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The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original


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elye Community Regular
She won't be able to see squirrels scampering in the back yard or neighborhood dogs going on walks out front . . . two things that just drive her mad.

BUT.....Jyagh-nuht.... . . is Josie near the kitchen? Don't forget that toaster of yours -- you may need to get her some earplugs.......

:huh::lol:

Hello Miss Cate . . . you need to come back and visit. Emily is obviously on her best behavioUr . . . hurry back 'cause it won't last long :lol:

:lol::lol: Dear gawd, yes.. . . . . . ..and I'm going out for a couple of litres of Sauvignon Blanc with friends tonight, and may get on here afterwards.. .. . :unsure: .....Hurry back here, Cate. . . . ...


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:lol::lol: Dear gawd, yes.. . . . . . ..and I'm going out for a couple of litres of Sauvignon Blanc with friends tonight, and may get on here afterwards.. .. . :unsure: .....Hurry back here, Cate. . . . ...

Fer the love of all that's holy--yes!! Under NO circumstances do you want to miss this!! :lol: Emmel's so phunny when she ties one on....of course the same could be said fer Jess :lol:

JoDog and the toaster :P I had phorgotten about that! Jan-it, make sure you stick it in the corner of yer spare bedroom/office combo and whilst someone is in there using the computer, tell em' to throw in a bagel, er sumphin.

jerseyangel Proficient

We're under a tornado watch till 5PM :o

I hope this isn't going to become a habit <_<

Darn210 Enthusiast
We're under a tornado watch till 5PM :o

I hope this isn't going to become a habit <_<

Stay Safe Pattee . . . hope you're planning on a basement in that house you're building!

jerseyangel Proficient
Stay Safe Pattee . . . hope you're planning on a basement in that house you're building!

The ironic thing is that no houses here have basements--the water table is too high, er sumphin.....new houses have "Texas basements", which are really just attics :lol::huh: WIH am I doing here????????

Jestgar Rising Star
....new houses have "Texas basements", which are really just attics :lol::huh: WIH am I doing here????????

:lol: :lol: WIH???

nikki-uk Enthusiast
<_< Rockin' my old rain jacket and sneakers trainers.

I approve

Fer the love of all that's holy--yes!! Under NO circumstances do you want to miss this!! :lol: Emmel's so phunny when she ties one on....of course the same could be said fer Jess :lol:

:lol: I love the 'tie one on'

Poor wee Jodog's confinement :wacko:

Texan basements :blink::lol: ..... hold tight Patteigh!!!!!!!

UGH!!! .....am starving!!!!.....selph enphorced Lilliputian portions of phood after yesterdaYs 'spectacular country pub blow out'

:ph34r:

(pics of country friend's horse on spacebook)

...... help me !!!.....soup is soooo BORING!!!!! :lol:

NCIS is on......also boring :rolleyes:

BORED <_<


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elye Community Regular
(pics of country friend's horse on spacebook)

Nikkers! I think I'd much rather see pics of yesterday's spectacular country pub blow out........

:lol:

mimommy Contributor
Must announce the arrival of my neice this morning--just about an hour ago.

Well, congratulations! Garsh, I love that new baby smell <<sniff>>

Must lose 10 pounds STAT - summer's coming - gads -

do you guys have cats that just YELL when they want something?

10 lbs.? I wish. Criminey, I haven't been this plump in a long, long time.

From a magnet on my MIL's fridge:

"Ewe's not fat, ewe's just fluffy"

Buttercat doesn't scream--she enunciates. My dog Max cries like a wookie. We call him 'Chewbacca'. It is most pathetic.

No.....sigh. . . .. . . ....just kids. . . . ......an' they're not NEARLY as endearing . .. ..... <_<

I hear ya, sister <<sigh>>

Decapitated squirrels? Y-uck!

Welcome to the ville-age, Cate. What's your kittehs name? Does he/she like catnip? :)

mimommy Contributor

p.s.

Max (yeah, that's his ugly mug up there in my av), has run through some of his own poo in the yard and now we must wrestle him into the tub--argh.

Jestgar Rising Star
p.s.

Max (yeah, that's his ugly mug up there in my av), has run through some of his own poo in the yard and now we must wrestle him into the tub--argh.

:huh:

thanks for sharing :unsure::blink:

elye Community Regular
My dog Max cries like a wookie. We call him 'Chewbacca'. It is most pathetic.

OMG.......The Word has been mentioned.. . . . .!! Rae-chull, you need to put the word "wookie" into a search on this forum....a number of Psillies were involved in an unforgettable thread, before there was a Psillyville. Bevel! I remember your contributions there!! :lol::lol:

Max (yeah, that's his ugly mug up there in my av), has run through some of his own poo in the yard and now we must wrestle him into the tub--argh.

Didn't Chewbacca actually do this, as well, in the fourth Star Wars installment?? Forget the name.....they had landed on some bizarre planet, Chewey jumped out of the ship to do his business, ran tnrough some alien brush and scrub. . . . . . . ..

He got back in the capsule, and Luke was SOOO pissed. . . . . . . ..."Ya gotta be more careful, Chewy!!! Ewwwwwwww!!!"

:rolleyes::lol:

Darn210 Enthusiast
Didn't Chewbacca actually do this, as well, in the fourth Star Wars installment?? Forget the name.....they had landed on some bizarre planet, Chewey jumped out of the ship to do his business, ran tnrough some alien brush and scrub. . . . . . . ..

He got back in the capsule, and Luke was SOOO pissed. . . . . . . ..."Ya gotta be more careful, Chewy!!! Ewwwwwwww!!!"

:rolleyes::lol:

:lol::lol::lol: . . . but it was Hans that was pissed, not Luke . . . :lol:

JoDog's home with about a 5 inch incision in her knee that is stapled together. Looks Frankensteinish. Apparently she has not done well with the pain medications . . . great <_< . . . they gave her some antinausea stuff and want me to try and get her to eat before I try and give her anything. Also gave me advice like . . . "Most dogs won't let you, but it would be helpful to ice down her knee three or four times a day" :huh: Also . . . "You need to do physical therapy twice a day by moving her leg in her normal range of motion . . . but be careful, she won't like it and some dogs will bite" :unsure: . . . won't even go into the cost!!! GAHHHHHH!!!!!!! This is going to be a great six weeks.

Ummmm . . . she did eat for me though . . . :) . . . and now she's sacked out.

jerseyangel Proficient

Jan-it, maybe part of it is that she is just plain more relaxed at home and with you feeding her. Hopefully, this will hold true with the physical therapy, too ;)

Poor wil' thing :(

mimommy Contributor

Always too much here to get it all in with one reply. So much phunny, so little time...

]......she's a canny lass our Sooze ......( I think Simon :wub: 's her)

JUDITH's released from the basement and the builder's got BIG hands???

She has BOUGHT A HORSE

Simon :wubs: her= :lol:

(I think Simon Cowell is sooo droll)

I like a man with big...hands :o

Buying a horse, is that anything like buying the farm? :huh:

OMG.......The Word has been mentioned.. . . . .!!

Didn't Chewbacca actually do this, as well, in the fourth Star Wars installment??

He got back in the capsule, and Luke was SOOO pissed. . . . . . . ..."Ya gotta be more careful, Chewy!!! Ewwwwwwww!!!"

I shall wook up dis wookie you speak of.

Luke= :lol::lol::lol:

My reaction to Max's poopcapades aren't quite so humourous. My neih-bores think his name is Lamotte because they hear me out there yellin "You big dummy!" at him all the time.

And...

one more entry in the "Nipper's Anonymous" (because Emily's was just so freakin...hilarious)

and then I'll stop ;) because Buttercup is not amused.

Big Tom: It's taken over my whole life, man... . . . ..I rarely groom myself when I'm on the stuff. . . . . .... .my purring sounds like sitar music.... . . ..I crap in that box, stare at it, and the thought of burying it in litter just strikes me as hilarious, so I just leave it...... .I leave it, man!!!

Buttercup: My, Big Tom, you are a strapping lad, aren't you? What big...paws you have...:wub:

And now, pee-pull, let's wrap it up. Be sure to come to next weeks meeting--we have a very special guest. A representative from the Flea-Baggers Society will be here to give a talk on "Vaccination Without Representation".

Oh yeah, and Suze said "Crikey", which just struck me as :P:D:lol:

Food's here, gotta go :)

jerseyangel Proficient
My neih-bores think his name is Lamotte because they hear me out there yellin "You big dummy!" at him all the time.

<snort>!!!!!!!! :lol:

elye Community Regular
Ummmm . . . she did eat for me though . . . :) . . . and now she's sacked out.

Hey! It's a victory! She has at least eaten. . . . ... :) . .. . ....

Dear lord....icing a dog's knee. .. .. ... physiotherapy.. . . ....... . ya got yer work cut out for ya, Jyagh-nuht. . ......

The things we do, huh? :wub:

Simon :wubs: her= :lol:

(I think Simon Cowell is sooo droll)

I like a man with big...hands :o

Simon has big hands? Coitainly a big mouth.. . . .must check this next time I sees 'im. .. .....

Raechuhll said poopcapades :lol:

Buttercup: My, Big Tom, you are a strapping lad, aren't you? What big...paws you have... :wub:

:lol::lol:

elye Community Regular

Oh! I am not drunk. Had 2 glasses, ate my salad, and bowed out. Wanted an early night . . ...

Won't be very phunee.. .. . ..... <_<

Jyesss! it's up to you.....grab yerselph a bottle of wine, stat! :P

elye Community Regular

Gooooood Morning, Peeps!

What in hell? NO posts after 8:20 pm last night?? :huh::huh:

The Ripper is joining a new baseball league today, so he has his evaluation in our nearby sports dome this aft. This is a bigger league, comprising a larger chunk of the city than the last community group. He is very excited, for one reason only:

He gets a complete uniform. Pants an' everything.

And.....he must wear a jock.

He did not even know what this was, and has had ensuing mixed emotions.

:rolleyes:

jerseyangel Proficient
He did not even know what this was, and has had ensuing mixed emotions.

:rolleyes:

:lol: I'll bet!! Wish Jack good luck today fer me, Em. Sounds like a great step for him and yes, very exciting wif the pants and all! :D Our older son played softball fer years--he looked so cute in his red and white uniform :rolleyes:

Tis STILL raining here.....

Judyin Philly Enthusiast
We're under a tornado watch till 5PM :o

I hope this isn't going to become a habit <_<

morning all

didn't get on at all yesterday gang

patti glad your safe as saw a post from you this am

raining still

well your foods in

have a great day everyone

going to sand and paint the front porch rail today

give a prayer up i can do this with out the help of a cig.

havent' given in yet but pray today isn't the day i can't stay strong.

judy

happygirl Collaborator

Hang in there, Judy!!!!!!!!!!

Judyin Philly Enthusiast
Hang in there, Judy!!!!!!!!!!

Thanks so much Laura

Posted on the 'smoking' thread

hope your doing well

am sure you happy it's the weekend.

mimommy Contributor

Good morning everybody :) It is a spectacular sunny morn here in the suburbs of Dey-trois. It was actually warmer outside than inside yesterday for the first time in about 6 months. B)

There is a petite little female mallard duck hanging out in my front landscaping. She and her mate have been around for about a week, which is odd because there aren't really any water sources.

My hubby and I are both taking a vacation day this week to chaperone a 3rd grade field trip to

Greenfield Village/Henry Ford Museum. The beautiful spring weather and the upcoming trip got me thinking about the incredibly rich culture here in my home state. Not much phunny here, but I'd really like to share a bit with you.

My ancestors were mostly Polish immigrants (some Russian and German), my husband's were French, English, and French Canadian Indians. My husbands grandfather was a full-blooded Indian, Ojibwe to the best of our knowledge.

My father retired from Ford, my grandfather from General Motors. One grandpa owned a bar right smack in downtown Detroit, another owned a Jewish butcher shop. The family home on Grand Avenue is legendary. My husband still works for Chrysler, my brother still works on the line at GM.

I was raised on local lore and history--Henry Ford, Greenfield Village, Indian history, lumbering, the story of the wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald. Spent much time travelling the state as a child, seeing the sights and nurturing a lifelong love affair with Great Lakes culture.

Michigan has offered innumerable contributions to US history and popular culture--Motown, Industry, workers rights, civil rights. The Fords, the Dodges, Malcolm X, too many artists to list (such as Bob Seger, Eminem, Marvin Gaye, Aretha Franklin.) I've written quite a bit about this theme, both in fiction and non. I wrote a 5 page article about a man named Colonel Waldon, who was a surprising and little known contributor to much of our local infrastructure and national auto/air industries and government; to my pride, excerpts were published in a local paper.

Anyway, just wanted to share a little. If you are so inclined, take a look at the attached link. It tells a bit of the immigrant history of Detroit I mentioned. (I love the first photo, of the Polish immigrants. Looks my peeps!)

Have a great day! I'll be back with some psilly later, after the Sam's Club errand and the kitchen scrubbing :)

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Jestgar Rising Star

Nice history recap. My ancestors were polish immigrants as well, on my mom's side. Dad's family came over on the Mayflower.

Went out with a ferry friend after work yesterday and had several martinis, but alas, no keyboard to pass along the humor.

Loverly morning here. Must aim for something productive.

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