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The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Sequel


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#421 elye

 
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Posted 11 December 2012 - 11:28 AM

But then we borrowed your guy to come and run the bank of England.


Hmm.. . . wonder if Mark Carney eats gluten-free Bisquick...
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#422 Celiac Mindwarp

 
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Posted 11 December 2012 - 12:12 PM

I've never seen it in the UK, but maybe he can pass a regulation to get it imported :)
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- Symptoms from 2001, maybe before. Across 20+ years, these have included, vomiting, D, migraines, headaches, recurrent miscarriage, inflammation problems (failure to heal from injuries) brain fog, anxiety and more!
- Elimination diet using Atkins, 2003 – excluded wheat, caffeine, quorn. 2005, excluded sesame, alcohol
- Started diagnosis route April 2012, blood tests, endoscopy – said negative, gluten challenge, clearly something very wrong, had to stop after 3 weeks.
- Gluten Free, August 2012, Corn Free, September 2012. Removed most processed gluten free foods.
- Genetic testing, December 2012 – negative – Diagnosis – Non Celiac Gluten Intolerance (NCGI)
- Elimination diet, January 2013 – all of the above plus dairy, legumes, all grains, sugar, additives, white potatoes, soy. Reintroducing sloooowly now. Health improving.
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#423 jerseyangel

 
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Posted 11 December 2012 - 04:15 PM

Phlipover alert!! Phlipover alert!!!

Bun is getting close.

Just sayin B)
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#424 shadowicewolf

 
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Posted 11 December 2012 - 04:20 PM

one more final-thing (tis a paper) and i'll be done with this semester... and then i get a 5 week break.... yay!
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Posted 11 December 2012 - 04:23 PM

Phlipover alert!! Phlipover alert!!!

Bun is getting close.

Just sayin B)


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Better tell my uncle to hold off on the plumbing work in the basement for a few days, ha!
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Posted 11 December 2012 - 04:24 PM

one more final-thing (tis a paper) and i'll be done with this semester... and then i get a 5 week break.... yay!



YAY!!!! :wub:
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Posted 11 December 2012 - 04:40 PM

one more final-thing (tis a paper) and i'll be done with this semester... and then i get a 5 week break.... yay!


Yes!!! And then you can go back to being shadowicewolf, the person, instead of shadowicewolf, the student :D
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#428 jerseyangel

 
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Posted 11 December 2012 - 04:47 PM

Shroom!!!!! :D
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Posted 11 December 2012 - 05:02 PM

Well psills, once more back into the fray after a five-day hospital detour for fluid on (and in) the lungs :huh: :unsure: :wacko: No diagnosis, so we'll see what eventuates. That stuphph gets awfully boring after a while. So here's your funny for today:

TODAY'S ENGLISH LESSON

No dictionary has been able to explain adequately the difference between COMPLETE and FINISHED. However, at a recent linguistics conference held in London, England, and attended by some of the best linguists in the world, Samsundar Balgobin, a Guyanese, was the clear winner.

His final challenge was this: Some say there is no difference between COMPLETE and FINISHED. Please explain the difference in a way that is easy to understand.

Here is his astute answer: "When you marry the right woman, you are COMPLETE, but when you marry the wrong woman, you are FINISHED. And when the right one catches you with the wrong one, you are COMPLETELY FINISHED"

His answer was given a standing ovation and it entitled him to receive an invitation to dine with the Queen.

So shadowicewolf can say that when her finals (exams and papers) are COMPLETE, she is FINISHED with the semester (but not completely finished.
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"Everything that can be counted does not necessarily count; everything that counts cannot necessarily be counted." - Albert Einstein

"Life is not weathering the storm; it is learning to dance in the rain"

"Whatever the question, the answer is always chocolate." Nigella Lawson

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Diagnosed psoriatic arthritis 2004
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Soy free March 2008
Nightshade free Feb 2009
Citric acid free June 2009
Potato starch free July 2009
(Totally) corn free Nov. 2009
Legume free March 2010
Now tolerant of lactose

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#430 Judyin Philly

 
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Posted 11 December 2012 - 06:32 PM

Well psills, once more back into the fray after a five-day hospital detour for fluid on (and in) the lungs :huh: :unsure: :wacko: No diagnosis, so we'll see what eventuates. That stuphph gets awfully boring after a while. So here's your funny for today:

TODAY'S ENGLISH LESSON

No dictionary has been able to explain adequately the difference between COMPLETE and FINISHED. However, at a recent linguistics conference held in London, England, and attended by some of the best linguists in the world, Samsundar Balgobin, a Guyanese, was the clear winner.

His final challenge was this: Some say there is no difference between COMPLETE and FINISHED. Please explain the difference in a way that is easy to understand.

Here is his astute answer: "When you marry the right woman, you are COMPLETE, but when you marry the wrong woman, you are FINISHED. And when the right one catches you with the wrong one, you are COMPLETELY FINISHED"

His answer was given a standing ovation and it entitled him to receive an invitation to dine with the Queen.

So shadowicewolf can say that when her finals (exams and papers) are COMPLETE, she is FINISHED with the semester (but not completely finished.

I don't know where my post went but I'm praying for you now
Being in the in the hospital it's just no fun
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Posted 11 December 2012 - 06:32 PM

"When you marry the right woman, you are COMPLETE, but when you marry the wrong woman, you are FINISHED. And when the right one catches you with the wrong one, you are COMPLETELY FINISHED"
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:lol: :rolleyes:

Sorry to hear about yer phluidy lungs, Shrooomie... . . ...but I think I can tell you why that has suddenly happened: check out Bhughnnee's post count...... :unsure: .. . .
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But healthy and happy! Posted Image


11 year-old Son had negative blood panel, but went on gluten-free diet of his own volition to see if his concentration would improve, his temper abate, and his energy level would increase. Miraculous response!

The great are great only because we are on our knees.
--Pierre Joseph Proudhon (1809-1865)

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Posted 11 December 2012 - 06:44 PM

:lol: :rolleyes:

Sorry to hear about yer phluidy lungs, Shrooomie... . . ...but I think I can tell you why that has suddenly happened: check out Bhughnnee's post count...... :unsure: .. . .


Oh goody!!! Great to have someone to blame. No more posting for you for a while, Bhughnee!!! And that means no smart retorts, too!!! :P
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"Everything that can be counted does not necessarily count; everything that counts cannot necessarily be counted." - Albert Einstein

"Life is not weathering the storm; it is learning to dance in the rain"

"Whatever the question, the answer is always chocolate." Nigella Lawson

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Caffeine free 1973
Lactose free 1990
(Mis)diagnosed IBS, fibromyalgia '80's and '90's
Diagnosed psoriatic arthritis 2004
Self-diagnosed gluten intolerant, gluten-free Nov. 2007
Soy free March 2008
Nightshade free Feb 2009
Citric acid free June 2009
Potato starch free July 2009
(Totally) corn free Nov. 2009
Legume free March 2010
Now tolerant of lactose

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#433 jerseyangel

 
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Posted 11 December 2012 - 06:59 PM

Oh Shroom, how awful :(. I'm sorry you had to go through that.


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Posted 11 December 2012 - 07:04 PM

Glad that is behind you shroom!

I have one more test left this semester too.. then off on holiday!
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Posted 11 December 2012 - 07:11 PM

Oh goody!!! Great to have someone to blame. No more posting for you for a while, Bhughnee!!! And that means no smart retorts, too!!! :P




K, last one, I'll go away for a while! :wub: ;)
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