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#1591 Jestgar

 
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Posted 29 May 2013 - 06:35 AM

It's not about the nail!



Too funny and too true!

Clearly written by a man.... <_<


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Posted 01 June 2013 - 11:35 AM

9 years ago, when my son was born I could not walk to my mail box with out getting winded. I got fed up with being sick and weak, and made it about to get healthy so that my son could have a father to play with. TODAY I ran my first 5k race since high school, and took second place for my age group, behind the sicko that took 2 second place over all.

It CAN be done. W00T!
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Posted 01 June 2013 - 02:35 PM

9 years ago, when my son was born I could not walk to my mail box with out getting winded. I got fed up with being sick and weak, and made it about to get healthy so that my son could have a father to play with. TODAY I ran my first 5k race since high school, and took second place for my age group, behind the sicko that took 2 second place over all.

It CAN be done. W00T!


Way to go Vincent!!!!!! I'm not surprised in the least (but proud nonetheless).
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Posted 01 June 2013 - 02:58 PM

Hey Vincent
That is great news, congratulations.
I bet Timothy loves having a Dad that can join in.

Our little ones are such a blessing

Mw x
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- Symptoms from 2001, maybe before. Across 20+ years, these have included, vomiting, D, migraines, headaches, recurrent miscarriage, inflammation problems (failure to heal from injuries) brain fog, anxiety and more!
- Elimination diet using Atkins, 2003 – excluded wheat, caffeine, quorn. 2005, excluded sesame, alcohol
- Started diagnosis route April 2012, blood tests, endoscopy – said negative, gluten challenge, clearly something very wrong, had to stop after 3 weeks.
- Gluten Free, August 2012, Corn Free, September 2012. Removed most processed gluten free foods.
- Genetic testing, December 2012 – negative – Diagnosis – Non Celiac Gluten Intolerance (NCGI)
- Elimination diet, January 2013 – all of the above plus dairy, legumes, all grains, sugar, additives, white potatoes, soy. Reintroducing sloooowly now. Health improving.
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Posted 01 June 2013 - 04:23 PM

That is fantastic V!!!! Wow! Congrats:)
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Posted 01 June 2013 - 08:44 PM

I just quoted a million things but not only is it too hard for this Psilly Dingo to quote in between selected posts, I got busted for "more than allotted amount of quotes."  BLAST IT ALL !!   :angry:

 

  OUT OF MY MIND for Psilly Psummit !!!  and yer funni-ness, all of youse.  Proud of Vinsccent !!!  but omg.....I cannae make it to Boston....cannot travel ANYwhere due to pets and expenses.  but OH MY LORD, WHERE IS THAT YETI????  yes, yes, he can handle the bags/valaises (is that the write wwword?) but do NOT let him anywhere near the fridge.  Selling clementines at Whole Phoods  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:   They would not let his stink-ass in the door, Pads, must have been an imposter. 

 

Oh.....if I win the lottery....I WILL BE THERE !!!!  :rolleyes:

 

Where is Ptaum???  has ANYone heard from him??  he seems quiet for so, so long....  :( 

 

buying lottery tickets this week  ;)

 

:wub:  :wub:  :wub: 

 

 

OH!!! some of youse will remember that pseudo-celebrity I (erronesously) dated in the late 90s....to 2000?  I posted pics of him on FB today.....soooooo funny !!!   (hint - Secret Agent Man)   :lol:  :lol:  :lol: 


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Posted 02 June 2013 - 02:05 AM

How is the parade going there?
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- Symptoms from 2001, maybe before. Across 20+ years, these have included, vomiting, D, migraines, headaches, recurrent miscarriage, inflammation problems (failure to heal from injuries) brain fog, anxiety and more!
- Elimination diet using Atkins, 2003 – excluded wheat, caffeine, quorn. 2005, excluded sesame, alcohol
- Started diagnosis route April 2012, blood tests, endoscopy – said negative, gluten challenge, clearly something very wrong, had to stop after 3 weeks.
- Gluten Free, August 2012, Corn Free, September 2012. Removed most processed gluten free foods.
- Genetic testing, December 2012 – negative – Diagnosis – Non Celiac Gluten Intolerance (NCGI)
- Elimination diet, January 2013 – all of the above plus dairy, legumes, all grains, sugar, additives, white potatoes, soy. Reintroducing sloooowly now. Health improving.
It's not that I'm so smart, it's just that I stay with problems longer. ~Albert Einstein Posted Image

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Posted 02 June 2013 - 05:48 AM

Hey Sooz! Dang blasted FB on my fone! Had to go look for it, but saw the pic of you and Mr. R.

Odd, yesterday I think it was, I saw a bunch of pics from you--sans those two-- maybe you added to them? Anywho, v cool;). I think I told you that 'Poor Side of Town' is one of me all time favs and I kinda have a "six degrees" thing in my mind going on! lol

I said "sans".....
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Posted 02 June 2013 - 06:09 AM

.... and fiddlesticks about the Summit but it's a long, costly trip and as much as I'd love to see you, I understand.

If it were to be held in CA, it's doubtphul I'd be able to make it--as it is now, because of work and other commitments we can only be there for the weekend.
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Posted 02 June 2013 - 06:23 AM


I said "sans".....

Love it when Pads cracks herself up  :P


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Posted 02 June 2013 - 01:41 PM

For a while now I've been trying to steel myself to have the "big retirement plan" discussion with my parents.  I've been trying to predict their concerns and have prepared answers and I expected to have the full acceptance take a while.  The actual conversation went something like this:

 

Me: *deep breath* "So I'm planning on selling my house and taking off sailing with the pirate as my plan for retirement"

Parents: "That sounds like a GREAT adventure"

Me:.................yeah........it does...

 

Secretly wild and crazy septuagenarians: 1

Overly worrisome middle age lady:  0


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Posted 02 June 2013 - 02:00 PM

Woohoo
(Is the house on the market yet?)
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- Symptoms from 2001, maybe before. Across 20+ years, these have included, vomiting, D, migraines, headaches, recurrent miscarriage, inflammation problems (failure to heal from injuries) brain fog, anxiety and more!
- Elimination diet using Atkins, 2003 – excluded wheat, caffeine, quorn. 2005, excluded sesame, alcohol
- Started diagnosis route April 2012, blood tests, endoscopy – said negative, gluten challenge, clearly something very wrong, had to stop after 3 weeks.
- Gluten Free, August 2012, Corn Free, September 2012. Removed most processed gluten free foods.
- Genetic testing, December 2012 – negative – Diagnosis – Non Celiac Gluten Intolerance (NCGI)
- Elimination diet, January 2013 – all of the above plus dairy, legumes, all grains, sugar, additives, white potatoes, soy. Reintroducing sloooowly now. Health improving.
It's not that I'm so smart, it's just that I stay with problems longer. ~Albert Einstein Posted Image

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Posted 02 June 2013 - 02:11 PM

Three years from now.  Need more equity and time (and money) to update a few things on the boat.  'tis a carefully thought out plan in reality and I think I made my brother and sister jealous (always a bonus). :)


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Posted 02 June 2013 - 02:36 PM

Jess, what a great response from your parents-- and a load off your mind!

Great adventure indeed. The minute you plan to hit the east coast, let me know!

So it's really happening!! :-)
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Posted 02 June 2013 - 02:37 PM

sans :lol: :lol:


Geoss, cracking up at the BIG discussion ! are you really going to do this ?? magnificent.....are the chickens and turkeys and kittehs going to live on the boat ???
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