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The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original

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jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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lol! The 'ole saying "slow as molasses in January" :). (I know that 'cause I'm old)

Phlash mob-- how phun!

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Darn210 Enthusiast
Darn210
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Hey Shroom!! I was missin' ya'. I thought it was about time for youse guys to leave town.

Lisa, Am I going to see this on the news?

DingoGirl Enthusiast
DingoGirl
Posted

OH MY SILLIES !!! ♥

it's like HOME :wub:

I have missed you guys. But.....um.....it's like I've been in a coma for two years, and then woke up....came back and life is still going on, but wif all new topics, lingo, psillie things, I don't know any of it :lol: anybody got a Psillie Cliffs Notes ???

Tom wrote Home Despot, and I snorted, did anyone notice *snort* (DESPOT, not my snort)

SHROOMIE !!! how are you FEELING ?????

and there is Vincent !! :)

Was really worried about so many people after the big storm, kept meaning to check in, had log-in problems for quite a while and gave up. Is EVERYONE OKAY ???? :(

last time I was here, Geoss was riding sailing around on a boat with some pirate. Looked like fun ;)

I have just done HOURS of yard work, hands and arms and lower back - now officially USELESS ;) but happily so....

Nice to SEE youse guys :D and a HALLOOOO to the members I do not yet know !

elye Community Regular
elye
Posted

Tom wrote Home Despot, and I snorted, did anyone notice *snort* (DESPOT, not my snort)

Yes, I snorted, too....! A Home Despot..... :lol: Coming soon to a neighboUrhood near you..... yikes. . ....

tom Contributor
tom
Posted
I ... But.....um.....it's like I've been in a coma for two years, and then woke up....

& voted for Obama, am I hearing? Not sure about the timeline . .. .

mushroom Proficient
mushroom
Posted

I have missed you guys. But.....um.....it's like I've been in a coma for two years,

Tom wrote Home Despot,

SHROOMIE !!! how are you FEELING ?????

Can we forget about that "coma" word for a while :rolleyes: ?? It's a place where strange things happen, where the mind goes nutz and creates its own stimulation (I wonder if that's why we dream?? - can't stand the boredom!) It's a place where spouses leave you to take up with your financial advisor, with you looking on; a place where spouse gambles away your retirement nest egg in the casino (again with you looking on but are powerless); where your housesitter emails you (complete with pictures) and tells you of another earthquake and your house is a total writeoff; and a place where the nursing staff boycotts you as a patient because you tried to prevent them from giving you another shot of Dilaudid so they could wheel you back into your cupboard for the night, but spouse calls our attorney who advised him that the San Francisco Examiner is just about to go to print and they love this stuff, so I become front page news and they lift the boycott. So life was not totally dull during that "c" word :lol:

As to feeling, I still have some, kinda soft and flabby feeling, no mussels in me butt for the 13-hour flight so was sitting on me bones :angry: - how quickly we fail......

Ghiannutt has been very undespot-like during her rain, err reign, in fact a very benign period has ensued since her crowning.

Methinks Jyess's pirate has become a bit of a landlubber, maybe looking for a secure mooring (or should that be docking??) :lol:

T'any rate, so good to have you back :):wub::):wub: (wasn't going to give you those before I knew you would be back :rolleyes: )

elye Community Regular
elye
Posted

Can we forget about that "coma" word for a while :rolleyes: ?? It's a place where strange things happen, where the mind goes nutz and creates its own stimulation (I wonder if that's why we dream?? - can't stand the boredom!) It's a place where spouses leave you to take up with your financial advisor, with you looking on; a place where spouse gambles away your retirement nest egg in the casino (again with you looking on but are powerless); where your housesitter emails you (complete with pictures) and tells you of another earthquake and your house is a total writeoff; and a place where the nursing staff boycotts you as a patient because you tried to prevent them from giving you another shot of Dilaudid so they could wheel you back into your cupboard for the night, but spouse calls our attorney who advised him that the San Francisco Examiner is just about to go to print and they love this stuff, so I become front page news and they lift the boycott. So life was not totally dull during that "c" word :lol:

:blink::blink::blink:

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Darn210 Enthusiast
Darn210
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:blink::blink: :blink:

Something wrong, Em?? You look confused. :lol:

When my friend "K" was in a (medically induced) coma, she dreamed a certain doctor on the hospital staff was trying to murder her . . . and proceeded to be quite a difficult patient after she woke up as she was trying to run for her life.

mushroom Proficient
mushroom
Posted

:blink::blink: :blink:

Yeah, I know, nutty as a fruitcake. I wasn't even in San Francisco (but thought I was). :unsure:

Darn210 Enthusiast
Darn210
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T'any rate, so good to have you back :):wub::):wub: (wasn't going to give you those before I knew you would be back :rolleyes: )

Yea, she's a little stingy with those . . . it's not like you can just click a button and make them appear . . . :P

mushroom Proficient
mushroom
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Don't forget, my spouse just gambled away our retirement nest egg -- I have to watch my pennies. :unsure:

Darn210 Enthusiast
Darn210
Posted

So where are you guys going to live now that your house is condemned and hubby has squandered your money? I hope you've ditched that financial advisor of yours.

Darn210 Enthusiast
Darn210
Posted

Off Topic . . . if there is such a thing . . . I like that particular colour of red of the report button, but for some reason, it makes me think of Campbell's Soup

shadowicewolf Proficient
shadowicewolf
Posted

Its a bit too dark to be the red of cambells soup...

VydorScope Proficient
VydorScope
Posted

and there is Vincent !! :)

Surely you are mistaken!!! :o

Celiac Mindwarp Community Regular
Celiac Mindwarp
Posted

Hello. I have no idea what is going on, but it is nice to see/meet everyone again

:o:):o

curlyfries Contributor
curlyfries
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Lisa, Am I going to see this on the news?

I dunno. It's possible I suppose B)

VydorScope Proficient
VydorScope
Posted

Hello. I have no idea what is going on,

:o:):o

I have long ago learned to accept that state and carry on. :D

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
Posted

I dunno. It's possible I suppose B)

Mighty intriguing.....what is our twinkle toes up to?

elye Community Regular
elye
Posted

. . . I like that particular colour of red of the report button, but for some reason, it makes me think of Campbell's Soup

It is a lovely brick coloUr.....reminding me not so much of Campbell's soup, but more, somehow, of crutch tips...

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
Posted

Crutch tips!!!! Hee!!!! :P Speaking of which, we haven't had a report of the contents of yer ho tub in a while now, Em? Anything interesting?

I phell back asleep this morning for almost 2 hours--had a complicated, exhausting dream, and now I'm all groggy. Shoulda gotten up in the phirst place <_<

kareng Grand Master
kareng
Posted

Anyone in the East getting snaughhhh?

Beautiful sunny day here. Suppoded to get to 65 foday & 70 tomorrow

GottaSki Mentor
GottaSki
Posted

Now it makes me crave Campbell's Tomato Soup with Grilled Cheese - wow now there is a scary combo for me that used to be a staple on rainy days :blink:

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
Posted

Anyone in the East getting snaughhhh?

Beautiful sunny day here. Suppoded to get to 65 foday & 70 tomorrow

Ooh send us some of that please!!

We had snaugh overnight-- an inch or two-- the sun has ready burned it off the roads and sidewalks.

elye Community Regular
elye
Posted

Crutch tips!!!! Hee!!!! :P Speaking of which, we haven't had a report of the contents of yer ho tub in a while now, Em? Anything interesting?

No, dammit..... . . ..been hoping that my foot would touch something at the bottom, and I'd pull out a fascinating thing, like a shepherd's hook or horse's halter, to report to youse guys.....

:rolleyes:

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