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Why Cinnamon Toast Is Better Than Sex

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lpellegr Collaborator
lpellegr
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1. It smells great.

2. It's okay to find crunchy bits.

3. You can do it in front of anybody.

4. You can immediately do it again.

5. It's okay if your face and fingers smell like butter for the rest of the day.

6. You can lick your fingers afterwards and enjoy it.

7. You don't have to wash the sheets; everything just shakes right out.

8. You can tell people about how good it was without squicking them.

9. You can include as many other people as you would like, or do it alone.

10. It won't mess up your hair.

11. It doesn't matter if your legs are shaved or not.

12. No one cares if you leave your house and buy it somewhere else.

More?

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13.It never asks "Was it good for you?", sparing you the inevitable feigned "oh yes, absolutely"

14. You do not care if it doesn't call you in the next few days. You are "cool with it".

15. If you cheat on it with a sexy baguette, it doesn't get jealous.

16. No chance of STDs and no need for birth control.

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bartfull Rising Star
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But I still want a cigarette afterwards.

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:lol: :lol:
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IrishHeart Veteran
IrishHeart
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But I still want a cigarette afterwards.

and you sleep soundly with a satisfied grin on your face

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JNBunnie1 Community Regular
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I'm still back on 'squicking' - what a great word!!!

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IrishHeart Veteran
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I'm still back on 'squicking' - what a great word!!!

I LOVE it! :lol: :lol: :lol:

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13.It never asks "Was it good for you?", sparing you the inevitable feigned "oh yes, absolutely"

14. You do not care if it doesn't call you in the next few days. You are "cool with it".

15. If you cheat on it with a sexy baguette, it doesn't get jealous.

16. No chance of STDs and no need for birth control.

Oh....I like #15! :P

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JNBunnie1 Community Regular
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#17 It doesn't matter if the kids are awake!

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IrishHeart Veteran
IrishHeart
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18. or if your parents are visiting.

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mushroom Proficient
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19. You don't have to get naked

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bartfull Rising Star
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20. You can enjoy it even if you DO have a headache.

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20. You can have it exactly how you like it, when you want it, EVERY TIME. And if you're careful, it will be exactly the same, every time or you can kick it up a bit.

21. And it doesn't talk.

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Adalaide Mentor
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19. You don't have to get naked

but you can if you want to?

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21. And it doesn't talk.

:lol: :lol: :lol:

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JNBunnie1 Community Regular
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21. And it doesn't talk.

And talk and talk and talk.....

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