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#1 Kimbalou

 
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Posted 18 December 2011 - 05:06 PM

Yesterday I saw this bumper sticker: "Only speeding cause I have to poop!" It showed a poop picture too...I really had to laugh...since I've actually had to speed really fast one time before being diagnosed...because I had to poop!! It's healthy to laugh. :)
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#2 Lisa

 
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Posted 18 December 2011 - 05:13 PM

I've actually had to speed really fast one time before being diagnosed...because I had to poop!!


Just ONE TIME?! Lucky girl!!!!!!!!

OMG! I want one...I need one! :P
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Posted 18 December 2011 - 05:18 PM

:lol: :lol: :lol:

just one time?? Lucky girl indeed!

I know where all the bathrooms are within a 150 mile radius of my house. :blink:

ah, the good old days....
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Posted 18 December 2011 - 05:36 PM

ok, I confess...I guess it's happened to me more than once when I really think about it! ha!!
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Posted 18 December 2011 - 06:42 PM

Before (and now after a couple times when I get cc'ed) I have had to rush to get home. The problem is that before I got diagnosed I traveled strictly by subway. And you can't make those go any faster. They really should be required to have bathrooms at all subway stations. When things were really bad before diagnosis and I had days where I got D I would take cabs home from work for fear of the subway breaking down and not being able to get off and find a bathroom.
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Posted 18 December 2011 - 07:00 PM

Haha, I need to get one for my husband! He has no diagnosed issues, just has a sensitive stomach to greasy foods. I am pretty sure he has played the speeding game several times!
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Posted 19 December 2011 - 06:48 AM

I love this!!! I want this bumper sticker!!!
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Posted 19 December 2011 - 08:16 AM

Hilarious!! Before I was dx'ed, I actually developed agoraphobia because of an intense fear that I would have to poo and I wouldn't find a bathroom in time. We didn't eat out for 2 years (it usually hit me after a meal)!

Anyway, I found the bumper sticker online....

poop bumper sticker
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Posted 19 December 2011 - 10:04 AM

But if you're out walking the dog you can't speed :huh: I actually went tp someone's door, asked if I could tie my dog to her fence post and use the bathroom because I was not going to make it home. I think she was afraid it was a home invasion or something but the desperate look on my face must hve convinced her. :lol:
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Posted 19 December 2011 - 10:28 AM

Before DX, I had a few such emergencies. Many times, I found myself with my key in the lock, praying I would get inside fast enough. :unsure:

When I was still teaching, I had to leave the room a few times, using the guise of "Break into groups and discuss (fill in the blank)..."

And the absolute worse case scenario arose twice:

We only have one bathroom. Occupied.

Hmm...omygosh, whatamIgonna do????....think think.... :unsure:

A lined wastebasket. :ph34r:

and the ever-popular--

Outside (fortunately we live in the remote countryside....) :rolleyes:

Cannot tell you how happy I am to no longer suffer such indignities. :)
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"Life is not the way it's supposed to be. It's the way it is. The way we cope with it makes the difference." Virginia Satir

"The strongest of all warriors are these two - time and patience." Leo Tolstoy

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“If idiots could fly, the sky would be like an airport.”― Laura Davenport 

"Do or do not. There is no try. "-  Yoda.

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Posted 20 December 2011 - 01:57 PM

That is so great! Many times I have wondered if I could get out of a speeding ticket if I got pulled over during those times. Then again the true fear of getting pulled over was the delay, not so much the ticket.
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