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Darn210 Enthusiast

Bev's wants to be a phallologist . . . :lol: . . . I think you can take classes for that at Ball State University . . . but there will be lots of testes before you reach your climax goal . . . a degree in phallology. :rolleyes:

Bev . . . I'm going to have to go do some googling and edjumicate myself on Addison's disease . . . but I'm sorry none-the-less. :(

Went looking for a hairy picture of Smackl. Tweren't one recent enough. Now I'll actually have to take a picture!! Poopy Cow!!


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Jestgar Rising Star
tell me how wonderful Temecula CA will be for me.

umm...it's easier to spell than Philadelphia?

Yes- Bevel is a wee bit sad. saw my PCP today and she thinks I might have Addison's Disease (autoimmune adrenal insufficiency- great!) :( JFK had it so at least I'm in good company!

Well hell.

At least it might be one more puzzle piece towards becoming whole.

Bev's wants to be a phallologist . . . :lol: . . . I think you can take classes for that at Ball State University . . . but there will be lots of testes before you reach your climax goal . . . a degree in phallology. :rolleyes:

*Snicker*

Well, I had a perfectly beastly day, and was planning on boring annoying regaling you all with the details, but on the boat home I met up with one of my friends who's fabulous at trouble shooting, and while she didn't make my problems go away, she gave me a whole 'nuther perspective on it, and I think I can actually face the day tomorrow.

Judyin Philly Enthusiast
Hi Jude! I've found that the very hardest part of moving was leaving my gardens behind. I survived selling my house....my furniture and my junk.... but the gardens killed me. (I DID, however, bring along buckets of irises, peonies and other assorted bulbs <snickerbehindmyhandface>) I think I miss my gardens as much as I miss my family members (just don't tell)

I'll play catch up again tomorrow. Later

THANKS THERESA.

GLAD SOMEONE GETS IT BESIDES ME

WHERE'S PATTI TONIGHT

HOPE SHE GOT THROUGH THE FOG THIS AM.

Darn210 Enthusiast
umm...it's easier to spell than Philadelphia?

Since Patti's not here, let me cover that one for her . . .

hee . . . <in my best JerseyPennsylvaniaTexasAngel voice>

Judyin Philly Enthusiast

THANKS FOR TRYING JESS AND JANET

HUGS

Jestgar Rising Star
THANKS FOR TRYING JESS AND JANET

HUGS

:wub: :wub: :wub:

Just want you to feel better.

Maybe the Cali sun will do it for you

aaannnnddd its a whole new gardening adventure! Think of the things that will grow in all that sunshine!! :D , I mean B):P

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Patti's in the members online list. Hi, Patti. Safe and sound in Houston, I trust.


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Patti's in the members online list. Hi, Patti. Safe and sound in Houston, I trust.

Yep, we're here! :D Got in around 4 and had to go to the bank and then sign the lease for the apartment. Our furniture and stuff will be here tomorrow morning.

So much I want to comment on, but I'm phlat out exhausted. Jan-it, thanks fer handling that hee fer me :P

Hugs to all :wub:

Judyin Philly Enthusiast

Patti

glad you arrived safely

didn't know you were going into the new apt so soon.

should have guessed you wouldn't waste anytime.

love and hugs Judy

nikki-uk Enthusiast

MORNING ALL!!!!!!!!!!!

JUDEE!!!...yes, moving is a daunting thought (especially leaving your beloved garden!)....and I know how much uneeded 'tatt' I have collected over the years :rolleyes: .....but warmer climes and your boy being near sound good to me!!!!!!!!!! :D

Yep, we're here! :D Got in around 4 and had to go to the bank and then sign the lease for the apartment. Our furniture and stuff will be here tomorrow morning.

PADDEIGH's ARRIVED!!! :D:D (Heinous long journey! :o )

Busy!, busy!!.......doubt we'll see P today!!

Jan-it, thanks fer handling that hee fer me :P

T'was disconcerting just how well Gian-kneet handled that 'hee' :blink:

I actually thought it WAS Pahte :unsure:

Hideous school meeting this aft <_< ....I best take some caffeine tabs....so I at least look alert ;):lol:

blueeyedmanda Community Regular
Let us know if you need us to help pick out houses . . . you know how we like to stick our noses in other people's bidness . . . but look how good of a job we did with Amanda!! :lol:

you guys did a wonderful job house hunting phur me! We be loving that house!

Paddeigh you made it!!!!!

Judy--I am saddened to her about the move but it will do you so good :):):)

Me is thinking I smell all my PA sillies have jumped ship---* lifts her arm to sniff the air* You know guys I did take a bath this week and it hasn't been that hot out!

Can I interest any of my sillies in other parts to move to PA and be my neighbor--I am trying to think of some local highlights--hmmm we got a nuclear plant in the backyard that is defective...but hasn't had any problems since the big 1975 mishap! We have Amish goods! We have hmmmm...drawing a blank now..... I promise a good time!

Anyway-the audit is over so hell is over!!!! We passed wonderfully!

Ok-so here is the smack in the face--my coworker and I did a lot of the work for this audit as did two others besides us. This morning there is a card circulating through the office and it has a 50 dollar applebees gift card in it for a different coworker---the rest of us are quite mad by this--we all worked so hard- you shouldn't reward one and not the others-and if you do choose to do so do it without letting everyone see it. It is as my coworker described a smack in the face. How would you all feel?

Judyin Philly Enthusiast
MORNING ALL!!!!!!!!!!!

JUDEE!!!...yes, moving is a daunting thought (especially leaving your beloved garden!)....and I know how much uneeded 'tatt' I have collected over the years :rolleyes: .....but warmer climes and your boy being near sound good to me!!!!!!!!!! :D

PADDEIGH's ARRIVED!!! :D:D (Heinous long journey! :o )

Busy!, busy!!.......doubt we'll see P today!!

T'was disconcerting just how well Gian-kneet handled that 'hee' :blink:

I actually thought it WAS Pahte :unsure:

Hideous school meeting this aft <_< ....I best take some caffeine tabs....so I at least look alert ;):lol:

Thanks Nikki--seeing my internist today. (Fired the idiot GI) who ordered all the tests..blood and jug)

i had to call THEM and they said 'all is well so Dr won't be calling you back unless the last jug isn't good. never had a call )

who needs her.

Hope my Internist can shed some lite on what's up and if there is a Dr he knows or good medical facilities near Temecula.

Hoping the hideous school meeting won't be as bad as you fear. will be thinking of you and wishing you well.

Patti-so glad you made it.

If you didn't get there till 4 guessing the fog was bad all the way to TX.

Hope all goes smoothly today at the new apt

you guys did a wonderful job house hunting phur me! We be loving that house!

Paddeigh you made it!!!!!

Judy--I am saddened to her about the move but it will do you so good :):):)

Me is thinking I smell all my PA sillies have jumped ship---* lifts her arm to sniff the air* You know guys I did take a bath this week and it hasn't been that hot out!

Can I interest any of my sillies in other parts to move to PA and be my neighbor--I am trying to think of some local highlights--hmmm we got a nuclear plant in the backyard that is defective...but hasn't had any problems since the big 1975 mishap! We have Amish goods! We have hmmmm...drawing a blank now..... I promise a good time!

Anyway-the audit is over so hell is over!!!! We passed wonderfully!

Ok-so here is the smack in the face--my coworker and I did a lot of the work for this audit as did two others besides us. This morning there is a card circulating through the office and it has a 50 dollar applebees gift card in it for a different coworker---the rest of us are quite mad by this--we all worked so hard- you shouldn't reward one and not the others-and if you do choose to do so do it without letting everyone see it. It is as my coworker described a smack in the face. How would you all feel?

Amanda

loved your post.

glad the audit is over and i agree a applebees gift card ........maybe it was to shared by you ALL.

Do you think there was an error?

ha we'll just be glad it's over

Thanks for all the support buddies.

going out to rake before chiro

had a great TGIF all

nikki-uk Enthusiast
Can I interest any of my sillies in other parts to move to PA and be my neighbor--I am trying to think of some local highlights--hmmm we got a nuclear plant in the backyard that is defective...but hasn't had any problems since the big 1975 mishap! We have Amish goods!

Ok :blink: ...NOT exactly selling it to me Amanda!! :lol:

WHAT would the Amish goods be??? (askeert! :o )....maybe unpasteuriSed milk???? :lol:

Ok-so here is the smack in the face

I read this as Smackl in my face

I thought why Janet?........ but pseriously , Amanda- that STINKS about the gift cards <_<

Survived the school meeting :rolleyes: ..turned out to be quite positive about d.child. Turns out he does actually behave himself there :blink: (I suppose it's exhausting always being bad ;) )

Is Em travelling home today? :unsure:

Green12 Enthusiast

Happy Friday Sillies!!!

Yep, we're here! :D Got in around 4 and had to go to the bank and then sign the lease for the apartment. Our furniture and stuff will be here tomorrow morning.

Patti, so good to hear you have arrived.

Sounds like a busy busy day is ahead.

Hideous school meeting this aft <_< ....I best take some caffeine tabs....so I at least look alert ;):lol:

The dreaded school meeting this afternoon (which is NOW)....hope it is going well.

Sending good vibes

How are you feeling??

seeing my internist today. (Fired the idiot GI) who ordered all the tests..blood and jug)

i had to call THEM and they said 'all is well so Dr won't be calling you back unless the last jug isn't good. never had a call )

who needs her.

Hope my Internist can shed some lite on what's up and if there is a Dr he knows or good medical facilities near Temecula.

Judy, I totally missed about you moving to California. I must really be out of the loop!

Hope you have a good appt today and get to the bottom of things.

Bev, read the news about the Addisons diagnosis. Big (((((HUGS))))) to you me lady.

Just what you needed, something else on your plate....What is the plan from here, what would treatment entail??

:wub: :wub: to all Sillies!!

Judyin Philly Enthusiast

Nikki

GLAD THE MEETING WENT WELL FOR YOU

Julie.....I just brought up the move on the thread. I've been just stewing about it since Jan. Just haven't wanted to even talk about it. so......your not out of the loop at all

off to the dr........have to soak in the tub to get all the 'stinky leaves' off me before i go.

later dudes.

Judy

Jestgar Rising Star
off to the dr........have to soak in the tub to get all the 'stinky leaves' off me before i go.

later dudes.

Judy

:huh: You bathe in tea?

Is it earl grey? :blink:

Judyin Philly Enthusiast
:huh: You bathe in tea?

Is it earl grey? :blink:

:o:blink: Oh Lord, the 'stinky yard leaves..............' :lol:

have soaked in a variety of herbs/epsom salts.........nice............ ;)

haven't tried Earl :lol:

off i go

hope it's a good visit

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Just pooping in to let you all now that not only should YOU plan for retirement but according toOpen Original Shared Link

Wow- gmail comes up with some weird stuff. The last one I saw was having a diamond made from the carbon in your loved ones (including pets) hair. They were like $30,000 YIKES!!!!!!!

Mtndog Collaborator

Judy- Hope your appt goes well! Bathing with an earl, eh? :lol:;)

Ok two jokes:

Revenge is Sweet

There once was an old couple who had been married for thirty years.

Every morning the old boy would wake up and give off an enormous fart, much to his long suffering wife's annoyance.

"You'll fart your guts out one of these days," she always complained.

After a particularly bad week the wife decided to have her revenge and got up early, placing some turkey giblets in the bed next to the old boy's arse.

While making breakfast downstairs she heard his usual morning fart reverberate through the floorboards followed by a scream.

Twenty minutes later a rather shaken man came downstairs.

"You was right all along Missus," the old man says, "I finally did fart my guts out, but by the grace of God, and these two fingers, I managed to push 'em back in!"

Needs Sample

An old man goes to the doctor for his yearly physical, his wife tagging along. When the doctor enters the examination room, he tells the old man, "I need a urine sample, a stool sample and a sperm sample."

The old man, being hard of hearing, looks at his wife and yells: "WHAT?"

"What did he say? What's he want?"

His wife yells back, "He needs your underwear."

nikki-uk Enthusiast
His wife yells back, "He needs your underwear."

GAH!!!!!!!! :lol:

Excellent bevel!!

BAH!...exhausted!!!....first foray back to the gym after the onset of man phlue (sans phallus :rolleyes: )

I need to lie down :lol:

Wonder how Patti's doing......UNPACKING!!!!

Got nowt....carry on!!! -_-

elye Community Regular

Hey, gang!

Back in this boring berg. Slow-moving, no huge skyscrapers, no massive, bustling downtown crowds... . . ....and NO PENIS MUSEUM!! :angry:

I mentioned this Icelandic cultural landmark to DH on the long car ride home, and after a brief pause he quietly stated, "I am featured there". ... . . .

Uh huh. Yeah, he wishes. <_<

:lol:

His wife yells back, "He needs your underwear."

:lol::lol: HA! Bevel!

Got a few pages to catch up on, psillies. I see we're coming to a Millennial Coronation. . . . . . . . . .

DingoGirl Enthusiast
JUDITH- HOLY Temecula- I missed the town name. Oh..so beautiful! I spent a semester at San Diego State ( we used to have an exchange program with them- more like a beach exchange!). I went up to Callaway Vineyards in Temecula for a day with a group of friends and it was MAGICAL.

We got wine, cheese and crackers (pre-gluten-free) and climbed up a very green hill and had a 6 hour picnic! By the end the two guys with us were streaking through the hillsides (mind you, I was 19 at the time!). It was one of my favorite memories!

Um, we seem to have overlooked the fact that Bevel was running NEKKID through vineyards in Temecula. :lol:

BEVEL!!!!!!!! Addison's too? well, Jess is right, maybe the missing puzzle piece that DOES make it all whole, praying this is so!!!!!!!!!!! Poor Bevvy :( sending love....

Love the kitteh hijinks! Once had a cat who loved bread, of all things. Sneakers......(his name) would tear open the wrappers if I was foolish enough to leave it out..and chew away! When I was young, we had a cat who LOVED gum! He'd fish it out of my sisters pocketbook.

:lol: they are such interesting, capricious creatures. Last night I spotted Kit - he had grabbed a strand of pearls off my jewelry table - was dragging them behind him, running with them in his mouth.......just no telling if i'd ever see them again had I not grabbed them. :lol:

Bev's wants to be a phallologist . . . . I think you can take classes for that at Ball State University . . . but there will be lots of testes before you reach your climax goal . . . a degree in phallology.

brilliant, gianknit *snort* :lol:

Well, I had a perfectly beastly day, and was planning on boring annoying regaling you all with the details, but on the boat home I met up with one of my friends who's fabulous at trouble shooting, and while she didn't make my problems go away, she gave me a whole 'nuther perspective on it, and I think I can actually face the day tomorrow.

well this is good news. BTW I'm quite jealous of yer boat-mates. Just as all my friends are jealous of my Sills. B)

Since Patti's not here, let me cover that one for her . . .

hee . . . <in my best JerseyPennsylvaniaTexasAngel voice>

GAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! GOL (guffaw-out-loud) that was just adorable.....Paddeigh's HEE.......yer did a good job, jah-knit

Just want you to feel better.

Maybe the Cali sun will do it for you

aaannnnddd its a whole new gardening adventure! Think of the things that will grow in all that sunshine!!, I mean

I KNOW!!!! and - yer Soozle is not far away!!!!!!!!!! (well, only - six hours? - by car? I'll stop by when I go to visit Fluffy Kat (Jenn) in San Diego!!!!!! :wub:

Yep, we're here! Got in around 4 and had to go to the bank and then sign the lease for the apartment. Our furniture and stuff will be here tomorrow morning.

So much I want to comment on, but I'm phlat out exhausted. Jan-it, thanks fer handling that hee fer me :P

PADDEIGH'S OFFICIALLY OUR HOUSTON ANGEL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :) Ya made it, Padt!!!! How's Allo? how's the apartment? how long do you think we'll be there? do ya need us to find you a house? well........let us know.......we can do that!!!!!!!

T'was disconcerting just how well Gian-kneet handled that 'hee'

I actually thought it WAS Pahte :unsure:

it WOZ so breezy and......natural, really :lol:

Can I interest any of my sillies in other parts to move to PA and be my neighbor--I am trying to think of some local highlights--hmmm we got a nuclear plant in the backyard that is defective...but hasn't had any problems since the big 1975 mishap! We have Amish goods! We have hmmmm...drawing a blank now..... I promise a good time!

:lol: Yah, I'm not sold either....what kind of Amish goods?

Glad yer audits over! and POOPY COW on the Appleby's card! <_<

more in a bit.......

JNBunnie1 Community Regular

I haven't caught up cept for the last page (yay Padddddddiiiii!) but I just wanted to let everyone know my arm isn't really working so I can't be on the puter much. The tendon in my right arm went nuts, not like carpal tunnel but not pleasant. I know it's the puter doing it (dam puter games!) so I'm trying to stay off the mouse. I be back soon!

DingoGirl Enthusiast

and EM"S back!!!!!!!!! all is right with the world, Paddeigh and Em have their computers now!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :lol:

Just pooping in to let you all now that not only should YOU plan for retirement but according toOpen Original Shared Link

Wow- gmail comes up with some weird stuff. The last one I saw was having a diamond made from the carbon in your loved ones (including pets) hair. They were like $30,000 YIKES!!!!!!!

OMG :lol: how fantastic! well, I don't want no stinkin' diamond, just need to raise about......160K to clone my Weezel :wub:<won't make it here without her>

There is no dog with the personality of the Weez, 'tis widely known..........Sillies.......am so afeared to think of life without her...........Must........Raise.........Money.........For........Cloning :lol:

"What did he say? What's he want?"

His wife yells back, "He needs your underwear."

*snoooooooooooooorrt* :lol: disgusting

Hey, gang!

Got a few pages to catch up on, psillies. I see we're coming to a Millennial Coronation. . . . . . . . . .

I know......I bet no one will post fer days :lol: buncha scaredy kats

PADDEIGH'S OFFICIALLY OUR HOUSTON ANGEL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <ahttps://www.celiac.com/uploads/emoticons/default_smile.png' alt=':)'> Ya made it, Padt!!!! How's Allo? how's the apartment? how long do you think we'll be there? do ya need us to find you a house? well........let us know.......we can do that!!!!!!!

:lol: :lol: quoted meself becuase......look what I wrote.........I really do think we should all descend upon Pad-tee and Mark and Allo :lol: :lol: and just stay indefinitely!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

bit more yard work, Sills.....must head out, gigantic rainstorm coming tomorrow and I am OUT OF MY MIND!!!!!!!!!!!!! :rolleyes:

nikki-uk Enthusiast
:lol: :lol: quoted meself becuase......look what I wrote.........I really do think we should all descend upon Pad-tee and Mark and Allo :lol: :lol: and just stay indefinitely!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I would be OUT OF MY MIND WITH GLEE if I could....yes, Mark & Patti (who have absolutely nowt else to DO I'm sure :rolleyes: ) must host a 'Houston hello' partay!!!!!!

How do they partay in Texas??? :unsure: ...dunno, but t'would be fun and LOUD!!!!!!!!...poor Paddeigh and Mark most probably would fall asleep in a corner somewhere...exhausted :lol:

Do they have Penis museums in Houston I wonder?? :blink:

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