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The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original


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DingoGirl Enthusiast
When are you planning on eating tonight? Stew usually takes like 8 hours.......

:lol: it was goign to slow-cook all night, and be eaten tomorrow.

Only, I got caught up in all things political, and many conversations, and..........phorgot the stew. :ph34r: Thanks for reminding me!!!!!!! am going to put it on now......should be interesting...... :lol:

Hi all

Em, thanks for asking i'm doing better for the last 2 days.

actually looking forward to waking up in the am and greeting the morning.

It's been awhile since that' s happened

haven't been on the computer much but you caught me this am B)

JUDITH!!!!!!! Looking forward to greeting the morning???? this is excellent news!!!!!! :wub:

Got a work email telling us that there will be an afternoon service for Ash Wednesday tomorrow, which got me thinking...

soooo, what're y'all giving up for Lent? I'm thinking gluten...

...soy...

...corn...

...almonds...

ummmmm.......like THAT is anything different? :lol:

why don't you give up yer wine-soaked tapioca puddin' , for a change???? :lol:


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jerseyangel Proficient
yer house...

:lol::lol::lol:

jerseyangel Proficient

Who am I kidding, really.....I haven't given up anything fer Lent in years :ph34r:

jerseyangel Proficient
am going to put it on now......should be interesting...... :lol:

It outta be damn tender :lol:

I managed to watch most of the speech tonight......missed the first phew minutes.....

Jestgar Rising Star
I managed to watch most of the speech tonight......missed the first phew minutes.....

missed all. dratted commute :angry:

Is the world going to change any time soon?

Jestgar Rising Star
Who am I kidding, really.....I haven't given up anything fer Lent in years :ph34r:

Hard to be motivated when we're all on Perma-Lent.

jerseyangel Proficient
Hard to be motivated when we're all on Perma-Lent.

Sad but true :(


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Who am I kidding, really.....I haven't given up anything fer Lent in years :ph34r:

Maybe I should give up smoking. It should be easy...I haven't lit my pipe since 1990. B)

DingoGirl Enthusiast
missed all. dratted commute :angry:

Is the world going to change any time soon?

:lol: dang, helluva lotta pressure on the US president :lol:

but sadly, no :( recession ends in, what, 2015, they're saying? Bless him, he's trying....was a riveting speech. Also loved the hindu-cum-catholic guv-nah of - Loosiana, woz it?

<oops - breaking rules here > :lol:

Hard to be motivated when we're all on Perma-Lent.

<_<

well, I COULD give up me wine.........

:o

:lol:

methinks it's someone's BIRFDAY tomorrow.....................

:wub:

jerseyangel Proficient
well, I COULD give up me wine.........

Not me.... :P

Jestgar Rising Star
well, I COULD give up me wine.........

Not me.... :P

Criminy! Me either. On my third glass. Need to keep it to two, so must get bigger glasses...

psawyer Proficient
Criminy! Me either. On my third glass. Need to keep it to two, so must get bigger glasses...

And make sure you stick to red. Almost all are lower in residual sugar and higher in alcohol content. B)

DingoGirl Enthusiast
Not me.... :P

:lol: Padt! ya hardly drink, right? phamilee gatherings, and such? :lol:

Criminy! Me either. On my third glass. Need to keep it to two, so must get bigger glasses...

:lol: :lol:

Um......how's the headboard these days, Jess? and all o' them half-drunk glasses? :lol:

that would NOT work around here with Psycho Kitteh :lol: wine on headboard - dear gawd!!!!!!!!!!

he is wild :wub:

DingoGirl Enthusiast
And make sure you stick to red. Almost all are lower in residual sugar and higher in alcohol content. B)

:lol: :lol:

so good to know...am drinking a lurvely syrah just now!!!!!!!! Poured a bit in the stew- just a BIT

;)

Jestgar Rising Star

OK. must go to bed. Have actual work tomorrow. Was prevented from sending a long whiny email to my boss today by someone from a different lab wanting to borow some equipment. Since I didn't send the email, I am still expected to complete the work. Well, guess I'd have to complete it anyway, but now my boss doesn't know I'm whiny about it. Crap I hate this whole "adult" thing.

jerseyangel Proficient
:lol: Padt! ya hardly drink, right? phamilee gatherings, and such? :lol:

Lately I've stepped it up a bit :lol:

DingoGirl Enthusiast
OK. must go to bed. Have actual work tomorrow. Was prevented from sending a long whiny email to my boss today by someone from a different lab wanting to borow some equipment. Since I didn't send the email, I am still expected to complete the work. Well, guess I'd have to complete it anyway, but now my boss doesn't know I'm whiny about it. Crap I hate this whole "adult" thing.

Um................WHOT???????????

you should whine. and whine HEAVILY.

WIH?????? :lol:

I whine all day long, my boss wouldn't know what to do if I didn't.

completing work? opshunal :lol:

am slightly tipsy :lol::ph34r:

drank some w(h)ine on an empty stummack and ate - hours later :huh:

:blink:

AND held political dis-cushuns wif friends of wildly varying oe-pin-yuns

but did NOT wear expensive jeans whilst so engaged :lol:

'twaz wackl

:lol:

DingoGirl Enthusiast

PADT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

it's FOUR MINUTES until YER BIRFDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :wub: (your time)

:)

Have a happy day, lovely friend

:):):)

Jestgar Rising Star
but did NOT wear expensive jeans whilst so engaged :lol:

so it's all ok

jerseyangel Proficient
am slightly tipsy :lol::ph34r:

So lemme get this straight.....you had a lil' whine wif yer wine? :P

DingoGirl Enthusiast
so it's all ok

:lol: :lol:

butt was az phlabby as evah

:lol:

was wearing pj bottoms and sweatshirt on top, no makeup and.....scraggly hair

:lol:

Jestgar Rising Star

HAPPY!!!!

jerseyangel Proficient
PADT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

it's FOUR MINUTES until YER BIRFDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :wub: (your time)

:)

Have a happy day, lovely friend

:):):)

Eek! It's just about here :o

Another year older..... <_< This one ought to be interesting :lol: At least I'm starting it among phriends :wub:

DingoGirl Enthusiast
So lemme get this straight.....you had a lil' whine wif yer wine? :P

WHINING and WINING - yes, both :lol:

and now - vomitous :blink:

:lol: :lol:

butt was a phlabby as evah

:lol:

was wearing pj bottoms and sweatshirt on top, no makeup and.....scraggly hair

:lol:

annnnnnd quoting meselph :lol:

a lovely sight, I woz :lol:

IT"S PADDEIGH"S BIRFDAY NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :):):)

Happy Bday, Padt :wub:

Jestgar Rising Star

Chatted with my student on the book. Weird melding of worlds :ph34r: :ph34r:

I told her to go to bed :lol: :lol:

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