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The Fluffy Assassin

Member Since 15 May 2009
Offline Last Active Mar 02 2013 05:40 AM

#680769 Perhaps The Finest Sonnet You'll Ever Read About The Zombie Apocalypse

Posted by on 06 March 2011 - 04:34 AM

Apocalyptic zombie days have come
The living dead are always hard to beat
Don't hide downstairs 'cause that would just be dumb
They're walking very slowly up your street
The zombies want your brain so come across
You prob'ly never think much anyway
I think they want to use it for lacrosse
Or maybe they'd prefer cerveau flambe
You only have to shoot them in the head
To send the weasels back to sleep in dirt
It makes no sense since they're already dead
But what's the diff'rence? Who's it really hurt?
The zombies make a comeback now and then
And we just have to kick their butts again
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