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The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Sequel
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plan b...soak your feet in a big bowl of hot water.

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Good Lord! My husbnd and daughter are in the kitchen making me a birthday cake. A lot of laughing going on, I am getting a little worried. Please be edible!

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Good Lord! My husbnd and daughter are in the kitchen making me a birthday cake. A lot of laughing going on, I am getting a little worried. Please be edible!

My husband added bacon to one of our sinful chocolate cake with fudge frosting -- I thought it would be awful - but then it was bacon ;)

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Good Lord! My husbnd and daughter are in the kitchen making me a birthday cake. A lot of laughing going on, I am getting a little worried. Please be edible!

I bet it will be delicious :)

Happy Birthday!

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Good Lord! My husbnd and daughter are in the kitchen making me a birthday cake. A lot of laughing going on, I am getting a little worried. Please be edible!

aw man. Now I want cake. :(:angry:

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aw man. Now I want cake. :(:angry:

I know, right??? lol!

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...Actually, I kinda want bacon now...

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As was pointed out, cake and bacon apparently go very well together. And Leeezuh's hubster knows how to mix them.

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I have poured all my blackberry flavored vodka into bottles. The detritus from the fruit leather was tasteless once the vodka was removed, so I chucked it, but now I have a jar of whole tasty vodka soaked blackberries to deal with. And I forgot to get ice cream today.

hhmm

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I'd do cake and bacon....

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Cake and bacon has to be our new official euphemism for sex. It's just

too good, hahahaha!

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Research paper submitted... its not even due for another 90 minutes! I figure I can spend the next 90 mins stressing over if I got every comma right, to maybe get one or 2 more points out of my grade... or I can submit and go read a book. HMMMMM Tough call... NOT. :D

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Guess who's getting no sleep tonight? i have to finish up a paper, prepare for an inclass essay tommorow at 8am, and study for a history final that i have no real clue what'll be on.... ugh...

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If it makes you feel any better, I haven't been sleeping either.

Karen, can I get a little stumbly zombie emoticon? :angry:

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no sleep (3 hours maybe?) and i made myself get up an hour earlier.... and its -8 outside right now with the wind... which means my apartment was cold when i got up.... ugh...

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If it makes you feel any better, I haven't been sleeping either.

Karen, can I get a little stumbly zombie emoticon? :angry:

Maybe this guy?

zombie-302.gif

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You guys are outrageous :)

If we are doing requests, how about a turkey doing backflips?? :o

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Maybe this guy?

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Yeah, he seems about right! I'm going on a week of three hours a night,

don't you get too tired to wake up anymore at some point? What the crap....

PTSD sucks.

Shadow! Send me some of your homework! That'll put me to sleep, lol :lol:

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You guys are outrageous :)

If we are doing requests, how about a turkey doing backflips?? :o

This is as close as I could find

cooked-turkey-dances.gif

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This is as close as I could find

cooked-turkey-dances.gif

HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

That's for the zombie to eat!!!

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I have actually fallen on the floor laughing.

King ptaum, surely this must deserve an honorary title a least?

:) :) :) :) :) :) :)

I am glad I didn't request some of the things that went through my head :o

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I have actually fallen on the floor laughing.

King ptaum, surely this must deserve an honorary title a least?

:) :) :) :) :) :) :)

I am glad I didn't request some of the things that went through my head :o

He actually tries a back-flip, but, unfortunately, turkeys are anatomically unable to back-flip.

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Perhaps I could be a knight?

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I have poured all my blackberry flavored vodka into bottles. The detritus from the fruit leather was tasteless once the vodka was removed, so I chucked it, but now I have a jar of whole tasty vodka soaked blackberries to deal with. And I forgot to get ice cream today.

hhmm

Y-u-m!!!

I must try this very soon :)

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