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jerseyangel

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#212816 The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original

Posted by jerseyangel on 03 October 2006 - 12:24 PM

My husband and I saw George Carlin back in the late 70's. I really like his stuff :D
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#212616 The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original

Posted by jerseyangel on 03 October 2006 - 06:44 AM

I saw that when it was on real TV, and Im guessing they got a ton of hate mail over it. :)

Probably gave a lot of kids bad dreams! I never saw it before--they must have pulled it fast.
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#212611 The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original

Posted by jerseyangel on 03 October 2006 - 06:40 AM

My security settings wont let that page play, and after that comment I guess I am happy :lol: :lol:

In a nutshell--kids are eating lunch and don't want to drink their milk. The mom says--it's good for you, it'll make your bones strong--look at Mr. Such and Such next door.

They look out the window, and the guy goes to lift his wheelbarrow (which is filled with dirt) and his arms just break off. He then deadpans--'this can't be good" The kids immediately pick up the glasses of milk and start furiously drinking. :lol:

You had to be there.... :P
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#212602 The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original

Posted by jerseyangel on 03 October 2006 - 06:21 AM

:o The guy's arms breaking off--freaky!

"Carla'd it"-- :lol:
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#212586 The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original

Posted by jerseyangel on 03 October 2006 - 05:58 AM

Looks like you touched it ... we got our answer. ;) Men are so easy to manipulate! :lol: :lol: Just let her get the refrigerator she wants .... she may change her mind at the store like Patti did. But if you're really pushing her now, she won't ever change her mind. Tell her it's more important to you that she like the refrigerator, so just pick out what she wants. Then there's nothing holding her to the one she thinks she wants ... Does this make sense to you? I know it makes sense to the women! :lol:

This makes perfect sense to me! ;)
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#212575 The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original

Posted by jerseyangel on 03 October 2006 - 05:35 AM

Funny video!

I was thinking, if that donut at the end was gluten-free, Carla could have eaten 1/4 of it :lol:
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#212557 The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original

Posted by jerseyangel on 03 October 2006 - 04:54 AM

I couldn't help it. He made me so MAD. I'm usually a pretty happy-go-lucky, live and let live kind of person. He triggered some kind of hostility in me that I don't know what happened. MAN, I was furious. I guess it's the Southern Belle thing . . . . we're sticky sweet, but don't hack us off!

I know Lynne--he touched a nerve with me, too. I almost never post in anger to anyone, but when he said that food intolerance didn't exist, I saw red! I actually had tears in my eyes by the time I finished posting! :ph34r:
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#212245 The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original

Posted by jerseyangel on 02 October 2006 - 03:11 PM

Doesn't anyone else out there like the more traditional way better?????? The trick is, behind every spoiled woman is a satisfied man! ;) I had a friend, and not a real close friend, come to me for marital advice, they were just getting back together after separation and it wasn't going well. She had a whole list of things he wasn't doing ... I just asked her one question, "You have this whole list of things he should be doing to be a good husband and father, he has one thing on his list, are you doing that one thing?" They BOTH seem very happy now.

Patti, was that clear enough ... I remember last time I had to really spell it out for you. :lol: :lol: :lol:

Richard, maybe you can verify this for us, men will bend over backwards to do the 3000 things on our list if the one thing on theirs is taken care of.

Crystal clear :lol:

And I knew THAT--(believe me B) ) I thought maybe you had something else up your sleeve!

And for the record, I agree with you 100%--and I've been married to the same man for 31 years :o I know I don't look old enough, but..... :D
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#212199 The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original

Posted by jerseyangel on 02 October 2006 - 02:05 PM

Uh, yea, me too :unsure: :ph34r:
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#211978 The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original

Posted by jerseyangel on 02 October 2006 - 08:33 AM

I have an opinion on the fridge issue (surprise :lol: )

We decided to get a new one about a year ago because the one that came with this house was nice, but too small for us. I had my heart set on a pull out freezer with a double door top.

We go to the store to buy that exact fridge (my husband is very agreeable--likes to keep me happy, if you know what I mean ;) ) and look around a little and realize that the biggest double door will not only hold more, but everything will be easier to see. The other type looks bigger because of the double door fridge, but it's deceptive. Look at the cubic ft. So, that's what we ended up buying. And I love it! All except for the water filter that is built in, but that's another story.
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#211431 The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original

Posted by jerseyangel on 01 October 2006 - 11:51 AM

Mmmm S'mores. I always liked making them in the coals. I'd assemble it then wrap it in foil and stick it in for a couple of minutes. Mmmm it would melt the chocolate all over the place :D
heeheehee :D

That sounds really good! We used to roast the marshmallow on a stick over the fire, then squish it between 2 graham crackers lined with Hershey bars.

Mmmm S'mores :P
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#211395 The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original

Posted by jerseyangel on 01 October 2006 - 11:11 AM

Patti, just saw your comment about rationing donuts ... guess we posted at the same time .... I'm not supposed to have ANY sugar, so I was being a naughty girl having any. Guess that's what made it sooo good!

I know :( How do you feel after eating it and having the coffee?
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#211288 The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original

Posted by jerseyangel on 01 October 2006 - 08:41 AM

Hey guys! I'm here, too. :D Those marshmallows sound good--I used to love S-mores :rolleyes:

Carla--how sad is that--you have to ration out your donuts! :( :lol:

Richard--When I was a kid, I belonged to a folk-singing group locally. We'd sing at retirement homes, pancake breakfasts, churches (folk masses!) and things like that. Kumbayah was a song that we performed regularly! :D
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#210433 The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original

Posted by jerseyangel on 29 September 2006 - 12:31 PM

Maybe he can help you with that now that he's a doctor. :P

:lol: :lol: Funniest thing I've heard all day!
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#210424 The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original

Posted by jerseyangel on 29 September 2006 - 12:16 PM

And any day now, we'll be treated to "I don't wanna grow up, I'm a Toys R Us kid..." a thousand times a day until Christmas :lol:
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