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#361 Jestgar

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Posted 09 December 2012 - 04:36 PM

I have poured all my blackberry flavored vodka into bottles. The detritus from the fruit leather was tasteless once the vodka was removed, so I chucked it, but now I have a jar of whole tasty vodka soaked blackberries to deal with. And I forgot to get ice cream today.


hhmm
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Posted 09 December 2012 - 05:58 PM

I'd do cake and bacon....
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#363 JNBunnie1

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Posted 09 December 2012 - 07:23 PM

Cake and bacon has to be our new official euphemism for sex. It's just
too good, hahahaha!
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Posted 09 December 2012 - 07:35 PM

Research paper submitted... its not even due for another 90 minutes! I figure I can spend the next 90 mins stressing over if I got every comma right, to maybe get one or 2 more points out of my grade... or I can submit and go read a book. HMMMMM Tough call... NOT. :D
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Posted 09 December 2012 - 08:01 PM

Guess who's getting no sleep tonight? i have to finish up a paper, prepare for an inclass essay tommorow at 8am, and study for a history final that i have no real clue what'll be on.... ugh...
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#366 JNBunnie1

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Posted 10 December 2012 - 05:36 AM

If it makes you feel any better, I haven't been sleeping either.

Karen, can I get a little stumbly zombie emoticon? :angry:
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Posted 10 December 2012 - 06:00 AM

no sleep (3 hours maybe?) and i made myself get up an hour earlier.... and its -8 outside right now with the wind... which means my apartment was cold when i got up.... ugh...
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Posted 10 December 2012 - 06:32 AM

If it makes you feel any better, I haven't been sleeping either.

Karen, can I get a little stumbly zombie emoticon? :angry:


Maybe this guy?

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#369 Celiac Mindwarp

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Posted 10 December 2012 - 06:42 AM

You guys are outrageous :)

If we are doing requests, how about a turkey doing backflips?? :o
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#370 JNBunnie1

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Posted 10 December 2012 - 06:55 AM

Maybe this guy?

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Yeah, he seems about right! I'm going on a week of three hours a night,
don't you get too tired to wake up anymore at some point? What the crap....
PTSD sucks.

Shadow! Send me some of your homework! That'll put me to sleep, lol :lol:
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Posted 10 December 2012 - 06:58 AM

You guys are outrageous :)

If we are doing requests, how about a turkey doing backflips?? :o


This is as close as I could find


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#372 JNBunnie1

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Posted 10 December 2012 - 06:58 AM

This is as close as I could find


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HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

That's for the zombie to eat!!!
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#373 Celiac Mindwarp

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Posted 10 December 2012 - 08:02 AM

I have actually fallen on the floor laughing.

King ptaum, surely this must deserve an honorary title a least?

:) :) :) :) :) :) :)

I am glad I didn't request some of the things that went through my head :o
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- Symptoms from 2001, maybe before. Across 20+ years, these have included, vomiting, D, migraines, headaches, recurrent miscarriage, inflammation problems (failure to heal from injuries) brain fog, anxiety and more!
- Elimination diet using Atkins, 2003 – excluded wheat, caffeine, quorn. 2005, excluded sesame, alcohol
- Started diagnosis route April 2012, blood tests, endoscopy – said negative, gluten challenge, clearly something very wrong, had to stop after 3 weeks.
- Gluten Free, August 2012, Corn Free, September 2012. Removed most processed gluten free foods.
- Genetic testing, December 2012 – negative – Diagnosis – Non Celiac Gluten Intolerance (NCGI)
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Posted 10 December 2012 - 08:38 AM

I have actually fallen on the floor laughing.

King ptaum, surely this must deserve an honorary title a least?

:) :) :) :) :) :) :)

I am glad I didn't request some of the things that went through my head :o

He actually tries a back-flip, but, unfortunately, turkeys are anatomically unable to back-flip.

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Perhaps I could be a knight?

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#375 GottaSki

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Posted 10 December 2012 - 08:59 AM

I have poured all my blackberry flavored vodka into bottles. The detritus from the fruit leather was tasteless once the vodka was removed, so I chucked it, but now I have a jar of whole tasty vodka soaked blackberries to deal with. And I forgot to get ice cream today.


hhmm


Y-u-m!!!

I must try this very soon :)
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