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mimommy Contributor

Gooood Mooooorning, Psilly-ville!!

Ahh..the sun is shining and I woke up up feeling like a dark and dreary force has lifted.

I awoke bright eyed and bushy tailed (still have swollen feet, though) and don't actually want to commit felonious assualt any more :D

I was having dreams about you guys, but can't remember them. :huh:

Okay, so what Poeter says is WRONG :o:lol::rolleyes: None of those other quotes I clicked made their appearance in expected place. Oh well, back to the drawing board.

G'night to all sleepy sillies. Must think about what to have for dinner and me pre-dining cocktail(s).

'shroom

Neroli, I seem to always have to get all quotes first, then click "add reply". I can't get quotes from the new window, either.

Fast forward six years [>>]

. .... ..around page 9781 ....

still?

Tom, what a great trick!!! That was pretty cool. How'd you make the quote box say that?

Jess, what did your russian quote translate into? I couldn't translate it.

Good happy Monday to you all.

Feel rested Judy? You need to treat yourself to a massage.

Suze, how's your tum?

Jess, trim that plant.

All--have a great day!


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Jestgar Rising Star
Jess, what did your russian quote translate into? I couldn't translate it.

"I studied russian many years ago"

Well....don't wanna go to work, but I sure as heck don't wanna start putting up drywall....so I guess work is the better choice.

Waitin' for a lie on the beach......or......lie by the pool sorta choice. :angry:

elye Community Regular

Holy crap! I am certain that it has been....what. . ... . . ..a year or more since I left da Ville at 10 pm and awoke the next morning to FOUR PAGES of ribald wackl . .....(hmm.....may hafta start getting up earlier.. . . .are you guys installing this as a permanent schedule chnage?) :wacko:

It makes me fat and bloated, just thinking about it the White Russian :lol:

A fat, bloated, white Russian? Boris Yeltzin? :huh:

:lol:

Um.....are we permitted to call those from Russia "Russians?" :unsure: Perhaps we need to be careful, now. Rayechull, the next time you are at a bar asking for this sweet drink o' your'n, you'd best say something like, "I'll have a White Western European, on the rocks". . . . ....

...Can't offend anyone, now. . . . ......

:rolleyes:

Mims, I'm a couple drinks aheada ya. Better go faster........

Hey! here I've been waiting for wondrous new spelling configurations, magical new words. . . ...... . methinks Jyess needs to stay on a little longer for this to happen. Tonight yer here until after midnight, Ms. Civckeb.. .

Don't know who Chelsea is lately, but last year she was me babysitter.

:lol::lol:

Last year she was my dog....before we rescued her, this scrawny girl was named "Chelsea". We changed her name to "Elsie", started to give her food and water, and man .. . . .....a real dog appeared before our eyes. .. ..! :)

i'm off fast

took a pill that starts with a "K" and my eyes are sppinning too

nite

HECTORS PUP.....................WHERE IS THE DANG PLACE TO TAKE THE WORDS OFF :ph34r: ??????????????'

TOO TIRED WILL HAVE TO DO TOMORROW

REMIND ME

I'LL PUT UP A PORCH RAILING........IF I CAN FIGURE OUT HOW TO LINK FROM COMPUTER

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ....................COMING ON FAST NOW.

NITE

:lol::lol: OMG. . . . ........what in hell, Jooooodith? Are you looking at your computer through your porch railing? Are you, in fact, typing through it? :lol:

By the time one deals wif Hispanics, running little Chinese men, white Russians (as opposed to reds) and all them glasses of wine and kahlua.... me head is reeling.

Just another night in Psillyville. . . . . .... :lol:

Mushy! This is phab - - a New Zealander has joined us! I have a dream to visit your country one day......we will go...it is just SOOOOO far away. :(

So you must refer to native aboriginals as "Polynesians". . . ......this is very like here, where our aboriginal pholk are politely referred to as "First Nations People". "Eskimos" are now "Inuit". Nobody is more PC than us Canucks .. . ......

"OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!!! It's that CAT POO COFFEE isn't it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

:lol::lol: it's baaaaaaaaaack. . ..... . . ...

How in hell is Nikerler's clothes washer?

curlyfries Contributor

Where is everyone???? :huh:

This is ISTEP week and my student tests in the afternoon. Soooooo.........for the AM I have her and 4 other special ed kiddos in the computer lab.........ALLLL morning.

I am so bored. it will be like this all week.

jerseyangel Proficient

Hi Lisa :D

I'm here, pooping in and out. It's great to see you back home and with your students again! :)

Got nae else, sillies. Still groggy from cheese overload :lol: Made mac and cheese last night--phirst time in like 5 years. Gotta pace meselph, though. I most certainly did not NEED the ice cream on top of it.... B) . If this is gonna work, must be careful to use non-phat dairy ;)

Have to say, though, great early morning giggles from all the sillie last night! Mimimon couldn't even break away to go to bed!! :lol: I packed it in early.....

jerseyangel Proficient

<ahem>

A moment, please.....

May I raise a glass and wish a very happy birthday to the founder of our thread--Richard! :wub: Gosh, I wish he'd poop in now and then :rolleyes:

nikki-uk Enthusiast

Afternoon psillies!! :D

Got nowt...if the news reports are to be believed we must ALL stay locked up indoors to avoid the Mexican Hispanic swine flu!!!! ;)

HEY Mushroom!...are the Mauri's now Polynesians??? :unsure:or ....Native New Zealanders?? :blink:

A new gluten-free bread has come out today in Blighty.....Tel has bought a loaf and it's pretty darn good!!!!!!!!! :P

Open Original Shared Link

Umm... toast for breakfast - sandwich lunchtime - he's trying to work out a way he can have more bread for dinner :rolleyes: but @


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Leesargh yer bored?? ..... come over and do some hand washing <shudder> for meeeeeeeee...... am sinking under a sea of dirty clothes....HELP!!!

:lol:

GIRL!!!!........You must be daft!!!!!!.......Ain't no way in he!! I'm doing laundry by hand!!!........I love you and all and you know I would do anything for ya.......'cept that and cleaning up barf.....just thought I'd put that out there.

Sorry, I'd rather be bored :P

I'll bet yer ironing all that laundry too, huh?<doubleshudder>

I'm so bored I keep editing my post :ph34r: ...........somebody stop me!

curlyfries Contributor

Hello?........hello?........hello?.........hello?:(

5 more minutes to go.........

Jestgar Rising Star
5 more minutes to go.........

Until what?

curlyfries Contributor
Until what?

LUNCHTIME!!!!!!..........and escape from computer lab babysitting......see y'all later!

elye Community Regular

Gah, thank gawd Leeeesargh has reached lunchtime punch-out....was beginning to make me crazy .. ....... :lol:

Got nae else, sillies. Still groggy from cheese overload

Pattteigh and her cheese! What a great thang that's happening wif you - - a whole new food group in which you can partake with reckless abandon! Fattening, and expensive. . . . .......hmmm... . ... :unsure: . . ...but it tastes SOOOOO good. I would truly miss my dairy should I ever have to give it up...much more than the gluten, fo sho. . ... ..

Phorgot to mention. . . . .....HELLOOOOO, PTAOUGHMGHMNUSS!! :D:D

We got no report on how you are faring. . . . ....what is happening in yer neck o' the woods?

I have a new bruise forming on me upper leg, where I did my shot last evening. 'Tis bizarre, as it looks VERY like a Hispanic sombrero. . . . ....... I wonder if a li'l face will begin to appear 'neath it. :unsure: Stayeth tuned. . . .....

jerseyangel Proficient

Where is me mind?? Pataughmn--it was really nice to see a post from you! :D How you doin', buddy?

Hee! I have a pretty good bruise meselph on the side of me leg, right below me knee. This darn (sorry Jan-it) coffee table is too freakin big fer this apartment and I keep bumping into it when I vacuum :angry:

Mine is mottled, more abstract than anything else :lol: Don't think I'm gonna get a phace outta it or anything......

nikki-uk Enthusiast
<ahem>

A moment, please.....

May I raise a glass and wish a very happy birthday to the founder of our thread--Richard! :wub: Gosh, I wish he'd poop in now and then :rolleyes:

:o Oh Richard, yeah, almost forgot........ :lol: GADS he were a phunny guy :lol:

Hello?........hello?........hello?.........hello?:(

5 more minutes to go.........

<SNORT!!> :lol:

Lea- ser driving herselph INSANE :wacko:

Judyin Philly Enthusiast
Gah, thank gawd Leeeesargh has reached lunchtime punch-out....was beginning to make me crazy .. ....... :lol:

so good to see you posting again and back to work Lisa

Pattteigh and her cheese! What a great thang that's happening wif you - - a whole new food group in which you can partake with reckless abandon! Fattening, and expensive. . . . .......hmmm... . ... :unsure: . . ...but it tastes SOOOOO good. I would truly miss my dairy should I ever have to give it up...much more than the gluten, fo sho. . ... ..

Patti in cheese heaven with pouffe hair :lol:

but

she don't care.........

she's making a new life

and it's all free of strife

Poem for bevel.......as she gives us such good ones......hi bevel

Phorgot to mention. . . . .....HELLOOOOO, PTAOUGHMGHMNUSS!! :D:D

We got no report on how you are faring. . . . ....what is happening in yer neck o' the woods?

hi Tom hope all is well

I have a new bruise forming on me upper leg, where I did my shot last evening. 'Tis bizarre, as it looks VERY like a Hispanic sombrero. . . . ....... I wonder if a li'l face will begin to appear 'neath it. :unsure: Stayeth tuned. . . .....

OMG......can just picture it

NOW.............

HOW DO I GET THE WORDS OFF THE NON EXISTANT AVATAR PHOTO????

psawyer Proficient
HOW DO I GET THE WORDS OFF THE NON EXISTANT AVATAR PHOTO????

At the top of the screen, click on My Controls. In the menu on the left, click Edit Profile Information. Blank out the custom member title, and then click Amend my profile at the bottom.

elye Community Regular

Annnnnnnnd there's our Oracle, leaping in a just the right moment.... .. . .

Hilarious Reeeeeeechard!! Our phounding King. . .. ...we want him back!

Pahteeee, you must look very closely when interpreting bruise formation - - I would NOT be surprised if yours begins to take on the shape of the state of Texas. . . ...

:rolleyes:

Mine is still sobrero-ish. . . . no sign of a wee Hispanic, Polynesian or First Nation face beneath. . . . ...

jerseyangel Proficient
Mine is still sobrero-ish. . . .

:lol: :lol:

DingoGirl Enthusiast

Good Monday Aft, Sills B)

am at work......eating MEXICAN food, as it turns out (you can still say that :lol: )

got nowt....bored here.....leaving in 30 minutes.....

can't even remember what I read 20 minutes ago on this thread, before I left to pick up the food.

:blink:

and can't use quotes at work -

so I really have nuthin' to say. :lol:

but sills - - didn't anyone think the cat-poo coffee was even phunny? I was simply out of my mind....and youse guys didn't say nuttin :lol: :lol:

oh well.....

but - we had a PTAUM poop-in! I must harASS him to stop by more.

I miss Jools. :(

elye Community Regular
but sills - - didn't anyone think the cat-poo coffee was even phunny? I was simply out of my mind....and youse guys didn't say nuttin :lol::lol:

I most coitainly DID larf and comment on the re-introduction of cat-poo coffee into our discourse! :lol:

Peeeeeeeeturrr! Must mention THIS big thang: Your brother is coming to town tomorrow night and has a speaking engagement here. Jack is out of his mind over this, and is insisting that he go and ask him all kinds of questions, and assure him that he, as well, does not eat mushrooms. . ...... :rolleyes:

The problem is, it is in a pub......and I do not believe that they will let a kid in. :(

Can I name-drop, POeter?? Tell security that I know YOU? This would absolutely allow us to breeze right through.. . ..... <_<

mushroom Proficient

Gidday psillies, from down under.

Only tis'nt a good day because I did this big looong post and got the multiple quotey thingy going and said all these hilarious things about polly knee shuns and romantic canucks, the joys of air travel, and cat barf and bruised bruises, and they all vanished into cybernet. Poopy cow :(

Can't even stay here because I have to go bake a a yummy Alton Brown lemon meringue pie for my bridge group this arvo, so they don't feel sorry for me gluten free status.

Have a good however much is left of the day wherever you are.

jerseyangel Proficient

Shroom!! <droolphace> on yer lemon meringue pie..... :rolleyes:

Em, here a minor can go into a bar if the parent is there with them generally. Hope Jack can get to see Peter's brother :)

Jestgar Rising Star

Peaceful sigh

My boss just approved my not working Fridays. As I am extraordinarily weary from the insulation insanity this weekend, I am both relieved and thankful.

jerseyangel Proficient
Peaceful sigh

My boss just approved my not working Fridays. As I am extraordinarily weary from the insulation insanity this weekend, I am both relieved and thankful.

That's great!!

jerseyangel Proficient

Soozle--the cat poop coffee was so phunny!! I had actually phorgotten about it, so that made it even moreso :D

I think that part of the discussion came about when I was getting ready fer bed :P

It is weird when no one says anything about something I say that I think is phunny--I think I must be easily amused :lol:

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