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The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Sequel
Started by TriticusToxicum, Nov 23 2012 09:49 AM
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Posted 06 December 2012 - 12:47 PM
I took a nap and had a dream that there was a massive tarantula in my house
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Stress issues
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Allergic to red food coloring.
Asperger's syndrome
Stress issues
Celiac
Allergic to red food coloring.
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Posted 06 December 2012 - 06:08 PM
I suppose, since I'm stuck with unwilling celibacy at the moment, I can be the
one who takes this one for the team.... (for now.....)
Yay Bunnie!!! Finally feeling better here...don't need any added limitations right now
PS...hope you don't have to remain in this unwilling state much longer.
-Lisa
Undiagnosed Celiac Disease ~ 43 years
3/26/09 gluten-free - dignosed celiac - blood 3/3/09, biopsy 3/26/09, double DQ2 / single DQ8 positive
10/27/09 diagnosed fibromyalgia - supplemented with amino acids - improvement followed by substantial deterioration
maybe one good hour per day for ~17 months
8/10/11 - Elimination Diet for Autoimmune Disease - incredible improvement along with clear reactions to most high lectin foods
only remaining symptom - severe heat intolerance / reaction to heat, humidity and exercise
Tomato, Pepper, Potato, Peanut, Soy, Bean, Pea, Citrus, Pineapple, Avocado, Shellfish, Dairy, Grain, Nut and Seed FREE
3/1/12 - Horrible flare -- same ol' symptoms but worse ~ 7/1/12 - Endo: Active Celiac 3+ years - as gluten-free as humanly possible.
11/15/12 - Improving once again - Almonds back - Eggs gone
12/1/12 - Histamine containing and inducing foods FREE - finally the last piece of the puzzle (I hope) -- the cause of my heat/exercise "allergy"...
...this was one of my earliest symptoms as a child -- the enzyme (DAO) needed to regulate histamine is created in the small intestine.
6/1/13 - Slowly trialing a few of the items above - haven't gotten any back, but some reactions have been less severe 
If you have read this far - hang in there - obtaining health with any AI is a marathon, not a sprint!
This stubbornly tenacious feisty optimist is vertical once again.
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Posted 06 December 2012 - 09:34 PM
My GERD has decided to say hi tonight. Probably because i was so stressed today :/
Its at the stage of "enough to be annoying, but not enough to take something for".
Its at the stage of "enough to be annoying, but not enough to take something for".
ADHD
Asperger's syndrome
Stress issues
Celiac
Allergic to red food coloring.
Asperger's syndrome
Stress issues
Celiac
Allergic to red food coloring.
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Posted 07 December 2012 - 03:33 AM
So ugh... I need a root canal. 
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My son Timothy is Gluten Free, Egg Free, Diary Free, Soy Free, Almond Free, and Oat Free and yet still manages to get plenty of junk food some how!
My son Timothy is Gluten Free, Egg Free, Diary Free, Soy Free, Almond Free, and Oat Free and yet still manages to get plenty of junk food some how!
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Posted 07 December 2012 - 05:02 AM
Man....lotsa unpsilly stuph goin' on, here... . . . . . . ...GERD (which I suppose actually CAN be somewhat psilly -- I've always thought the acronym to be, anyway), and a pending root canal. Have you had one before, Vynscent? My daughter was in a horrific accident when she was twelve and all four of her front teeth had to be root canalled -- the proceedure was like a walk in the park -- no pain, in and out in an hour. My sister has had two, also painless and no big deal. However, once we start talking about the $$$$. . . ..well, THAT was an ordeal.....
. . ...GERD (which I suppose actually CAN be somewhat psilly -- I've always thought the acronym to be, anyway), and a pending root canal. Have you had one before, Vynscent? My daughter was in a horrific accident when she was twelve and all four of her front teeth had to be root canalled -- the proceedure was like a walk in the park -- no pain, in and out in an hour. My sister has had two, also painless and no big deal. However, once we start talking about the $$$$. . . ..well, THAT was an ordeal.....
Emily
diagnosed type one diabetic 1973
diagnosed celiac winter 2005
diagnosed hypothyroid spring 2006
But healthy and happy!
11 year-old Son had negative blood panel, but went on gluten-free diet of his own volition to see if his concentration would improve, his temper abate, and his energy level would increase. Miraculous response!
The great are great only because we are on our knees.
--Pierre Joseph Proudhon (1809-1865)
diagnosed type one diabetic 1973
diagnosed celiac winter 2005
diagnosed hypothyroid spring 2006
But healthy and happy!
11 year-old Son had negative blood panel, but went on gluten-free diet of his own volition to see if his concentration would improve, his temper abate, and his energy level would increase. Miraculous response!
The great are great only because we are on our knees.
--Pierre Joseph Proudhon (1809-1865)
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Posted 07 December 2012 - 06:04 AM
Sorry VSo ugh... I need a root canal.
My husband has terrible teeth--despite excellent oral hygiene and dental visits. His teeth are soft, and after a while just crumble. He has had more root canals that I can count, and actually fell asleep during one of them! Hopefully, yours will so smoothly and painlessly.
Patti
"Life is what happens while you're busy making other plans"
"When people show you who they are, believe them"--Maya Angelou
"Bloom where you are planted"--Bev
"Life is what happens while you're busy making other plans"
"When people show you who they are, believe them"--Maya Angelou
"Bloom where you are planted"--Bev
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Posted 07 December 2012 - 06:23 AM
My GERD has decided to say hi tonight. Probably because i was so stressed today :/
Its at the stage of "enough to be annoying, but not enough to take something for".
So sorry to hear that.
Sending positive energy & healing hugs,
Loey
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Posted 07 December 2012 - 06:26 AM
Yep
I just got a paper back 98% yay. So was not expecting that. It was the one i stayed up waaaay to late to finish on sunday.
Congrats!!! So proud of you!!
Happy Hugs,
Loey
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Posted 07 December 2012 - 06:28 AM
So ugh... I need a root canal.
Good luck Vince. They'll numb you (or put you out) and give you pain killers afterwards. I hope it goes smoothly.
Sending extra positive energy and healing hugs,
Loey
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Posted 07 December 2012 - 07:05 AM
Nope never had one before, but I have LOTS of fillings. Over 20... lost count along the way.I cna tell you every one of they was an extremely painful process to get done.
I brush/floss every day now... but when I was a teenager I could not be bothered and was haphazard with it, so i think I am paying for that now. All I know is right now my tooth REALLY hurts. The whole side of my face does, and even my temple feels tender. Grrr.
I missed the call from the doc office yesterday to set up the appointment. Grrr.
I brush/floss every day now... but when I was a teenager I could not be bothered and was haphazard with it, so i think I am paying for that now. All I know is right now my tooth REALLY hurts. The whole side of my face does, and even my temple feels tender. Grrr.
I missed the call from the doc office yesterday to set up the appointment. Grrr.
- Vincent -
My son Timothy is Gluten Free, Egg Free, Diary Free, Soy Free, Almond Free, and Oat Free and yet still manages to get plenty of junk food some how!
My son Timothy is Gluten Free, Egg Free, Diary Free, Soy Free, Almond Free, and Oat Free and yet still manages to get plenty of junk food some how!
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Posted 07 December 2012 - 07:16 AM
Ughh. Come here to have some fun and you psillies are talking about celibacy and root canals!!? 
Hi Molly! Glad you checked in. Say hi to celiac3270. Glad to know you kids are doing well!
Hi Molly! Glad you checked in. Say hi to celiac3270. Glad to know you kids are doing well!
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Posted 07 December 2012 - 08:05 AM
All I know is right now my tooth REALLY hurts. The whole side of my face does, and even my temple feels tender. Grrr.
I missed the call from the doc office yesterday to set up the appointment. Grrr.
There is stuff at the pharmacy called red cross dental - it'll take the pain away until you get to the dentist. Warning - it tastes horrid! But does buy you time.. We take this along when we travel as my husband also has soft teeth that have a knack for breaking away from home.
-Lisa
Undiagnosed Celiac Disease ~ 43 years
3/26/09 gluten-free - dignosed celiac - blood 3/3/09, biopsy 3/26/09, double DQ2 / single DQ8 positive
10/27/09 diagnosed fibromyalgia - supplemented with amino acids - improvement followed by substantial deterioration
maybe one good hour per day for ~17 months
8/10/11 - Elimination Diet for Autoimmune Disease - incredible improvement along with clear reactions to most high lectin foods
only remaining symptom - severe heat intolerance / reaction to heat, humidity and exercise
Tomato, Pepper, Potato, Peanut, Soy, Bean, Pea, Citrus, Pineapple, Avocado, Shellfish, Dairy, Grain, Nut and Seed FREE
3/1/12 - Horrible flare -- same ol' symptoms but worse ~ 7/1/12 - Endo: Active Celiac 3+ years - as gluten-free as humanly possible.
11/15/12 - Improving once again - Almonds back - Eggs gone
12/1/12 - Histamine containing and inducing foods FREE - finally the last piece of the puzzle (I hope) -- the cause of my heat/exercise "allergy"...
...this was one of my earliest symptoms as a child -- the enzyme (DAO) needed to regulate histamine is created in the small intestine.
6/1/13 - Slowly trialing a few of the items above - haven't gotten any back, but some reactions have been less severe
If you have read this far - hang in there - obtaining health with any AI is a marathon, not a sprint!
This stubbornly tenacious feisty optimist is vertical once again.
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Something seems a bit fishy!
Posted 07 December 2012 - 08:39 AM
Ughh. Come here to have some fun and you psillies are talking about celibacy and root canals!!?
Hi Molly! Glad you checked in. Say hi to celiac3270. Glad to know you kids are doing well!
Decidedly un-psilly! I will try to rectify this with a joke:
On the first Xmas, the first of three Wise Men stepped carefully into the stable but sank his golden slipper into a big pile of manure.”Jesus Christ!” he yelled.The woman beside the manger turned to her husband and said, “Now, Joseph, isn’t that a better name for the kid than Irving?”
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Posted 07 December 2012 - 08:50 AM
Decidedly un-psilly! I will try to rectify this with a joke:
On the first Xmas, the first of three Wise Men stepped carefully into the stable but sank his golden slipper into a big pile of manure.”Jesus Christ!” he yelled.The woman beside the manger turned to her husband and said, “Now, Joseph, isn’t that a better name for the kid than Irving?”
So good I'm going to share on the 'Book'
Have been gluten free since April 2008. The only reason I did this was to make cooking at home easier since my husband has been a Celiac since 2000.
As to why I'm called Ward Girl only Nick and I know the reason :-)
As to why I'm called Ward Girl only Nick and I know the reason :-)
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Posted 07 December 2012 - 09:34 AM
Karreighn said "rectify". 
Patti
"Life is what happens while you're busy making other plans"
"When people show you who they are, believe them"--Maya Angelou
"Bloom where you are planted"--Bev
"Life is what happens while you're busy making other plans"
"When people show you who they are, believe them"--Maya Angelou
"Bloom where you are planted"--Bev
