking face here and forever more).

D'oh! :wacko: I scrolled over by GFinDC's av before realizing the "Member since _____" part was recently removed.

Weird thing to choose to change.

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Posted 21 November 2012 - 06:59 PM

Ptaum.......are you still getting hit on out the in Friscoland? :lol:

Wait. ..what? :huh:
Have I been telling "getting hit on" stories & forgotten doing it?
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Celiac 1st diagnosed as a toddler, in the 60s. Docs then, between bloodletting & leech-tending, said "he'll grow out of it" & I was back on gluten & mostly fine for 30yrs.

Gluten-free since 12-03
Dairy-free since 10-04
Soy-free since 5-07




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