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Darn210

Member Since 16 Jun 2007
Offline Last Active May 17 2013 03:51 AM
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#445548 The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original

Posted by Darn210 on 09 July 2008 - 08:40 AM

Hydee ho all :D

I couldn't get onto the phorum all morning until about 10 minutes ago.....I thought the board was down, but I see that's not the case. M-m-m--m :huh:



Well, something is going on . . . this site is slower than dirt today. What's Pscaught up to today? He's not going to change the coloUr again, is he??!!!??


Well, I've spent four hours with Edna so far . . . do I sound thinner??
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#445507 The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original

Posted by Darn210 on 09 July 2008 - 04:58 AM

*sigh*

I've decided to invite Edna over for a while . . . even though she's annoying and no fun at all.


*sigh*




Hey, do you think I can lose 20 pounds before I leave for vacation?? a week from Friday?? :lol:
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#445374 The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original

Posted by Darn210 on 08 July 2008 - 03:17 PM

Lisa - did you miss the question? . . . or are you trying to avoid me? :unsure: . . . are you anywhere near Asheville? (Perhaps organizing psilly ashevilly summit?)
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#445373 The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original

Posted by Darn210 on 08 July 2008 - 03:14 PM

So romance is an accidental occurrence that stems from cowering under the covers to avoid the undead, seaweed-laden sailors searching for the descendants of those who caused their predicament?



Once again, we are back to zombies!!
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#430866 The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original

Posted by Darn210 on 21 May 2008 - 10:40 AM

If - and it's still a big if - this becomes something that can ameliorate even 10% of the misery some of these people go through, isn't it worth it? Even if a few people get stinking rich as a result?

/dismount soapbox


Oh . . . Thank Gawd for you people!!! . . . If I wasn't a regular on the silly thread, I wouldn't have know what he just said!!!! . . . Probably not fair to only quote the one line from him, but I really only needed the one word . . . :lol: :lol:


Em, what time is Elsie's appt?
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#400448 The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original

Posted by Darn210 on 20 February 2008 - 06:48 PM

Patti!!! How did you know it was Jacque??
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#375163 The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original

Posted by Darn210 on 18 December 2007 - 02:27 PM

OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:o

Half-nekkid man alert!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

So I'm minding my own business, taking out the trash cans. Down the street, at the very end, is a distinctly slow-ambling male, clad only in thin pajama bottoms. No shirt. Or, I think to myself - - is it a flesh-coloUred shirt? I stare and stare. He's less than 1/4 mile away.

Well, I simply can't take it - I've discerned he's got no shirt on (not normal folks, even when it's 110 in summer). I jump in the car, and take a spin around the block.

Yup, he's got no shirt on, a shaved head, a ghostly palloUr, and is clutching his abdomen. His eyes meet mine, they are steely gray, adn DON"T WORRY EVERYBODY, I can do a police sketch if necessary. ;)

So.....I see that there is nothign further I can do....and go back home.

Soon, he is walkign AGAIN around the block.....shufflign very slowly - and is in front of my house. I whip out my camera, but alas, to take his photo, would have had to move the blinds and he would have heard me as window is open.

But - I was able to discern that he has a large bandage on his abdomen, indicating recent surgery - OR A STAB WOUND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :o or maybe a GUNSHOT!!!!!!!!! (alas, no bandage or scar in rear, indicating bullet egress - - but then again, perhpas it is lodged in his SPLEEN or something, and hence the ashy paloUr) :huh:

but tell me this - what man in his fifties walks around, half-clad in cooler weather, who's just had surgery, in THIS gated, stepford, Aryan community? Has he LOST his MIND???

stay tuned.

I am out of my MIND for things like this. :lol:


Lord help me, I have no life . . . here is Susie's first post on the Zombie man.
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#371001 Banquet Brown N Serve Sausage..is It gluten-free?

Posted by Darn210 on 05 December 2007 - 01:42 PM

Banquet is part of ConAgra. ConAgra is one of the companies that will label their gluten. So if it doesn't specifically call something out in parenthesis after "spices", then it should be OK.

Here is a list of companies that will call out their gluten sources. If you read the label and it does not say wheat/rye/barley/oats, then it's OK.

http://www.glutenfre...donothidegluten
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#357988 The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original

Posted by Darn210 on 28 October 2007 - 09:58 AM

What .. . no youtube link? :blink:


That was back in the 80's . . . no internet . . . no youtube . . . big hair . . . Mony Mony.
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