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elye

Member Since 03 Nov 2005
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#615422 The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original

Posted by elye on 08 June 2010 - 02:54 PM

When we get enough pluses we become excellent. What happens if we get a large negative number


We become "Heinous".



:lol:


Its for medicinal purposes. Saw that some docs give perscriptions for pot (where legal) for Celiac Disease.


I wonder if we'd have a glutening reaction if we smoked wheat?

Might be fantastic.. .. .. ....
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#614972 The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original

Posted by elye on 06 June 2010 - 04:46 AM

I just told her to go outside and play :o and next thang I knew, she was out plussing every Tom, Dick and Harry :rolleyes:


OMG. . . . . don't tell me... ..:unsure: .. .. . .I'm sinking into the dangerous, sordid world of.. .. ..the plustitute?

:lol:


Off to a hot, sticky day at Parents Day ay Scout camp. Keep the plussing to a minimum until I get back.


Thank gawd I did not volunteer to be at all involved in this spring camp up here. Yesterday had intermittent showers, and it's just plain raining today. Sitting in tents with a bunch of thirteen year-old boys, no ipods, DVD players.... . ......just each other.. ....GAH. :o
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#614928 The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original

Posted by elye on 05 June 2010 - 03:40 PM

OMG.. ... . :unsure:.... . ... ..now, is it possible for the Plussee to view who the Plusser is?? Mygawd, he cannot know that it was me. .......how embarrassing. This would take away the whole mystery, the entire magic of it being some sudden, crazed action by a fellow member ... . ....

Do y'all think I may regret this in the morning??

Now, divulging who I've anonymously plussed seems somehow........ . ..just wrong. I have NEVER been a girl to plus and tell. . . ... . ....


:lol:
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#614909 The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original

Posted by elye on 05 June 2010 - 01:13 PM

OKAY!! I PLUSSED A COMPLETE STRANGER!

Gawd. . . ..... .:unsure:. . .... . .. I feel so.. . . ...... .. ....exhilarated and.. . ... . . .naughty. . . . ..

I know this member is a male from his profile info. . . . . ...... . . .Gawd! There was no photo.. . ..I plussed him and I didn't even see his face. . . . . . ....the whole time. ...I have no idea what he looks like! So casual, so brazen... . . ... . . .... . .

What has become of me???



:lol:
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#614907 The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original

Posted by elye on 05 June 2010 - 01:06 PM

Yes, great advice, Jyessss.. . ... .



Not feeling well today :(


Paghteeigh! Take care of yourself, phriend .... . ..!

You'll be so happy when you achieved excellence! You'll want to do it over and over again! Just don't forget the pleasures of plussing other people.


This is true. . . . . . .... .but I just dunno if I would be comfortable plussing a complete stranger.... . .someone outside the confines of Psillyville. Perhaps this is something I just need to do, to broaden my horizons, generate more self-confidence. . . . .....

Okay... . .I'm goin' in. . . . . ...gonna head out and stealthily PLUS a phorum member who is a complete stranger... . ....... ..

I may need back-up. . . . . . . ...
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#614872 The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original

Posted by elye on 05 June 2010 - 11:48 AM

I know she said it was more sensitive because there's no fatty tissue there, but I don't know the extent of the pain.


Hell, I must get a tattoo across my stomach or arse.. . ...t'would be painless. <_<



And I don't want to give up my chance at this class.

So now I feel guilty. I don't want to feel guilty, but I do.


I know that I, were I in this situation, would also be feeling guilt, Leeeesargh... . . .. ..I am notoriously hard on myself and feel guilt and regret chronically. So, I will tell you what everyone around me says when I am feeling guilt inappropriately: You have nothing to be feeling guilty about. You did the right thing.
You actually are doing your bro a favoUr by refusing to enable him. You are a good sister! :)
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#614826 The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original

Posted by elye on 05 June 2010 - 04:08 AM

Plussing Psillies! :lol:


My hub is away at Boy Scout Camp, also. So I have to plus somebody.


Yes, mine also... .. . ....I wish that the plus button were press-able with so many others in my life, beyond this phorum. The odd student of mine who makes my day, our mailman who tolerates the incessant barking of the dogs each time he approaches, that nice little man who bags my groceries with amazing diligence... . ...no plus buttons around 'em. I'll just have to start yelling "PLUS!" to them with a big, appreciative smile on my face.

I wonder if my mailman or my Kenyan student would merit constant plus hits from posters here? It's one thing to throw mail through a door slot and conjugate verbs into the past perfect... . . .....but generating plus feedback on here? A completely different ball game.... . .. ..

:lol:

WHOA. I am at a 20 plus count. :blink: B)
I am certain that this is the first time I have ever had an excellent reputation - - in ANYTHING. <_< :lol:
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#614751 The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original

Posted by elye on 04 June 2010 - 04:07 PM

I'm not sure that story is for kids. Unless you want him kicked out of Scouts.



Ya think?? :lol:


I see that Karen is also "Excellent" when it comes to penii where Emily is merely "Good".


Ya, what in hell's THAT all about? Thought I was the most Prolific Penis Ponderer.... .....


Hi, Stef! My dogs will not eat gluten-free cookies. . . .....chocolate chip, peanut butter, doesn't seem to matter... ..... . ..much like yer ants... . . ... :rolleyes:
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#614647 The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original

Posted by elye on 04 June 2010 - 09:34 AM

Hope The Ripper has a great time :D By the way, Em--I hit the wrong spot and "visited" yer prophile again just now. :lol: I'm not stalkin' ya, I promise :P


Patteigh, I DO hope you were goin' for the plus button. . . . . .. ... .B)



Yum on the cake--and please keep the hospital stories coming!


YES! I told my family the vinegar bottle story last night around the supper table. Made quite an impression.. .. . I'm not sure if they believed it was true or not. Tonight I will talk about the Penis Puppeteer. The Ripper will now have some great tales for around the campfire with the cubs this weekend, I fear.. . . . . .... :blink:

:lol:
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#614519 The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original

Posted by elye on 03 June 2010 - 04:12 PM

I just plussed myself into excellence. :ph34r: :ph34r:


In all seriousness, what exactly is the plus button there for? Do we hit it when it is at the bottom of an excellent post? Life-altering, sage advice? Uplifting, poignant musings? Gads, no wonder I've been at zero forever. . . . ..... :rolleyes: :lol:


I believe that the PLUS button should automatically activate when the word "penis" is typed.

Watch the scores ratchet up 'round here!!
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#614484 The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original

Posted by elye on 03 June 2010 - 02:10 PM

Just had an amusing piece of speculative film going through me head... . ... .imagine if these two individuals were sitting beside one another in the emergency ward?

"Hey. . . ......what you in fer?"

"Hell, I got a bottle o' vinegar stuck up me arse. You?"

"Agh.. . . ..my penis is red, swollen, sore... . ...... .. I vaguely remember tying a string around it -- y'know, just fer fun - - and I think the damned thing's gotten infected!"


:lol:




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#614481 The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original

Posted by elye on 03 June 2010 - 02:05 PM

Even more perplexing...his girl friend forgot about it too. Days later when it was, well I think you can imagine, neither of them remembered. It wasn't obvious any longer because of the....um...infection.


Holy crap... . .. ....these characters sound like a veritable waste of skin. I'm thinkin' placard, as well.... . . .


:lol:
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#614391 The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original

Posted by elye on 03 June 2010 - 08:35 AM

Perhaps the String-On-The-Penis Man was employing that old trick of tying string around one's finger to remember something very important, and was using his penis because.. . . .well. . . . ....because. ... ...he would notice it more?.. . ..:unsure:. . . . ... ..:lol:

Very phunny that he forgot he had tied the string there.. .. .. . ...I suppose he should have tied a string around one of his fingers, the good old-fashioned way, to help him remember that he had a string tied to his penis.

See? Women can solve everything. . . . . . ..


:lol:
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#614109 The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original

Posted by elye on 02 June 2010 - 04:18 AM

Mornin', Peeeeeps!

Okay.. . . . .everybody, all at once.......PLUS POETER!! :rolleyes: :lol:
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#614026 The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original

Posted by elye on 01 June 2010 - 04:38 PM

We can "plus" ourselves? That seems a tad odd and a touch dirty...


Gawd... ...I feel so dirty... ... .. . .....Plus me, plus me. .. . ...... :lol:

I am going to go and plus ALL KINDS of members. . . .. . .. ...LET'S MAKE EVERYBODY'S DAY!
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