Jump to content



   arrowShare this page:
   

   Get email alerts  Subscribe to FREE Celiac.com email alerts

 
Ads by Google:
Celiac.com Sponsor:                                    


Photo
* * * * * 3 votes

The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Sequel


  • Please log in to reply
2225 replies to this topic

#1111 elye

elye

    Advanced Community Member

  • Advanced Members
  • PipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 8,062 posts

Posted 17 February 2013 - 05:46 AM

Shroooooomie..... .. . ...c'mon, now -- you've been around here long enough to know that you've GOTTA bring the millennial phlips to our attention, so's we can get buckets ands tarps at the ready.....

:rolleyes:

Actually, our downstairs toilet overflowed yesterday afternoon......someone (read: DH) put too much scooped-up dog poop in there, optimistically assuming that it would all go down effortlessly...... <_< . . . . . .. ....now I know that Shrooooom had a role. Should I apologize to DH for my "what in hell were ya thinking??" diatribe?.. . .. ...well, it was STILL a lot of poop....


:rolleyes:
  • 0
Emily

diagnosed type one diabetic 1973
diagnosed celiac winter 2005
diagnosed hypothyroid spring 2006

But healthy and happy! Posted Image


11 year-old Son had negative blood panel, but went on gluten-free diet of his own volition to see if his concentration would improve, his temper abate, and his energy level would increase. Miraculous response!

The great are great only because we are on our knees.
--Pierre Joseph Proudhon (1809-1865)

Celiac.com Sponsor:

#1112 jerseyangel

jerseyangel

    Advanced Community Member

  • Advanced Members
  • PipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 20,938 posts

Posted 17 February 2013 - 06:13 AM

Dishwasher. Apparently the heating coil for the water at the bottom of the washer was to close to the plastic liner and melted through.

Ugh... so a huge mess and a new dishwasher? Doesn't sound like a great weekend so far :(

PeOte said 'person of interest'. :)
  • 0
Patti


"Life is what happens while you're busy making other plans"

"When people show you who they are, believe them"--Maya Angelou

"Bloom where you are planted"--Bev

#1113 jerseyangel

jerseyangel

    Advanced Community Member

  • Advanced Members
  • PipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 20,938 posts

Posted 17 February 2013 - 06:16 AM

Actually, our downstairs toilet overflowed yesterday afternoon......

Jeez, Em too! Sure got a lotta mileage outta that phlip!
  • 0
Patti


"Life is what happens while you're busy making other plans"

"When people show you who they are, believe them"--Maya Angelou

"Bloom where you are planted"--Bev

#1114 mushroom

mushroom

    Mushroom

  • Advanced Members
  • PipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 9,448 posts

Posted 17 February 2013 - 11:31 AM

Mom!!!!! Look what I'm being blamed for, and I wasn't even there :blink:

And D'ya really think Vynscent's dishwasher would have heeded any warning (or Em's husband, for that matter :wacko: ) Nope, I refuse to take the blame. But darn, I did think I could scoot that one quietly by and prove the myth is a myth :rolleyes:
  • 0
Neroli


"Everything that can be counted does not necessarily count; everything that counts cannot necessarily be counted." - Albert Einstein

"Life is not weathering the storm; it is learning to dance in the rain"

"Whatever the question, the answer is always chocolate." Nigella Lawson

------------

Caffeine free 1973
Lactose free 1990
(Mis)diagnosed IBS, fibromyalgia '80's and '90's
Diagnosed psoriatic arthritis 2004
Self-diagnosed gluten intolerant, gluten-free Nov. 2007
Soy free March 2008
Nightshade free Feb 2009
Citric acid free June 2009
Potato starch free July 2009
(Totally) corn free Nov. 2009
Legume free March 2010
Now tolerant of lactose

Celiac.com - Celiac Disease Board Moderator

#1115 mushroom

mushroom

    Mushroom

  • Advanced Members
  • PipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 9,448 posts

Posted 17 February 2013 - 01:46 PM

Okay, upon reflection, keeping tradition in mind, I offer up my most humble apologies for breaking the rules and not warning of future potentially impending phluid exploshions. T'was sneaky of me and I will not do it again. There!! Does that helpt?? Sorry, Vynscent and Em. And upon further reflection I am just thinking, two dogs!! two standard poodle dogs!! That could be a helluva lot of poop!!! depending on how many days' worth, recently covered by snow and then uncovered again and starting to cook in the weak sun which melted all the snow in the first place. :D
  • 0
Neroli


"Everything that can be counted does not necessarily count; everything that counts cannot necessarily be counted." - Albert Einstein

"Life is not weathering the storm; it is learning to dance in the rain"

"Whatever the question, the answer is always chocolate." Nigella Lawson

------------

Caffeine free 1973
Lactose free 1990
(Mis)diagnosed IBS, fibromyalgia '80's and '90's
Diagnosed psoriatic arthritis 2004
Self-diagnosed gluten intolerant, gluten-free Nov. 2007
Soy free March 2008
Nightshade free Feb 2009
Citric acid free June 2009
Potato starch free July 2009
(Totally) corn free Nov. 2009
Legume free March 2010
Now tolerant of lactose

Celiac.com - Celiac Disease Board Moderator

#1116 jerseyangel

jerseyangel

    Advanced Community Member

  • Advanced Members
  • PipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 20,938 posts

Posted 17 February 2013 - 03:55 PM

But darn, I did think I could scoot that one quietly by and prove the myth is a myth :rolleyes:

Your experiment proved that the phlipover is not a myth--but very real. :o :o :o No one realized it had happened, yet the phloodwaters opened (so to speak....) :rolleyes:

That'll teach us! B)
  • 0
Patti


"Life is what happens while you're busy making other plans"

"When people show you who they are, believe them"--Maya Angelou

"Bloom where you are planted"--Bev

#1117 JNBunnie1

JNBunnie1

    Advanced Community Member

  • Advanced Members
  • PipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 3,326 posts

Posted 17 February 2013 - 04:03 PM

Patteee, I believe the proper expression is 'That'll learn ya!' :lol: :lol: :lol:
  • 0
If you're going through hell, keep going. ~Winston Churchill

#1118 VydorScope

VydorScope

    Advanced Community Member

  • Advanced Members
  • PipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 4,364 posts

Posted 17 February 2013 - 04:18 PM

Mushroom, All is forgiven... esply if you come help wash dishes for a few days....
  • 0

- Vincent -


#1119 jerseyangel

jerseyangel

    Advanced Community Member

  • Advanced Members
  • PipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 20,938 posts

Posted 17 February 2013 - 04:25 PM

Patteee, I believe the proper expression is 'That'll learn ya!' :lol: :lol: :lol:

:lol: :lol: :lol: Yeah--what was I thinkin'? :D
  • 0
Patti


"Life is what happens while you're busy making other plans"

"When people show you who they are, believe them"--Maya Angelou

"Bloom where you are planted"--Bev

#1120 mushroom

mushroom

    Mushroom

  • Advanced Members
  • PipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 9,448 posts

Posted 17 February 2013 - 04:26 PM

Mushroom, All is forgiven... esply if you come help wash dishes for a few days....


The pay had better be good because I only fly business class :ph34r:

:lol:
  • 0
Neroli


"Everything that can be counted does not necessarily count; everything that counts cannot necessarily be counted." - Albert Einstein

"Life is not weathering the storm; it is learning to dance in the rain"

"Whatever the question, the answer is always chocolate." Nigella Lawson

------------

Caffeine free 1973
Lactose free 1990
(Mis)diagnosed IBS, fibromyalgia '80's and '90's
Diagnosed psoriatic arthritis 2004
Self-diagnosed gluten intolerant, gluten-free Nov. 2007
Soy free March 2008
Nightshade free Feb 2009
Citric acid free June 2009
Potato starch free July 2009
(Totally) corn free Nov. 2009
Legume free March 2010
Now tolerant of lactose

Celiac.com - Celiac Disease Board Moderator

#1121 mushroom

mushroom

    Mushroom

  • Advanced Members
  • PipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 9,448 posts

Posted 17 February 2013 - 05:51 PM

AND... it is okay for even symptomatic celiacs to fly again. Recent news headline: "In-flight Flatulence Okay" :D
http://www.stuff.co....latulence-is-ok

However, they do put the knock on women - we are supposedly more foul than our male counterparts :wacko:
  • 0
Neroli


"Everything that can be counted does not necessarily count; everything that counts cannot necessarily be counted." - Albert Einstein

"Life is not weathering the storm; it is learning to dance in the rain"

"Whatever the question, the answer is always chocolate." Nigella Lawson

------------

Caffeine free 1973
Lactose free 1990
(Mis)diagnosed IBS, fibromyalgia '80's and '90's
Diagnosed psoriatic arthritis 2004
Self-diagnosed gluten intolerant, gluten-free Nov. 2007
Soy free March 2008
Nightshade free Feb 2009
Citric acid free June 2009
Potato starch free July 2009
(Totally) corn free Nov. 2009
Legume free March 2010
Now tolerant of lactose

Celiac.com - Celiac Disease Board Moderator

#1122 elye

elye

    Advanced Community Member

  • Advanced Members
  • PipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 8,062 posts

Posted 17 February 2013 - 06:30 PM

Mushroom, All is forgiven... esply if you come help wash dishes for a few days....


.. . . ..Um, and dog poop... .. . ..

:P
  • 0
Emily

diagnosed type one diabetic 1973
diagnosed celiac winter 2005
diagnosed hypothyroid spring 2006

But healthy and happy! Posted Image


11 year-old Son had negative blood panel, but went on gluten-free diet of his own volition to see if his concentration would improve, his temper abate, and his energy level would increase. Miraculous response!

The great are great only because we are on our knees.
--Pierre Joseph Proudhon (1809-1865)

#1123 mushroom

mushroom

    Mushroom

  • Advanced Members
  • PipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 9,448 posts

Posted 17 February 2013 - 06:32 PM

.. . . ..Um, and dog poop... .. . ..

:P


Okey dokey. If you want to split the airfare between you that would make me more affordable.
  • 0
Neroli


"Everything that can be counted does not necessarily count; everything that counts cannot necessarily be counted." - Albert Einstein

"Life is not weathering the storm; it is learning to dance in the rain"

"Whatever the question, the answer is always chocolate." Nigella Lawson

------------

Caffeine free 1973
Lactose free 1990
(Mis)diagnosed IBS, fibromyalgia '80's and '90's
Diagnosed psoriatic arthritis 2004
Self-diagnosed gluten intolerant, gluten-free Nov. 2007
Soy free March 2008
Nightshade free Feb 2009
Citric acid free June 2009
Potato starch free July 2009
(Totally) corn free Nov. 2009
Legume free March 2010
Now tolerant of lactose

Celiac.com - Celiac Disease Board Moderator

#1124 GFinDC

GFinDC

    A little farting never hurt anybody... :-).

  • Advanced Members
  • PipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 4,127 posts

Posted 18 February 2013 - 11:06 AM

Nice part time job!

A glass house? Sounds interesting! Glad to hear you are fusing and slumping. Watch out! You will want a kiln!


Hah, no kiln for me, not for a while anyhow. No space for such a thing here. The houses are supposed to be easy shapes to make and with few undercuts to stick in the mold. Mine is more of a worry stone than a house. We also did bas relief pieces. They won't be fired and cooled (annealed) until March 2nd though. It was a fun class!

Got lots. Happy to share.


Good, whew! Thanks Peotr. The prez is talking about stopping making American penonies since Canadar did done do it alreedy. We may end up very short soon! :)
  • 0
Proverbs 25:16 "Hast thou found honey? eat so much as is sufficient for thee, lest thou be filled therewith, and vomit it."
Job 30:27 My bowels boiled, and rested not: the days of affliction prevented me.
Thyroid cyst and nodules, Lactose / casein intolerant. Diet positive, gene test pos, symptoms confirmed by Dr-head. My current bad list is: gluten, dairy, sulfites, coffee (the devil's brew), tea, Bug's Bunnies carrots, garbanzo beans of pain, soy- no joy, terrible turnips, tomatoes, peppers, potatoes, and hard work. have a good day! :-) Paul

#1125 mushroom

mushroom

    Mushroom

  • Advanced Members
  • PipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 9,448 posts

Posted 18 February 2013 - 11:30 AM

Hah, no kiln for me, not for a while anyhow. No space for such a thing here. The houses are supposed to be easy shapes to make and with few undercuts to stick in the mold. Mine is more of a worry stone than a house. We also did bas relief pieces. They won't be fired and cooled (annealed) until March 2nd though. It was a fun class!



Good, whew! Thanks Peotr. The prez is talking about stopping making American penonies since Canadar did done do it alreedy. We may end up very short soon! :)


No, you won't end up short. Those durned things never go away :ph34r: - just keep turning up, like rain out of the sky, unlike the dollars - they go away fast.
  • 0
Neroli


"Everything that can be counted does not necessarily count; everything that counts cannot necessarily be counted." - Albert Einstein

"Life is not weathering the storm; it is learning to dance in the rain"

"Whatever the question, the answer is always chocolate." Nigella Lawson

------------

Caffeine free 1973
Lactose free 1990
(Mis)diagnosed IBS, fibromyalgia '80's and '90's
Diagnosed psoriatic arthritis 2004
Self-diagnosed gluten intolerant, gluten-free Nov. 2007
Soy free March 2008
Nightshade free Feb 2009
Citric acid free June 2009
Potato starch free July 2009
(Totally) corn free Nov. 2009
Legume free March 2010
Now tolerant of lactose

Celiac.com - Celiac Disease Board Moderator


0 user(s) are reading this topic

0 members, 0 guests, 0 anonymous users

Celiac.com Sponsors: