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#50986
Posted 21 November 2012 - 07:01 PM
Celiac 1st diagnosed as a toddler, in the 60s. Docs then, between bloodletting & leech-tending, said "he'll grow out of it" & I was back on gluten & mostly fine for 30yrs.
Gluten-free since 12-03
Dairy-free since 10-04
Soy-free since 5-07
#50987
Posted 21 November 2012 - 07:03 PM
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"I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party" - Ron White
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#50988
Posted 21 November 2012 - 07:05 PM
Congrats and long live The King
"Life is what happens while you're busy making other plans"
"When people show you who they are, believe them"--Maya Angelou
"Bloom where you are planted"--Bev
#50989
Posted 21 November 2012 - 07:07 PM
Celiac 1st diagnosed as a toddler, in the 60s. Docs then, between bloodletting & leech-tending, said "he'll grow out of it" & I was back on gluten & mostly fine for 30yrs.
Gluten-free since 12-03
Dairy-free since 10-04
Soy-free since 5-07
#50990
Posted 21 November 2012 - 07:12 PM
"Life is what happens while you're busy making other plans"
"When people show you who they are, believe them"--Maya Angelou
"Bloom where you are planted"--Bev
#50991
Posted 21 November 2012 - 07:12 PM
Gluten Free - August 15, 2004
"Not all who wander are lost" - JRR Tolkien
#50992
Posted 21 November 2012 - 07:23 PM
My son Timothy is Gluten Free, Egg Free, Diary Free, Soy Free, Almond Free, and Oat Free and yet still manages to get plenty of junk food some how!
#50993
Posted 21 November 2012 - 07:23 PM
****** PROCLAMATION ONE ******
The Thread's Oafishel Psilly Horn, From this Page Phorward is . .... . .[oh maaaannnnnn who moved my snare drum? . . .. . ..can't even get a drumroll] . .. this curlicue infinity bugle!
BompBabaDahhhh!!
Celiac 1st diagnosed as a toddler, in the 60s. Docs then, between bloodletting & leech-tending, said "he'll grow out of it" & I was back on gluten & mostly fine for 30yrs.
Gluten-free since 12-03
Dairy-free since 10-04
Soy-free since 5-07
#50994
Posted 21 November 2012 - 07:30 PM
Thank you, thank you . ..[royal wave]
****** PROCLAMATION ONE ******
The Thread's Oafishel Psilly Horn, From this Page Phorward is . .... . .[oh maaaannnnnn who moved my snare drum? . . .. . ..can't even get a drumroll] . .. this curlicue infinity bugle!
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BompBabaDahhhh!!
Your horn is quite impressive, Your Highness!
Celiac.com - Celiac Disease Board Moderator
"I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party" - Ron White
""I like the cover," he said. "Don't Panic. It's the first helpful or intelligible thing anybody's said to me all day."
― Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
#50995
Posted 21 November 2012 - 07:33 PM
Speaking of safety . . ...I just signed off a new req for black-belted security. Dunno wth last administration was up to, but the head of security is saying that w/ some new 'seniority by height' rule, the union won't allow a new addition over 5 feet tall.Phew! I. can safely post again!
Arrrgh how'll I ever find a short blackbelt willing to work for virtually nothing? (At least the work's virtual too)
Anyone got any of those?
Celiac 1st diagnosed as a toddler, in the 60s. Docs then, between bloodletting & leech-tending, said "he'll grow out of it" & I was back on gluten & mostly fine for 30yrs.
Gluten-free since 12-03
Dairy-free since 10-04
Soy-free since 5-07
#50996
Posted 21 November 2012 - 07:34 PM
Phew! I. can safely post again!
Hahah....I share your thought Vincent!
Gluten Free - August 15, 2004
"Not all who wander are lost" - JRR Tolkien
#50997
Posted 21 November 2012 - 07:38 PM
Wait. ..what?
Have I been telling "getting hit on" stories & forgotten doing it?
PeOter's flashback to page 201..........
Yes, p300 should coincide w/ a coup. (Which doesn't sound like soup, does it soup-sie?
)
But I feel somewhat ineligible for the crown when the time comes. (Reminds me of my permanent non-voting status on OMG. Forever the suffragent)
King Richard truly cannot be supplanted, and I'll pass on being Queen, regardless of my proximity to San Francisco. <tho I have been hit on more than a couple times. I'm not sure you ladies can know how disconcerting that is. At least unwanted advances in YOUR direction involve someone wanting to put something somewhere it's intended to be>
Hiyo Pattiyo, down there all unsquiggly . ...do we still get squigglies?
No.......we just kinda .....lean
"The greater the obstacle, the more glory in overcoming it."--Moliere
"I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I have ended up where I needed to be."--Douglas Adams
Friends may come and go but Sillies are Forever!!!!!!!--Amanda
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#50998
Posted 21 November 2012 - 07:39 PM
Arrrgh how'll I ever find a short blackbelt willing to work for virtually nothing? (At least the work's virtual too)
Anyone got any of those?
You might try "paying" a visit to Peter Jackson's HobbitTown - heck, they is even virtual people so pay will not to be issue and there's bound to be a black belt mongst them somewhere. Trouble is finding the town...
"Everything that can be counted does not necessarily count; everything that counts cannot necessarily be counted." - Albert Einstein
"Life is not weathering the storm; it is learning to dance in the rain"
"Whatever the question, the answer is always chocolate." Nigella Lawson
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Caffeine free 1973
Lactose free 1990
(Mis)diagnosed IBS, fibromyalgia '80's and '90's
Diagnosed psoriatic arthritis 2004
Self-diagnosed gluten intolerant, gluten-free Nov. 2007
Soy free March 2008
Nightshade free Feb 2009
Citric acid free June 2009
Potato starch free July 2009
(Totally) corn free Nov. 2009
Legume free March 2010
Now tolerant of lactose
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#50999
Posted 21 November 2012 - 07:47 PM
You might try "paying" a visit to Peter Jackson's HobbitTown - heck, they is even virtual people so pay will not to be issue and there's bound to be a black belt mongst them somewhere. Trouble is finding the town...
I think Ptaum is directing the question to Vincent, who might know of a certain carrot-top munchkin who has the reqired qualifications
"The greater the obstacle, the more glory in overcoming it."--Moliere
"I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I have ended up where I needed to be."--Douglas Adams
Friends may come and go but Sillies are Forever!!!!!!!--Amanda
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gluten-free since 1/08

#51000
Posted 21 November 2012 - 07:55 PM
I think Ptaum is directing the question to Vincent, who might know of a certain carrot-top munchkin who has the reqired qualifications
But surely child labor (even virtual) would not be countenanced in Psilliville? That would send the Minister of Labor sallying forth on her high steed, cracking whips and busting heads and bums toot sweet.
"Everything that can be counted does not necessarily count; everything that counts cannot necessarily be counted." - Albert Einstein
"Life is not weathering the storm; it is learning to dance in the rain"
"Whatever the question, the answer is always chocolate." Nigella Lawson
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Caffeine free 1973
Lactose free 1990
(Mis)diagnosed IBS, fibromyalgia '80's and '90's
Diagnosed psoriatic arthritis 2004
Self-diagnosed gluten intolerant, gluten-free Nov. 2007
Soy free March 2008
Nightshade free Feb 2009
Citric acid free June 2009
Potato starch free July 2009
(Totally) corn free Nov. 2009
Legume free March 2010
Now tolerant of lactose
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