melly's Blog

i just got some new jokes this is my favorite i whent to the store i was only in there a few minnutes when i saw a motorcycle cop wrighting a ticket so i said hey give a guy a break he ignored me so i called him a pencilnecked natsi he started wrighting another ticket this when on for a couple of hours the more i aboused him the more tickets he gave puting them on the windsheild w/ the last but hey what did i care my car was parked around the cournerheres another their were five people in a plane the president the vice president the stupidest guy in the world a boy scout and a girl scout and the plane was going to crash and their were only 4 parashouts the president said i need aparashout be cause im the president and he takes thae parashout and jumps out the window the vice president takes a says i need a parashoute parashout because i need to help the president the stupidest guy in the world says if i dont jump there will be no stupidest guy in the world anymore so he jumps ut the window and the boy scout says to the girl scout so wich one of us is gonna use the parashoute and the girl scout says we booth can the stupidest guy in the world took my back pack insteadif you want anny specific jokes like red sox versis yankeys jokes etc pm me orif youve found anny good jokes you can either put down a comment or pm me id love to hear themmelly