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#136 Jestgar

 
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Posted 28 November 2012 - 06:54 AM

Didya see the weather report in Elvish? Pretty cool in a nerdly, sci-fi-fan sort of way....
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Posted 28 November 2012 - 07:35 AM

Just got Groupon email offering Pilates classes . . . thought it said Pirate classes . . . makes me think of Jess.
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Posted 28 November 2012 - 08:13 AM

. . . thought it said Pirate classes . . . makes me think of Jess.


She could probably teach that class........
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Posted 28 November 2012 - 01:28 PM

She could probably teach that class........


I would take that class!!


I read an article today about the stupid names parents pick out for their kids. I'm not on twitter, but some crazy people named their baby Hashtag. Seriously?? :blink: Why?? Poor kid...
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Posted 28 November 2012 - 01:48 PM

A kid here a couple of years ago was named IKEA. Nice work Mum and Dad.
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Posted 28 November 2012 - 01:50 PM

Why do people do these things to their children? That and the normal name with a weird spelling
thing... Just why???
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Posted 28 November 2012 - 01:52 PM

Hormones? Brain frog?
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- Symptoms from 2001, maybe before. Across 20+ years, these have included, vomiting, D, migraines, headaches, recurrent miscarriage, inflammation problems (failure to heal from injuries) brain fog, anxiety and more!
- Elimination diet using Atkins, 2003 – excluded wheat, caffeine, quorn. 2005, excluded sesame, alcohol
- Started diagnosis route April 2012, blood tests, endoscopy – said negative, gluten challenge, clearly something very wrong, had to stop after 3 weeks.
- Gluten Free, August 2012, Corn Free, September 2012. Removed most processed gluten free foods.
- Genetic testing, December 2012 – negative – Diagnosis – Non Celiac Gluten Intolerance (NCGI)
- Elimination diet, January 2013 – all of the above plus dairy, legumes, all grains, sugar, additives, white potatoes, soy. Reintroducing sloooowly now. Health improving.
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Posted 28 November 2012 - 02:01 PM

I'm not on twitter, but some crazy people named their baby Hashtag. Seriously?? :blink: Why?? Poor kid...

We saw that--and said the same thing--poor kid.
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Posted 28 November 2012 - 02:08 PM

Well, that kid's saving grace will be if he ends up a six-foot two, 250-pound linebacker on the school football team. Hashtag will work, there... . . . ..but if he's a scrawny little mathS nerd...... .. ....oh, dear... .. . . ... <_< ...
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Posted 28 November 2012 - 02:14 PM

Em--even worse, I think the child is a girl.
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Posted 28 November 2012 - 02:44 PM

Perhaps her parents wish for her a noble career at the Waffle House. :ph34r:
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Posted 28 November 2012 - 02:45 PM

Then they should have named her hashbrown. :P
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Posted 28 November 2012 - 02:55 PM

Then they should have named her hashbrown. :P



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We had a neighbor that named her daughter Precious. When her daughter was a teen, she went to court and had it changed to something like Michelle or Karen.
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Posted 28 November 2012 - 03:42 PM

Okay, here's a way to highlight the gender equity pay gap:

http://www.stuff.co....-at-coffee-cart

Coffee will cost 10 per cent more for men than for women at Wellington's Victoria University Law School campus this morning.

(Ho Hobbit warm fuzzies left over from last night :P )
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Posted 28 November 2012 - 03:55 PM

My stepdaughter went to school with a kid whose last name was Case, so of course his mother named him Justin. But the bad part was, every time she'd take him somewhere she would announce in a VERY loud voice, "Just in case you were wondering, Justin Case is here!"

The kid is grown up now. I wonder if he even speaks to his mother anymore.
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