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#50986 tom

 
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Posted 21 November 2012 - 07:01 PM

Bam!

There! A Bam sans oops!
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Posted 21 November 2012 - 07:03 PM

All hail King Ptaum!
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Posted 21 November 2012 - 07:05 PM

Ya did it, Ptm.!!!!!!!!

Congrats and long live The King :)
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Posted 21 November 2012 - 07:07 PM

Hiyo Pattiyo, down there all unsquiggly . ...do we still get squigglies?

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Posted 21 November 2012 - 07:12 PM

I *think* we get italics.
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Posted 21 November 2012 - 07:12 PM

Lookin' for good things from ya, Tom. MY FRIEND! B) B) B) :P
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Posted 21 November 2012 - 07:23 PM

Phew! I. can safely post again!
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Posted 21 November 2012 - 07:23 PM

Thank you, thank you . ..[royal wave]

****** PROCLAMATION ONE ******

The Thread's Oafishel Psilly Horn, From this Page Phorward is . .... . .[oh maaaannnnnn who moved my snare drum? . . .. . ..can't even get a drumroll] . .. this curlicue infinity bugle!
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Posted 21 November 2012 - 07:30 PM

Thank you, thank you . ..[royal wave]

****** PROCLAMATION ONE ******

The Thread's Oafishel Psilly Horn, From this Page Phorward is . .... . .[oh maaaannnnnn who moved my snare drum? . . .. . ..can't even get a drumroll] . .. this curlicue infinity bugle!
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BompBabaDahhhh!!


Your horn is quite impressive, Your Highness!
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“One can never have enough socks," said Dumbledore. "Another Christmas has come and gone and I didn't get a single pair. People will insist on giving me books.”  - J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter and The Sorcerer's Stone
 
 
 
 
 

 


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Posted 21 November 2012 - 07:33 PM

Phew! I. can safely post again!

Speaking of safety . . ...I just signed off a new req for black-belted security. Dunno wth last administration was up to, but the head of security is saying that w/ some new 'seniority by height' rule, the union won't allow a new addition over 5 feet tall.

Arrrgh how'll I ever find a short blackbelt willing to work for virtually nothing? (At least the work's virtual too)
Anyone got any of those?
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Posted 21 November 2012 - 07:34 PM

Phew! I. can safely post again!


Hahah....I share your thought Vincent! :P
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Posted 21 November 2012 - 07:38 PM

Wait. ..what? :huh:
Have I been telling "getting hit on" stories & forgotten doing it?


PeOter's flashback to page 201..........

Yes, p300 should coincide w/ a coup. (Which doesn't sound like soup, does it soup-sie? Posted Image )
But I feel somewhat ineligible for the crown when the time comes. (Reminds me of my permanent non-voting status on OMG. Forever the suffragent)
King Richard truly cannot be supplanted, and I'll pass on being Queen, regardless of my proximity to San Francisco. <tho I have been hit on more than a couple times. I'm not sure you ladies can know how disconcerting that is. At least unwanted advances in YOUR direction involve someone wanting to put something somewhere it's intended to be>
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Hiyo Pattiyo, down there all unsquiggly . ...do we still get squigglies?


No.......we just kinda .....lean
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Posted 21 November 2012 - 07:39 PM

Arrrgh how'll I ever find a short blackbelt willing to work for virtually nothing? (At least the work's virtual too)
Anyone got any of those?


You might try "paying" a visit to Peter Jackson's HobbitTown - heck, they is even virtual people so pay will not to be issue and there's bound to be a black belt mongst them somewhere. Trouble is finding the town...
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Posted 21 November 2012 - 07:47 PM

You might try "paying" a visit to Peter Jackson's HobbitTown - heck, they is even virtual people so pay will not to be issue and there's bound to be a black belt mongst them somewhere. Trouble is finding the town...


I think Ptaum is directing the question to Vincent, who might know of a certain carrot-top munchkin who has the reqired qualifications :P
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Posted 21 November 2012 - 07:55 PM

I think Ptaum is directing the question to Vincent, who might know of a certain carrot-top munchkin who has the reqired qualifications :P


But surely child labor (even virtual) would not be countenanced in Psilliville? That would send the Minister of Labor sallying forth on her high steed, cracking whips and busting heads and bums toot sweet.
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