My New Prayer

#1 Guest_ajlauer_*

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Posted 31 May 2005 - 12:22 AM

It's funny how the message board software automatically changes "bad words" to "poop" for ya. Hehehehe. Wrote a parody, thought I'd share it...

Now I lay me down to sleep
I pray for food that's safe to eat
If I should poop before I wake
I pray the stains, my bleach will take

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#2 celiac3270

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Posted 31 May 2005 - 02:56 AM

Ha!

#3 Guest_Viola_*

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Posted 31 May 2005 - 07:14 AM

Love that ! Very funny.
Did you know the email messages get changed to poop too? :rolleyes:

#4 celiac3270

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Posted 31 May 2005 - 08:53 AM

LOL...yes, I got a message that had poop in it and when I hit reply and the other person's message came up with the quote thing around it, it had sh*t (but w/o the asterick; I'm just using it so when I hit post it won't change).

#5 Guest_Doct.Giggles_*

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Posted 03 June 2005 - 12:54 AM

I love the payer very cute!!

-Tiffany

#6 jenvan

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Posted 03 June 2005 - 01:21 AM

Very funny ! Ha--all things change to poop... !

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Jen
Indianapolis, IN

gluten-free since Feb 2005
dairy-free

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Posted 12 June 2005 - 05:20 AM

That is a great prayer! I might have to write one about pooping on the couch. And I think it's hilarious that "s*!t" gets changed to poop. Poop is now one of my favorite words. When I get golutened my husband and I say I have poopy pantalones (spanglish for poopy pants)

#8 Guest_BellyTimber_*

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Posted 11 September 2005 - 02:22 PM

I am humming it to myself to the tune from "Hansel & Gretel"...