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I was posting on a PF Changs thread and thought, we should have the commandments of eating out - restaurant or others house.
Thou shall order the gluten free dessert.
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Let them eat gluten-free cake!
Posted 03 March 2011 - 08:29 PM
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A little farting never hurt anybody... :-).
Posted 03 March 2011 - 09:15 PM
Thous shalt calleth the restaraunt before hand to confirmeth gluten free option, or consulteth thy restataruants webeth site for additional info-eth.
Proverbs 25:16 "Hast thou found honey? eat so much as is sufficient for thee, lest thou be filled therewith, and vomit it."
Job 30:27 My bowels boiled, and rested not: the days of affliction prevented me.
Thyroid cyst and nodules, Lactose / casein intolerant. Diet positive, gene test pos, symptoms confirmed by Dr-head. My current bad list is: gluten, dairy, sulfites, coffee (the devil's brew), tea, Bug's Bunnies carrots, garbanzo beans of pain, soy- no joy, terrible turnips, tomatoes, peppers, potatoes, and hard work. have a good day! :-) Paul
Job 30:27 My bowels boiled, and rested not: the days of affliction prevented me.
Thyroid cyst and nodules, Lactose / casein intolerant. Diet positive, gene test pos, symptoms confirmed by Dr-head. My current bad list is: gluten, dairy, sulfites, coffee (the devil's brew), tea, Bug's Bunnies carrots, garbanzo beans of pain, soy- no joy, terrible turnips, tomatoes, peppers, potatoes, and hard work. have a good day! :-) Paul
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Posted 03 March 2011 - 09:19 PM
Thou shall never trust a waiter with a confused, dazed look in his eyes after the mentioning of "gluten-free."
"Always do what you are afraid to do."
Ralph Waldo Emerson
Official Diagnosis: Apr 3, 2010
Officially went off gluten: Aug 2010
Possible corn intolerance discovered Dec 2010
Ralph Waldo Emerson
Official Diagnosis: Apr 3, 2010
Officially went off gluten: Aug 2010
Possible corn intolerance discovered Dec 2010
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Posted 04 March 2011 - 04:56 AM
Thou shall eat dessert first, just in case...Thou shall order the gluten free dessert.
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Posted 04 March 2011 - 07:58 AM
Thou shalt have snack in your pocket. Justeth in case.
Thou shalt remember you are eating out to enjoy the company not the salad.
Thou shalt remember you are eating out to enjoy the company not the salad.
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Posted 04 March 2011 - 08:11 AM
Thou shall never trust a waiter with a confused, dazed look in his eyes after the mentioning of "gluten-free."
AMEN!!!
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Posted 04 March 2011 - 08:16 AM
Thou shalt have snack in your pocket. Justeth in case.
"But then, in all honesty, if scientists don't play god, who will?"
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Let them eat gluten-free cake!
Posted 04 March 2011 - 09:32 AM
Thou shalt have snack in your pocket. Justeth in case.
Thou shalt remember you are eating out to enjoy the company not the salad.
Divinely inspired!
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Posted 08 March 2011 - 09:12 PM
If thy waitress with the dazed look assures you that something is Gluten free, thou shalt ask her if she is willing to bet thy's life on that info and is willing to stick thine leg with an EPI pen if she is wrongeth.
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Wheat Allergy-April 2010
Gluten Intolerant-April 2010
Dairy/casien intolerant-Aug 2012
Lactose intolerant- Aug 2012
Soy Intolerant-November 2012
October 2012- I learned that I am 1/2 Irish with a strong family history of Gluten Intolerance/Celiacs. I will never know If I am Celiac because I will never eat gluten again in order to test postive, it's poison and I do not ever want to feel the way I felt before implementing the gluten free diet EVER again!!!
Wheat Allergy-April 2010
Gluten Intolerant-April 2010
Dairy/casien intolerant-Aug 2012
Lactose intolerant- Aug 2012
Soy Intolerant-November 2012
October 2012- I learned that I am 1/2 Irish with a strong family history of Gluten Intolerance/Celiacs. I will never know If I am Celiac because I will never eat gluten again in order to test postive, it's poison and I do not ever want to feel the way I felt before implementing the gluten free diet EVER again!!!
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Posted 09 March 2011 - 04:52 AM
Eat your entree only if you have no doubts. When it doubteth, sendeth backeth.
Gluten free: Nov. 2009
Peanut and dairy free: Dec. 2009
Rediscovered dairy: March 2010 (in small quantities)
Peanuts added back: June 2010 (in small quantities)
Peanut and dairy free: Dec. 2009
Rediscovered dairy: March 2010 (in small quantities)
Peanuts added back: June 2010 (in small quantities)
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Posted 09 March 2011 - 05:58 AM
Thou shalt provide managers with praise if waitstaff and cooks deliver a safe, well-prepared meal for thee the first time because they actually understand.
Thou shalt provide managers with complaints if the waitstaff or cooks get thee ill.
Thou shalt provide managers with complaints if the waitstaff or cooks get thee ill.
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Posted 09 March 2011 - 11:52 AM
Thou shalt not let thy non-gluten free companions touch your food. Thou shalt slappith their hands if they try.
A simple meal with love is better than a feast where there is hatred. Proverbs 15:17 (CEV)
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Let them eat gluten-free cake!
Posted 09 March 2011 - 12:00 PM
Thou shalt not let thy non-gluten free companions touch your food. Thou shalt slappith their hands if they try.
Smite the gluteny sinner!
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"I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party" - Ron White
""I like the cover," he said. "Don't Panic. It's the first helpful or intelligible thing anybody's said to me all day."
― Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
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Posted 09 March 2011 - 12:19 PM
Thou shalt ask if the fries and or chips are fried in the same oil with other breaded items. Thou shalt assure thy fast food worker they will not get into trouble if they tell you the truth before hand despite the restaurant's policy that the fries are "supposed to be" made in separate fryers.
A simple meal with love is better than a feast where there is hatred. Proverbs 15:17 (CEV)
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Posted 09 March 2011 - 12:23 PM
Smite the gluteny sinner!
LOL! Thou shalt not kiss thy non-gluten free significant other after the meal. They shalt undergo a purification ritual of teeth brushing first. Else they be uncleanth and shall contaminate you with their gluteny uncleaness.
A simple meal with love is better than a feast where there is hatred. Proverbs 15:17 (CEV)
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