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#16 WinterSong

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Posted 22 June 2011 - 06:56 PM

Celiac Haiku of the Day
So I saw this website called CELIAC BITES :lol:(love THAT name!) and the guy posted this Celiac Haiku and I thought some of you guys would find it clever and perhaps wish to compose one of your own. (Maybe it's just the English Prof. in me? :rolleyes: )

You know the format--
1st line 5 syllables
2nd line 7 syllables
3rd line 5 syllables

His is posted March 7, 2011 by Tom
The Essence of Celiac Happiness is Haiku


"I want a doughnut.

But I cant have one of course.

Ill settle for rice."

:)

(I am not sure I can compose one that reflects my "happiness" about celiac just yet :unsure: ....I'll work on it and post later...)



HAHAHAHA!!!!!! That's hilarious!!!
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#17 Skylark

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Posted 22 June 2011 - 11:32 PM

Bread, cookies, pie, cake.
Who would think they are poison?
Knowledge set me free.
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#18 Harpgirl

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Posted 23 June 2011 - 03:54 AM

I don't know what the heck this is . . . Dr. Seuss does Haiku??? :unsure: :lol:

Brain fog in a verse
Strawberry jam in a purse
This rhyme's getting worse


:lol: Haikus don't have to rhyme, but that was cute! :P

This rhyme's getting worse
getting glutened is my bane.
It will clear up soon.
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Gluten free 6/10/11
Negative blood test for celiac 7/7/11
History, genetics, and response to diet point to celiac anyway.

Syan rest wear
feasceaft funden, he s frofre gebad,
weox under wolcnum, weormyndum ah,
ot him ghwylc ara ymbsittendra
ofer hronrade hyran scolde,
gomban gyldan. t ws god cyning! -Excerpt from the prologue of Beowulf. :)

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Posted 23 June 2011 - 05:09 AM

These are awesome!! :)

I woke up with this in my head :blink:

I miss squishy bread.
Illness,pain, fear, spacey head-
these I will not miss.
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"Life is not the way it's supposed to be. It's the way it is. The way we cope with it makes the difference." Virginia Satir

"The strongest of all warriors are these two - time and patience." Leo Tolstoy

"If you want to lift yourself up, lift up someone else" Booker T. Washington

“If idiots could fly, the sky would be like an airport.”― Laura Davenport 

"LTES"  Gem 2014

 

Misdiagnosed for 25+ years; Finally Diagnosed with Celiac  11/01/10.  Double DQ2 genes. This thing tried to kill me. I view Celiac as a fire breathing dragon --and I have run my sword right through his throat.
I. Win. bliss-smiley-emoticon.gif


#20 Harpgirl

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Posted 23 June 2011 - 06:13 AM

This one has nothing to do with celiac, but my one year old just stood up too fast under the table and bumped his head HARD!

High squeal in my ear
poor baby bumped his noggin
my eardrum is dull
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Gluten free 6/10/11
Negative blood test for celiac 7/7/11
History, genetics, and response to diet point to celiac anyway.

Syan rest wear
feasceaft funden, he s frofre gebad,
weox under wolcnum, weormyndum ah,
ot him ghwylc ara ymbsittendra
ofer hronrade hyran scolde,
gomban gyldan. t ws god cyning! -Excerpt from the prologue of Beowulf. :)

#21 eatmeat4good

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Posted 23 June 2011 - 06:25 AM

I'm not smart enough for Haiku's, but you guys are hilarious.

So I'm gonna try one.

The Celiac Cure
Will take all your pain away
It's Harakiri!

Did I do that right?
hahahaha
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Healing is a matter of time, but it is sometimes also a matter of opportunity.
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#22 eatmeat4good

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Posted 23 June 2011 - 06:36 AM

I am tired of....
My Grain Headaches all day long.
I gave up wheat, headaches gone!
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Healing is a matter of time, but it is sometimes also a matter of opportunity.
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#23 IrishHeart

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Posted 23 June 2011 - 07:01 AM

I am tired of....
My Grain Headaches all day long.
I gave up wheat, headaches gone!



AWEsome!! you not only haikued,(sounds like a sneeze? :lol: ) you punned with mi-graine--clever girl!! :lol: ;)
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"Life is not the way it's supposed to be. It's the way it is. The way we cope with it makes the difference." Virginia Satir

"The strongest of all warriors are these two - time and patience." Leo Tolstoy

"If you want to lift yourself up, lift up someone else" Booker T. Washington

“If idiots could fly, the sky would be like an airport.”― Laura Davenport 

"LTES"  Gem 2014

 

Misdiagnosed for 25+ years; Finally Diagnosed with Celiac  11/01/10.  Double DQ2 genes. This thing tried to kill me. I view Celiac as a fire breathing dragon --and I have run my sword right through his throat.
I. Win. bliss-smiley-emoticon.gif


#24 kareng

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Posted 23 June 2011 - 07:07 AM

:lol: Haikus don't have to rhyme, but that was cute! :P

This rhyme's getting worse
getting glutened is my bane.
It will clear up soon.


Poor little Goober
Hit head on evil table
Lungs are working great!
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Posted 23 June 2011 - 07:09 AM

Poor little Goober
Hit head on evil table
Lungs are working great!

:lol: :lol: :lol:
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"Life is not the way it's supposed to be. It's the way it is. The way we cope with it makes the difference." Virginia Satir

"The strongest of all warriors are these two - time and patience." Leo Tolstoy

"If you want to lift yourself up, lift up someone else" Booker T. Washington

“If idiots could fly, the sky would be like an airport.”― Laura Davenport 

"LTES"  Gem 2014

 

Misdiagnosed for 25+ years; Finally Diagnosed with Celiac  11/01/10.  Double DQ2 genes. This thing tried to kill me. I view Celiac as a fire breathing dragon --and I have run my sword right through his throat.
I. Win. bliss-smiley-emoticon.gif


#26 bartfull

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Posted 23 June 2011 - 09:27 AM

Energy level
Rising fast, now that gluten
Is thing of the past.
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gluten-free since June, 2011

Can't eat soy, corn, or foods high in salicylates.

Nightshades now seem to bother me too.

 

BUT I CAN STILL PLAY MY GUITAR AND THAT"S ALL THAT MATTERS!

 


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Posted 23 June 2011 - 10:49 AM

Stopped eating gluten
They said I had depression
My gut knew better
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blood test "borderline" (February 2011)
no further testing
gluten-free (March 2011)
positive response

#28 Korwyn

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Posted 23 June 2011 - 11:24 AM

Gliadin, Gluten
Proteins of be'elzebub
Soy, evil sibling
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Undiagnosed for 20 years since first symptoms.
March 2009 - Negative Blood work
April 24, 2009 - Gluten-free
April 29, 2009 - Notably positive response to gluten-free Diet.
May 2, 2009 Dairy Free
May 6, 2009, Soy Free
May 27, 2009 Enterolab Results: Positive Anti-gliadin IgA, tTG IgA, Casein, HLA DQ2.2, HLA DQ8
June 4, 2009 Refined sugar free (except Raw Honey, pure Maple syrup)
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July 2009, Dad's gene test: double DQ8! Thanks Dad - I'll try to get you something nice for Christmas! :)
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#29 Harpgirl

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Posted 23 June 2011 - 12:05 PM

Poor little Goober
Hit head on evil table
Lungs are working great!


:lol: :lol: :lol:

Little friend's birthday
Eat cake tonight? not a chance
Friend's mom has hummus! :P
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Gluten free 6/10/11
Negative blood test for celiac 7/7/11
History, genetics, and response to diet point to celiac anyway.

Syan rest wear
feasceaft funden, he s frofre gebad,
weox under wolcnum, weormyndum ah,
ot him ghwylc ara ymbsittendra
ofer hronrade hyran scolde,
gomban gyldan. t ws god cyning! -Excerpt from the prologue of Beowulf. :)

#30 Korwyn

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Posted 23 June 2011 - 12:12 PM

Little friend's birthday
Eat cake tonight? not a chance
Friend's mom has hummus!


Hummus among us?
Oh no, please say it ain't so!
We need more beano
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Undiagnosed for 20 years since first symptoms.
March 2009 - Negative Blood work
April 24, 2009 - Gluten-free
April 29, 2009 - Notably positive response to gluten-free Diet.
May 2, 2009 Dairy Free
May 6, 2009, Soy Free
May 27, 2009 Enterolab Results: Positive Anti-gliadin IgA, tTG IgA, Casein, HLA DQ2.2, HLA DQ8
June 4, 2009 Refined sugar free (except Raw Honey, pure Maple syrup)
June 29, 2009, Dad diagnosed Celiac by GI specialist via blood work and dietary response.
July 2009, Dad's gene test: double DQ8! Thanks Dad - I'll try to get you something nice for Christmas! :)
August 8, 2009 Really Soy free this time - Thanks Blue Diamond for the soy lecithin in the almond milk! :(




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