Jump to content
This site uses cookies. Continued use is acceptance of our Terms of Use and Privacy Policy. More Info... ×
  • Welcome to Celiac.com!

    You have found your celiac tribe! Join us and ask questions in our forum, share your story, and connect with others.




  • Celiac.com Sponsor (A1):



    Celiac.com Sponsor (A1-M):


  • Get Celiac.com Updates:
    Help Celiac.com:
    eNewsletter
    Donate

Perhaps The Finest Sonnet You'll Ever Read About The Zombie Apocalypse


The Fluffy Assassin

Recommended Posts

The Fluffy Assassin Enthusiast

Apocalyptic zombie days have come

The living dead are always hard to beat

Don't hide downstairs 'cause that would just be dumb

They're walking very slowly up your street

The zombies want your brain so come across

You prob'ly never think much anyway

I think they want to use it for lacrosse

Or maybe they'd prefer cerveau flambe

You only have to shoot them in the head

To send the weasels back to sleep in dirt

It makes no sense since they're already dead

But what's the diff'rence? Who's it really hurt?

The zombies make a comeback now and then

And we just have to kick their butts again

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Celiac.com Sponsor (A8):
Celiac.com Sponsor (A8):



Celiac.com Sponsor (A8-M):



kareng Grand Master

That's soo, sniff, beautiful! Sniff, I have tears in my eyes!

I really love the way you wove lacorsse in there as yesterday was the official first " jamboree" games for my boys.

Link to comment
Share on other sites
The Fluffy Assassin Enthusiast

That's soo, sniff, beautiful! Sniff, I have tears in my eyes!

I really love the way you wove lacorsse in there as yesterday was the official first " jamboree" games for my boys.

It was either that or "my friend Ross," and I wasn't sure he'd like it, nor if he'd fit the meter.

Thanks! (I accept the tongue-in-cheek ones, too.)

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Archived

This topic is now archived and is closed to further replies.


  • Celiac.com Sponsor (A19):



  • Member Statistics

    • Total Members
      120,459
    • Most Online (within 30 mins)
      7,748

    linda Jed
    Newest Member
    linda Jed
    Joined

  • Celiac.com Sponsor (A20):


  • Forum Statistics

    • Total Topics
      120.2k
    • Total Posts
      1m

  • Celiac.com Sponsor (A22):





  • Celiac.com Sponsor (A21):



  • Upcoming Events

  • Posts

    • trents
      And the fact is, no two celiacs will necessarily respond the same to gluten exposure. Some are "silent" celiacs and don't experience obvious symptoms. But that doesn't mean no harm is being done to their gut. It just means it is subclinical. 
    • AlyO
      Thank you, Trents.  I appreciate your helpful and friendly reply. It seems more likely to be a bug.  It has been a pretty severe bought. I feel that I don’t have enough experience to know what signs my little one shows after exposure to gluten. 
    • trents
      Hannah24, be aware that if you are on a gluten free diet, you will invalidate any further testing for celiac disease (except genetics) and would need to go back to eating significant amounts of gluten for weeks or months to qualify for valid testing.
    • knitty kitty
      Hello, @Hannah24 Have you had a DNA test done?  Celiac Disease is genetic.  You must have at least one gene to develop celiac disease.  You don't have to be consuming gluten for a genetic test.   Anemia, diabetes and thiamine deficiency can cause false negatives.  Some lucky people are seronegative, but still have celiac disease.  Peripheral neuropathy, tingling in hands and feet are symptoms of vitamin deficiencies.  Vitamin C, Thiamine B1, Niacin B3, Pyridoxine B6, and Cobalamine B12 can each cause peripheral neuropathy.  These same vitamins are needed to produce blood cells.  Most undiagnosed Celiacs suffer from nutritional deficiencies. The DNA test would be helpful.
    • trents
      We do hear of cases of remission but they generally eventually revert back. I wouldn't push your luck.
×
×
  • Create New...