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The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original


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curlyfries Contributor
2. Donn't evr make the bed. Bedding needs to air out.

Agree!

....and for those of you arriving late, Bunnie's av still had her "me wanna kiss" caption! :lol:


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JNBunnie1 Community Regular
Agree!

....and for those of you arriving late, Bunnie's av still had her "me wanna kiss" caption! :lol:

Yes, I am not a foot fetishist, I used to have a picture of me making a kissy face up there.

It's all better now....

Although there's nothing wrong with being a foot fetishist, specially seeing as I'm KWEEN and all I can do whatever I want! :P

curlyfries Contributor
3. Do the dishes once a day, every day.

Welllll.........maybe not always......some days I's just too pooped.......or there's a good book callin me name :P

elye Community Regular

Well.....I'm a bit drunk. Had a slew o' inlaws over for dinner :wacko::wacko: .......and the rest is history.

So, I am mulling over things.......this in particular: Think of that horrific and heinous ride at various exhibitions and fairgrounds where you are strapped in, lifted straight up for about 200 feet, and suddenly dropped at breakneck speed, right to the bottom. Then it happens all over again, about four times. Absolutely gut-wrenching - - the thing that true nightmares are made of.

So, here is the query: if one were to throw up while being dropped at breakneck speed, would the vomit travel upward or downward? Perhaps it would go up and you would meet it as you climbed back upwards after the drop.

Hmmm. . .....tis a mystery...... .there is science and physics involved, to be sure. No grammar, so I'm out to lunch.

curlyfries Contributor
4. When you feel the need to wash sumptin like walls, floors, mirrors, toilets , yer kids, wait tillit's filthy so you can see the dif. What a feeling of accomplishment!

Well duh!

Why would I clean something if'n it don't look dirty? :rolleyes:

jerseyangel Proficient
Well.....I'm a bit drunk.

OMG!! Me too!!! :lol: Just got home from Changs--had me 2 glasses of wine before dinner! Then took a walk and stopped at Starbucks fer some tea.....their ladies room was out of order and the men's room was locked. :o

All that liquid and me back teef were floating :P Phinally got home and none too soon :lol::lol:

Cute pheet, Bunnie B)

Youse two, Soozle ;)

I'm dating meselph, but I remember that 5 Man Electrical Band song from Junior High days. :rolleyes:

jerseyangel Proficient
Why would I clean something if'n it don't look dirty? :rolleyes:

Why indeed!! :huh::o:D


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curlyfries Contributor
So, here is the query: if one were to throw up while being dropped at breakneck speed, would the vomit travel upward or downward? Perhaps it would go up and you would meet it as you climbed back upwards after the drop.

Hmmm. . .....tis a mystery...... .there is science and physics involved, to be sure. No grammar, so I'm out to lunch.

:o

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Hmmmm......... :blink::unsure:

elye Community Regular
.....their ladies room was out of order and the men's room was locked. :o

All that liquid and me back teef were floating

Crap, Patteee.......mehopes that you were wearing yer Reeboks, NOT those gorgeous sandals. .. .....speed would be everything, here.. ....

:o

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YES, exactly! You've diagrammed it so well, Leeesargh. It is a question that is still haunting me, and I am sober. :huh:

:rolleyes:

elye Community Regular

We're all quite excited....here is where we are heading this morning, avec les chiens....

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Jestgar Rising Star

M be wigglin t'day.

Brought home no packaged civkebs. They had a mishap with their last batch so next civkebs aren't ready for a month. Farm was cool. They call themselves two city boys who have no idea what they're doing (only been farming for two years). Told the story of how they brought home some pigs, then realized they had no place to put said pigs, so built on to the garage. Now discovering that pigs are quite stinky, and perhaps should be housed a bit farther from the bedrooms...

And the simplest thing to do with finished laundry is to store it in the dryer.

ranger Enthusiast

:lol::P:lol: You guys slay me! But, once again, too much for the pee-brain to synchronize. I have to quit sleeping. My questione- Who judges the phoot contest? And, is it the ugliest or prettiest foot that wins? I've picked out one of each- I'll never tell.

I think I've found some common ground among us....

1. None of us seem to be anal-retentive house cleaners.

2. All seem to have a drinking problem.

3. There seems to be some sexual deviouncy going on, but I can't put my finger on it yet.

The Demon drop at Cedar Point is a ride of that ilk. I think you would have to be going faster than the speed of light for the vomit to hit you on the way back up. I think it would just wrap around you head and hair. I once spent hours observing peeps disembarking and barking off that ride, and a lot of them had vomit wrapped around thier head and hair. Those that didn't turned a most unusual color of green. I, of course, got very bad case of virtigo just watching it. And then I threw up.

:angry: No chickens?

:) Cute dogs?

The DR table is the preffered place to keep yer clean undies. I just don't have one.

I'm going to shower now and wash the big chunks off. Later

Sleezen Gwinetocanada

nikki-uk Enthusiast
And the simplest thing to do with finished laundry is to store it in the dryer.

Uk style ......leave it on the line

I think I've found some common ground among us....

1. None of us seem to be anal-retentive house cleaners.

2. All seem to have a drinking problem.

3. There seems to be some sexual deviouncy going on, but I can't put my finger on it yet.

:lol:

Yep

Darn210 Enthusiast
I think I've found some common ground among us....

1. None of us seem to be anal-retentive house cleaners.

As Pattae woud say . . . true dat.

2. All seem to have a drinking problem.

Ummmmm . . . I wouldn't really call it a problem . . . :lol:

3. There seems to be some sexual deviouncy going on, but I can't put my finger on it yet.

Yeah . . . that's why we keep discussing it, to try and figger it out.

I definitely store clean clothes in the dryer . . . :P

jerseyangel Proficient
I think I've found some common ground among us....

1. None of us seem to be anal-retentive house cleaners.

2. All seem to have a drinking problem.

3. There seems to be some sexual deviouncy going on, but I can't put my finger on it yet.

:lol::lol: I think you've managed to size us up pretty well! :P

jerseyangel Proficient
Uk style ......leave it on the line

I definitely store clean clothes in the dryer . . . :P

:lol: Gotta bunch of towels in there now....been there since yesterday B)

curlyfries Contributor
:lol: Gotta bunch of towels in there now....been there since yesterday B)

That Patteigh is such a miscreant! :lol:

elye Community Regular

Slewzhin, don't you store yer clean clothes on your art table, under the crock pot and novel scribblings? :rolleyes:

And yes, drinking and sexual deviance seem to abound here. As can be seen with the immense popularity and success of support groups, people who share significant behavior quirks, be they addictions or abnormal tendencies, tend to be drawn to one another.....then they cluster, and a social group is formed.

Alcoholics Anonymous, Weight Watchers, Sexual Dysfunction Support, and Psillyville.

:lol:

I think you would have to be going faster than the speed of light for the vomit to hit you on the way back up. I think it would just wrap around you head and hair.

No, no, that's the 2 am maple syrup .. ...... .. ..

Many fabulous dogs at the Wiggle-Waggle Walkathon. None as fab as Gus and Elsie, however. They walk together looking very like bookends er sumfin'. . ....... B)

Jestgar Rising Star
Many fabulous dogs at the Wiggle-Waggle Walkathon. None as fab as Gus and Elsie, however. They walk together looking very like bookends er sumfin'. . ....... B)

Nuthin happier than dogs that get to snack on maple syrup hair.

DingoGirl Enthusiast

Emmel and Pads were drunkards last night, and I missed it! :lol:

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Hmmmm.........

OMG :lol: exTREEEEEEEEEEEMELY excellent visual aide, Leesargh :lol:

M be wigglin t'day.

Brought home no packaged civkebs. They had a mishap with their last batch so next civkebs aren't ready for a month. Farm was cool. They call themselves two city boys who have no idea what they're doing (only been farming for two years). Told the story of how they brought home some pigs, then realized they had no place to put said pigs, so built on to the garage. Now discovering that pigs are quite stinky, and perhaps should be housed a bit farther from the bedrooms...

And the simplest thing to do with finished laundry is to store it in the dryer.

:lol:

love this farmer story but.....what in hell were they thinking? they just brought pigs home, like they waz kittens er sumfin? :unsure:

Yes - leave the laundry in the dryer for as long as possible. Pull out shirts or pants just before wearing. Spray with a water bottle, hang, and watch wrinkles disappear, then put item on. 'tis magic :lol:

The Demon drop at Cedar Point is a ride of that ilk. I think you would have to be going faster than the speed of light for the vomit to hit you on the way back up. I think it would just wrap around you head and hair. I once spent hours observing peeps disembarking and barking off that ride, and a lot of them had vomit wrapped around thier head and hair. Those that didn't turned a most unusual color of green. I, of course, got very bad case of virtigo just watching it. And then I threw up.

The DR table is the preffered place to keep yer clean undies. I just don't have one.

I'm going to shower now and wash the big chunks off. Later

Sleezen Gwinetocanada

shower and wash off the big chunks :lol: :lol: :lol:

Ummmmm . . . I wouldn't really call it a problem . . .

Yeah . . . that's why we keep discussing it, to try and figger it out.

*snackle* :lol: yup

That Patteigh is such a miscreant!

she said miscreant!!!! :lol:

And yes, drinking and sexual deviance seem to abound here. As can be seen with the immense popularity and success of support groups, people who share significant behavior quirks, be they addictions or abnormal tendencies, tend to be drawn to one another.....then they cluster, and a social group is formed.

Alcoholics Anonymous, Weight Watchers, Sexual Dysfunction Support, and Psillyville.

:lol:

oh, Elsie and Gus were bookends!!!!! majestic sub-standards, that is SO CUTE!!!!!!!! :wub:

I'm goign to confess summat to you Em......... :ph34r: and I'm askeert to say it but.....generally haven't liked too many poodles in the past.......but somehow I"ve grown quite phond of G and E, and their smart, quizzical, poodle faces and personalities :wub:

please don't hate me:mellow:

Menstr-oo-al today pholks......awoke and just basically started weeping.....did not go to family brunch :( I never go to any family things.....it's time to write a letter and clear the air........

:huh:

is that Ptaumass reading along??????????? he's going to be out of his mind from Slutvana :lol:

HI PTAUM!!!!!!!!!!!

DingoGirl Enthusiast
Nuthin happier than dogs that get to snack on maple syrup hair.

:lol:

My Skit Kat snacks on my hair, but only when it's wet :wub:

I WANT POUTINE, dammit :angry:<_<

Jestgar Rising Star
Menstr-oo-al today pholks......awoke and just basically started weeping.....

I WANT POUTINE, dammit :angry:<_<

Quite certain that poutine is better when you're poutin'

tom Contributor

Hi Dingy & hi everyone else, new & old :)

Yeah, Slutzvankya lol, .. ..... but I like my eraser tip stew bugar-free. ;)

P.S. Are ya ready for some FOOTBALL!!?

DingoGirl Enthusiast
Quite certain that poutine is better when you're poutin'

I really do think poutine would be THE MOST EXCELLENT premenstrual binge food <_<

Yeah, Slutzvankya lol, .. ..... but I like my eraser tip stew bugar-free. ;)

gahhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!! :lol: :lol: Ptaum's here, and bringin' some silly!

<but really, don't think you really know what yer talkin' about, I think the stew definitely NEEDS the bugars :lol: It's a nice substitute for gluten - give it chewiness :lol:

:gag:

:greenguy:

psawyer Proficient

Hi, Tom! Good to see you.

Sometimes it is lonely being the only male here, especially when the ladies start discussing their feminine issues. B)

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