Me: Do you have a gluten-free menu by any chance?
Waitress: Uh, no I don't think so, lemme ask my manager. <comes back> Sorry, he said we don't. But I can assure you that we don't use horse hooves in anything we make."
Me: uhh...horse hooves?
Waitress: I know gluten is made of horse's hooves...you know like in Jello. My friend is a vegetarian and she won't eat Jello.
Me: Ohhhhh! <Laughing way too hard for a second or two> You mean gelatin...
We then had a brief discussion of what gluten is and isn't in. lol She couldn't have been older than 18 or 19.