well, for Addy it seems to be ......at this moment in her "life style" .
Well... at least I refrain from actual slapping! And yes, imaginary slapping is a lifestyle.
I think she meant a name for a dietician
I could think of a few, but none I can repeat here. (I haven't had positive interactions.)
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Gluten free January 2012.
Tyramine free June 2012 - slowly getting a few foods back at a time.... scratch that
Low Histamine April 2013 - I swear this better be the last time I have to restrict my diet because giving up chocolate is the final straw
Iodine free briefly fall 2012
I like nonsense, it wakes up the brain cells. Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living. It's a way of looking at life through the wrong end of a telescope, which is what I do, and that enables you to laugh at life's realities. -- Theodor Geisel
Okay everyone.....Try and recall ROBIN LEACH's voiceover....remember that?? Hear him say this:
TONIGHT 's episode ON "LIfestyles of the celiac housewives who dream they can swap their hubs out for cabana boys and nibble on the fingers of KAREN"....we examine the ways we negotiate this "lifestyle" while driving a bus, hopping a train and washing down the contaminated shelves of the grocery aisles while trying not to slap silly the idiots who only THINK they know what a Gluten Free "diet" really means.
Gluten Free Lifestyle Sounds Like We Are Doing A Reality Show In the Whole Feuds Aisle !
Cabana boys... ladyfingers... mmm... And then people ask me what I like in this forum.
BUT! I have put my Barnardo's thinking hat, and pulled out my Latin dictionary and my philological training:
DIET (via Old French) < Latin diæta (in medieval Latin diēta), < Greek δίαιτα ‘mode of life’
The old dead folks are laughing their pants off at all of us debating whether gluten-free is a δίαιτα or a δίαιτα.
However, they also knocked on my door, asking if we still had some cabana boys available.
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Hashimoto's thyroiditis and Grave's disease (2011). It must have been a Black Friday. Intestinal dysbiosis. Suspected damage to my vili (2012). NCGS according to my dermatologist upon seeing my post-wheat rash. Gluten-free. Sept 2012. Canola, almonds, soy = evil. Grain-free, legume-free. December 2012. No peanuts and tree nuts. February 2013. Erb-Duchenne palsy from birth trauma.
How about gluten free life? As long as this heavily implies cabana boys I could live with that.
Nice crab by the way.
I find a sharp jab tempts me more than a slap. Imaginary of course
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- Symptoms from 2001, maybe before. Across 20+ years, these have included, vomiting, D, migraines, headaches, recurrent miscarriage, inflammation problems (failure to heal from injuries) brain fog, anxiety and more! - Elimination diet using Atkins, 2003 – excluded wheat, caffeine, quorn. 2005, excluded sesame, alcohol - Started diagnosis route April 2012, blood tests, endoscopy – said negative, gluten challenge, clearly something very wrong, had to stop after 3 weeks. - Gluten Free, August 2012, Corn Free, September 2012. Removed most processed gluten free foods. - Genetic testing, December 2012 – negative – Diagnosis – Non Celiac Gluten Intolerance (NCGI) - Elimination diet, January 2013 – all of the above plus dairy, legumes, all grains, sugar, additives, white potatoes, soy. Reintroducing sloooowly now. Health improving. It's not that I'm so smart, it's just that I stay with problems longer. ~Albert Einstein
So after reading this whole thread my brain is pretty scrambled and the only thing I can think of is Dr. Who. (OK, cabana boys too)
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Gluten free Oct/09
Soy free Nov/10 After a very, very long battle to keep dairy .I am dairy free i.e. If it tries to kill me I do not eat it .
After 40+ years of misdiagnoses I was diagnosed with:
Dermatitis Herpetiformis : Positive DH biopsy .
Celiac :based on DH biopsy and diet response.
Hashimoto's thyroiditis disease . April/11 Diagnosed type 2 Diabetes March/13
poor Cap...geesh, that a lot of hours to work..... sorry
but aren't you glad you asked what we thought?
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Gluten free Oct/09
Soy free Nov/10 After a very, very long battle to keep dairy .I am dairy free i.e. If it tries to kill me I do not eat it .
After 40+ years of misdiagnoses I was diagnosed with:
Dermatitis Herpetiformis : Positive DH biopsy .
Celiac :based on DH biopsy and diet response.
Hashimoto's thyroiditis disease . April/11 Diagnosed type 2 Diabetes March/13
Just wondering if there' a new title for,"Dietitian"???
not one that can be repeated here ( or in public )
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Gluten free Oct/09
Soy free Nov/10 After a very, very long battle to keep dairy .I am dairy free i.e. If it tries to kill me I do not eat it .
After 40+ years of misdiagnoses I was diagnosed with:
Dermatitis Herpetiformis : Positive DH biopsy .
Celiac :based on DH biopsy and diet response.
Hashimoto's thyroiditis disease . April/11 Diagnosed type 2 Diabetes March/13
What the...? Are you serious? People do it to lose weight? If anything, it has the opposite effect; at least it did so on me, and even if that didn't help with my having to drop +25 lbs, at least it made me feel less of an invalid, and I don't have to plan my routes around ladies rooms anymore. I think that idea only applies to people who eat tons of junk, and since a lot of junk is not gluten-free, and gluten-free junk costs an eye and a kidney, the simply clean up their eating act.
I would like not to be serious... But they basically just go clean and low carb. There was even one girl who said she scraped the cheese out of a pizza because there wasn't any gluten free food around in miles.
The cheese of a pizza.
She then added about being one of the gluten free perks of hers.
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Lactose free: 8/6/2006
Gluten and dairy free: 5/2/2012
Grain free: 11/12/2012 I am able to eat somre processed foods again (chocolate, lollipops, soysauce).
I think lifestyle applies because it goes beyond diet. At least for us. In our case it wasn't celiac but gluten and wheat intolerance. And if my daughter got those things on her skin, she got a rash. So we had to eliminate them totally from her life.
no, I was kidding the Capt. about asking this question and inspiring more pages of responses. I was just joshing him.
But I see that dieticians get "mixed reviews" from the troops.
From what I hear, I think our friends in Canada, the UK and NZ and Aus have better luck with helpful dieticians than those who are called "nutritionists" in the US.
But to answer the Capt.'s question:
A " gluten free lifetsyle-ician " is a bit clunky for a title. But I have seen "gluten free lifestyle coaches" advertise their services.
hmm....don't most of us offer that for free right on here?
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"Life is not the way it's supposed to be. It's the way it is. The way we cope with it makes the difference." Virginia Satir
"It isn't for the moment you are struck that you need courage, but for the long uphill climb back to sanity, faith and security." Anne Morrow Lindbergh
"Kindness in words creates confidence. Kindness in thinking creates profoundness. Kindness in giving creates love." Lao Tzu
"The strongest of all warriors are these two - time and patience." Leo Tolstoy
Misdiagnosed for 25+ years; finally DXed on 11/01/10. I figured it out myself. Double DQ2 genes. This thing tried to kill me. I view Celiac as a fire breathing dragon --and I have run my sword right through his throat.
Cabana boys... ladyfingers... mmm... And then people ask me what I like in this forum.
hmm....The sage advice? the witty banter? the racy naughtiness? the "shenanigans and hooliganism" ? (I just like saying those words... )
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"Life is not the way it's supposed to be. It's the way it is. The way we cope with it makes the difference." Virginia Satir
"It isn't for the moment you are struck that you need courage, but for the long uphill climb back to sanity, faith and security." Anne Morrow Lindbergh
"Kindness in words creates confidence. Kindness in thinking creates profoundness. Kindness in giving creates love." Lao Tzu
"The strongest of all warriors are these two - time and patience." Leo Tolstoy
Misdiagnosed for 25+ years; finally DXed on 11/01/10. I figured it out myself. Double DQ2 genes. This thing tried to kill me. I view Celiac as a fire breathing dragon --and I have run my sword right through his throat.
All of the above. Also: endless discussion on a distinction without a difference.
I am going to adapt a version of this thread next semester when I teach my classes on humane food policies.
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Hashimoto's thyroiditis and Grave's disease (2011). It must have been a Black Friday. Intestinal dysbiosis. Suspected damage to my vili (2012). NCGS according to my dermatologist upon seeing my post-wheat rash. Gluten-free. Sept 2012. Canola, almonds, soy = evil. Grain-free, legume-free. December 2012. No peanuts and tree nuts. February 2013. Erb-Duchenne palsy from birth trauma.
All of the above. Also: endless discussion on a distinction without a difference.
I am going to adapt a version of this thread next semester when I teach my classes on humane food policies.
now, THAT is creative adaptation.
and if you want more suggestions for NYC safe restaurants, I have a list someone sent me. Shoot me a PM.
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"Life is not the way it's supposed to be. It's the way it is. The way we cope with it makes the difference." Virginia Satir
"It isn't for the moment you are struck that you need courage, but for the long uphill climb back to sanity, faith and security." Anne Morrow Lindbergh
"Kindness in words creates confidence. Kindness in thinking creates profoundness. Kindness in giving creates love." Lao Tzu
"The strongest of all warriors are these two - time and patience." Leo Tolstoy
Misdiagnosed for 25+ years; finally DXed on 11/01/10. I figured it out myself. Double DQ2 genes. This thing tried to kill me. I view Celiac as a fire breathing dragon --and I have run my sword right through his throat.
You all have spent too much time in the malls or with 24-7 Christmas carrols... you're cracking!
Maybe we should just take back the title of "Picky Eater" and be done with it... If you tell someone you're a picky eater there isn't much they can say to that except, "oh."
I just came back from a kids Xmas party where we could only eat corn chips... this thread fixed my mood right up. Thanks.
You all have spent too much time in the malls or with 24-7 Christmas carrols... you're cracking!
Maybe we should just take back the title of "Picky Eater" and be done with it... If you tell someone you're a picky eater there isn't much they can say to that except, "oh." .
I am laughing so hard! Really....what can you say to a grown adult who says they are a picky eater?
"I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party" - Ron White
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