Get email alerts Get Celiac.com E-mail Alerts  




Celiac.com Sponsor:
Celiac.com Sponsor:




Ads by Google:






   Get email alerts  Subscribe to FREE Celiac.com email alerts

Celiac Means No Coffee?
0

80 posts in this topic

*so tempted to start another thread labelled "So there is gluten in coffee" but my desire to live outweighs my desire to be mischievous.

HAHAHA!!!

0

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites


Ads by Google:

*so tempted to start another thread labelled "So there is gluten in coffee" but my desire to live outweighs my desire to be mischievous.

OMG...No..No...No..No...NO!!!! :blink::blink::blink::lol::lol::lol: !!!!!

0

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Ripped from the headlines! Celiacs suffering easily avoided!

I've recently discovered, after consulting with many, many specialists in the field of fictalneurology, that many celiacs can have an adverse reaction to Pixie dust, in the same way that they would react to gluten. Pixie dust contains small amounts of atomic particles, some of the exact same ones found in the gluten protein! It is a common concern of many smart persons that we poor celiacs could be suffering from accidental pixie poisoning or fairy-related exposures every day. After talking with self-proclaimed functional neurologist and brain meats expert Dr. Billybob McGulch (PHD in Fine Arts, Jazz and Tap dance), he has come to the conclusion that many of us are needlessly suffering. His first recommendation is to send about 20 gallons of our blood for testing to the labs of Dewy, Cheetum & How for extensive allergy exposure tests, for the low price of $19.95! (per gallon) Results will include not only intolerance testing to pixies and faires, but also trolls, leprechauns, hobgolins, and sprites.

He further recommends applying yourself with his patented "Pixie Repellent" ($29.95 + 8.95 S&H) guaranteed to work. If it doesn't, he will provide a full refund for the unused portion, providing you provide proof of pixie exposure.

Until such time, it is recommended that Celiacs avoid all pixie-populated areas including glens, bogs, heaths, meadows, barrows, briars, marshes, and mires. Keeping exposure to a minimum is the first step toward healing! And be sure any body glitter is labeled "PF" for pixie-free!

8

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Waitaminute.. I was promised that the subatomic nano-particle crystal pendant I bought from Wylde & Crazee would protect me from pixie dust. I followed their directions exactly. It took me forever to find a fairy ring in an oak forest to bury it for a lunar cycle. Are you saying I'm still suffering from pixie exposure?

4

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

You ppl are all absolutely hilarious & absolutely correct! Preach on.... :-D

0

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites




BUGGERS! :angry:

I like cream and two sprinkles of pixie dust in my coffee.

4

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

*so tempted to start another thread labelled "So there is gluten in coffee" but my desire to live outweighs my desire to be mischievous.

:lol:

I can't speak for my compadres,

but

I personally have

the rope tied and ready

right here for stringing up...

I mean it, Chad, don't make me come over there....I am not

very big, but I'm "scrappy"

:lol:

2

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

You will never catch me Irish. I have my alarm system hooked up to dump gluten into the ventilation system. Guaranteed to defeat every celiac-er. mwahahaha.

I will sit back with my gluten coffee and laugh.

2

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

You will never catch me Irish. I have my alarm system hooked up to dump gluten into the ventilation system. Guaranteed to defeat every celiac-er. mwahahaha.

I will sit back with my gluten coffee and laugh.

But, I have the proven gluten antidote!! I am invincible. (see my big shiny sword? Whoops, swung it too hard and spilled my coffee...crappers!!)

I bought the gluten antidote off the internet from (XX COMPANY SPAMMED THE FORUM BANNED AND PRODUCT DELETED XXXXXX)

mwahahaha

2

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

crap.

0

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

NOPE!!!!!!!!!! (groan) really?? <_< not funny.

Asolutely not, Keurig brand K cups ARE gluten-free!!

:D

Hahahee!

0

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

crap.

Huh? Qu'est-ce que c'est, c'est "crap?" There is no "crap" in my trash can. What crap are you referring to?

0

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

I said crap because I think Irish might have won. Then again, I can start a There is gluten in water thread.

0

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

What's going on here???? :huh:

Where am I? :unsure:

I could've swore I was on the psillie thread! :blink:

:lol: :lol: :lol:

I think we need to recruit these goofballs! What'ya say, Oscar?

0

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

I mean it, Chad, don't make me come over there....I am not

very big, but I'm "scrappy"

:lol:

I believe the appropriate term is, "small but mighty". :)

Look, we got Oscar to come out!

0

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Then again, I can start a There is gluten in water thread.

oh, motherofpearl

That does it! you're going down, buddy.

THAT is not funny.

0

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

What's going on here???? :huh:

Where am I? :unsure:

I could've swore I was on the psillie thread! :blink:

laugh.giflaugh.gif

I thought maybe you'd all moved & not told me! wink.gif

0

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

What's going on here???? :huh:

Where am I? :unsure:

Give this woman some coffee!! STAT!

1

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

I said crap because I think Irish might have won. Then again, I can start a There is gluten in water thread.

THERE WAS A CONTEST!!!!..... :blink::rolleyes::lol:

I agree...YOURE ALL PSILLY!!!!! :P

:unsure: IN MY WATER!!!! ... :blink: ....GASP.....REALLY!!!! ;):lol::)

PSILLY !!! :P

(Nothing would suprise me at THIS POINT !!! )... :rolleyes: ... LOL !!! :ph34r::D

0

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

You made me do it Irish. Now there is a gluten water thread...I have gluten darts ready to protect me if you try to find me.

0

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

You made me do it Irish. Now there is a gluten water thread...I have gluten darts ready to protect me if you try to find me.

OH NO YOU DIDN'T!!!!! :blink:

OK IRISH...GET THE ROPE...WE"LL GOOGLE HIS ADDRESS!

(And for THOSE of you who might NOT have a sense of HUMOR....I'M JOKING! Just to make sure it's clear and ANOTHER thread doesn't pop up about how we like to HANG people...

GOD FORBID...) !!!

REALLY CHAD, ...LOL ... you didn"t !!!? ... LOL !!! :blink::P:D

0

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

i did, but it was deleted fast. someone was quick.

switching topics--

What irks me is the amount of misinformation on the internet regarding celiac. It is so confusing even when you know the facts. I think having this site is very helpful because collectively we are going to have better information that we can have as an individual.

1

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Yeah, may want to keep posts like that in the funny forums.

And speaking of weird information, why is it chiropractors are suddenly also nutritionists? That's like my podiatrist doing Lasik surgery on the side.

0

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

we have funny forums? I never noticed that.

you do not know that chiropractors can fix anything with a good back crack?

0

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

This thread, unfortunately, is about coffee. If you would like to start one about chiropractors and what or why they are qualified, you may. If it is a serious discussion, you could put that in the Doctors section.

0

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
Guest
This topic is now closed to further replies.
0

  • Forum Statistics

    • Total Topics
      104,672
    • Total Posts
      921,690
  • Topics

  • Posts

    • I too have heart palps, flutters, skips whatever you want to call them. Ecg shows nothing. I was told by my doctor it is due to my low iron which is due to celiac. They pretty much went away after being gluten-free. But occasionally do come back. I've actually been having them for the past 3 days. But I was glutened with really severe reaction about a week ago so not sure if its due to that. Or if iron is low right now. I am on supplements but it still goes up and down. I hear you about doctors. It seems if you don't do research yourself or ask questions they don't say or do or test for anything. 
    • For a number of years pre diagnosis I had irregular heartbeats - anything from a fluttering type thing to seemingly skipping one or more beats to rapid beats to something like a short drum riff. I had multiple ECG's which didn't find anything odd. It never did it when I was at the doctors or getting the ECG's. Sometimes it seemed to pound very hard & rapid, at these times I discovered if I just laid down flat on my back, it would restore normal rhythm almost instantly. These things happened at random whether I was at rest, sitting, standing, running or working hard. It was always short lived -- lasting only 1 to several seconds, perhaps the longest was close to a minute. I too have little faith in docs as I've had my share of being blown off, to misdiagnoses. The whole heart thing quit after I had been gluten-free for a while but if I get glutened, it returns.
    • My daughter had the HPV Vaccine last year. It was administered in three doses in April 2015, May 2015, and August 2015. Immediately after the third dose, she started having weird symptoms such has headaches, irritability, and a general feeling of being unwell (which she never had before). About three months later she started having gastro symptoms, most notably constant nausea. For several months we tried to figure out what was wrong and none of the doctors knew. After seeing many doctors and having a battery of tests, she was finally diagnosed with Celiac in August 2016. Her intestinal damage was a 3b Marsh score. No one else in our immediate or extended family has Celiac (myself and my other daughter were tested and are negative). No one else has symptoms or any indication that they could have Celiac. I feel like my daughter could have gone her whole life without being triggered and I'm feeling very guilty for making her get this controversial vaccine. I have done a lot of research and there seems to be conflicting studies regarding vaccines and autoimmune diseases. Some say there is no link, while others say there is a possible link, but it cannot be proven at this time. No one seems to know for sure what triggers Celiac...could it be vaccines? I'm wondering if anyone else feels that their Celiac Disease was triggered by a vaccine?  
    • Here is an article, albeit short, about Myocarditis and Celiac disease.  I have read before about a connection between the two and A-Fib is another one that can happen with undiagnosed Celiac. From one over-thinker to another......its the inflammation thing, along with maybe some genetic components to it.  I can't remember how long you have been gluten-free but it can take awhile for things to settle down, especially if your thyroid is wonky also.  I have Celiac and Hashi's so feel your pain, even though I have not had any cardiac involvement.  Some doctors really suck. I have a lifetime of bad with them so do not go that often, only when I have to and am leery about seeing any new ones. I am so done with that attitude of theirs. I think you need to find someone who has knowledge of Celiac and it's related conditions and who actually listens to the patient. That might be harder than finding a needle in a haystack but I wish you luck! 
      https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/12045166
    • Older people often show clinically atypical symptoms of celiac disease, which can delay diagnosis. View the full article
  • Upcoming Events

  • Blog Entries

  • Recent Status Updates

  • Who's Online (See full list)

  • Member Statistics

    • Total Members
      61,669
    • Most Online
      3,093

    Newest Member
    Cjplmon
    Joined