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The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original


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Darn210 Enthusiast

wonder what's up with the reflux? does it HAVE to be gluten? Could it be true reflux

Nope it doesn't have to be gluten. I guess I'm just hoping it is. I don't want to have to eliminate anything else from her diet. She is such a trooper.

Appt with pedGI on Feb 3rd . . . much quicker than I expected.

Forgot to add . . . I expect all symptoms to disappear by Feb 2.

Where is everyone??? You all are NOT sticking me with this Queen thang for 92 days!!!! Get posting people. You're behind schedule!!! Where is Theresa with her song lyrics and Lisa with her shopping list??


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jerseyangel Proficient

Sorry, yer Majesty--but it's currently 74 outside and I can nae stay in B)

Just can't wrap me mind around the fact that it's the middle of January! :rolleyes:

Darn210 Enthusiast

The first ellen/Dennis Quaid "prank"

The second - trying to get this from the ellen site - it's in the "videos" section (hope it works)

Open Original Shared Link NOPE IT DIDN'T - I'll try sumptin else

These actually made me cry :lol:

Mtndog Collaborator

Forgot to add . . . I expect all symptoms to disappear by Feb 2.

Where is everyone??? You all are NOT sticking me with this Queen thang for 92 days!!!! Get posting people. You're behind schedule!!! Where is Theresa with her song lyrics and Lisa with her shopping list??

Ain't that always the way! OK- I'll try to post more. Hmmm....I don't think I've been royalty in 2000 pages! Did y'all notice that this thread has had 1,034,451 Views

? Now THAT is scary :lol:

Sorry, yer Majesty--but it's currently 74 outside and I can nae stay in B)

Just can't wrap me mind around the fact that it's the middle of January! :rolleyes:

Me and Angus want to come over for a walk! Ok- for the Queen I shall write a poem

Ode to Texas

They call it the land

of ten gallon hats

the Bush family, big personailties

and foods full of fat.

But our dearest Patti has told us

the truth,

The weather it seems

Is criticism proof.

She's walking the streets

In her two piece bikini

And getting a tan

In the middle of January

Now that sounds like a plan!

The psillies are heading to

TEX-ASS toot sweet

To join our Patti

as she cruises the streets

Now after this poem, Patti's profession

you may wonder

She's not a hooker,

She's not a ho.

She's a Texan

And she ain't got no snow! :P

Darn210 Enthusiast

OK . . . here it is . . . cracks me up!!!

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Darn210 Enthusiast

Ok- for the Queen I shall write a poem

Very nice, Bev . . . but this doesn't look like a poem for the Queen . . . it looks like a poem for Patti!!! :lol:

jerseyangel Proficient

Ode to Texas

Bevvie, I love that so much, I wanna phrame it! :wub:

Very nice, Bev . . . but this doesn't look like a poem for the Queen . . . it looks like a poem for Patti!!! :lol:

Hee!

Pheelin any better today?


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jerseyangel Proficient

OK . . . here it is . . . cracks me up!!!

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Phunny! :lol:

Mtndog Collaborator

Very nice, Bev . . . but this doesn't look like a poem for the Queen . . . it looks like a poem for Patti!!! :lol:

I was trying to take up space as HRH requested since the 92 more pages of reign seem to have caused you distress :lol::P:lol:

Bevvie, I love that so much, I wanna phrame it! :wub:

Hee!

Pheelin any better today?

Patti- I TRIPLE DOG DARE YOU! :lol:

Feeling OK (I think you were asking me?)

Darn210 Enthusiast

I was trying to take up space as HRH requested since the 92 more pages of reign seem to have caused you distress :lol::P:lol:

Might I suggest that next time you post one stanza at a time . . . :P

. . . and I'm doing OK . . . 2nd day no pain relievers and it's not too bad (only one eyeball is in pain and the sinuses on that side are burning a bit. Yes, Patti, I have been thinking about a Netti pot. One of the ladies I work with swears by it also.

jerseyangel Proficient

. . . and I'm doing OK . . . 2nd day no pain relievers and it's not too bad (only one eyeball is in pain and the sinuses on that side are burning a bit. Yes, Patti, I have been thinking about a Netti pot. One of the ladies I work with swears by it also.

Give it a try--be sure to use warm water (not cool or hot) and sea salt. I do 1/4 tsp. salt to a cup of water--and completely dissolve the salt--I learned that one the hard way. I do not mix up the salt water in the pot, I use a 2 cup measuring cup.

Mtndog Collaborator

Where in Sam Hill is everyone? OK Gianknit. As you requested, a poem for you. Verse by verse posting.

Ode to Queen Gianknit the First

That thou art lovely, gracious and so fair

Is not news to a psilly near or far.

Yet thy sense of humor gives us a scare

And Your avatar shows danger to those in your car.

elye Community Regular

Ode to Queen Gianknit the First

That thou art lovely, gracious and so fair

Is not news to a psilly near or far.

Yet thy sense of humor gives us a scare

And Your avatar shows danger to those in your car.

:lol::lol:

Jyaghnutt needs a netty pot, for her aching face,

If she sprung her boobs loose, there'd be no pain left to chase! :rolleyes:

jerseyangel Proficient

Lovely poem, Bevvie!

Yeah--come to think of it, WIH is everybody? I've been doing maintenance....touching up roots, painting toenails, plucking, Pilates..... :lol: Probably futile, but I plug along.....

Smells like spring B) Got all me winders open.

Wonder how Jan-it's 'ead is today....and Nik's phlugh....and Bev....big hugs to all of youse whether you need one or not :wub:

jerseyangel Proficient

:lol::lol:

Jyaghnutt needs a netty pot, for her aching face,

If she sprung her boobs loose, there'd be no pain left to chase! :rolleyes:

:lol: Em :lol:

We musta been posting at the same time!

mushroom Proficient

I know I am a page or so late, but HAIL TO KWEEN GIANKNIT lONG MAY YE REIGN, although not for 92 pages :rolleyes:

Poeter was a very benign king, in fact most of the time we hardly knew he was there, and little bowing and scraping was required. What tone does Your Majesty intend to set?

T'is a shame that the young Prince Smackl is unable to grasp the subtleties which will be required for issuing royal edicts, should he ascend to the throne upon your abdication. T'is truly time that the royal hand deal with those who wouldst keep him from acquiring these skills and prove to them that they are failing to fulfill their duties, that they might mend their ways, or OFF WITH THEIR 'EADS

I truly hope that your majesty's royal pain in thearse head and teeth and eyes is much alleviated and allows for the continuation of your queenly duties and the raising of the royal childuns. Yours respectfully,

jerseyangel Proficient

Hee! Shroomie cracked me up :lol:

Mtndog Collaborator

Still working on Verse 2 for Gianknit.....

but in the meanwhile I found Sam Hill Manhead in my area:

Open Original Shared Link

but I guess we already knew that!

curlyfries Contributor

Your description of yer fingernail injury is really making my bum crinkle.. . .. .:blink: ... .. .....real cringing, here.

:huh:

:lol::lol::lol:

If it's the TMJ that's causing the problem, and the guard isn't helping, you might want to consider a chiropractor (mine helped me with my TMJ

see!!!......that's what I said!!!

I go for the massages......don't know if the adjustments really do anything for me. If I could afford it, I would just go to a massage therapist.

HEY!!!!

king.gifking.gif king.gif ALL HAIL, KWEEEEN JYAGH-NUTT!!! king.gifking.gif king.gif

Ya wanna try that again?

Gluten issues??? What choo talkin' 'bout Willis??? . . . (ummmm, that's a reference to Gary Coleman in Different Strokes, but I may be the only one that watched that.)

:ph34r: .....me too :P

Where is everyone??? You all are NOT sticking me with this Queen thang for 92 days!!!! Get posting people. You're behind schedule!!! Where is Theresa with her song lyrics and Lisa with her shopping list??

chicken.....

curlyfries Contributor

green beans....

Darn210 Enthusiast
:lol::lol::lol:
Darn210 Enthusiast

Now were talkin'!!!!!!

p.s. . . :ph34r: . . . I got hit wif flood control . . . bummer, I was hoping that little feature didn't make the move.

Darn210 Enthusiast

AND . . .

I'm really enjoying my poetry.

:D

:lol:

:lol:

Darn210 Enthusiast

Loved yer whole post, Neroli, but this part right here . . .

T'is truly time that the royal hand deal with those who wouldst keep him from acquiring these skills and prove to them that they are failing to fulfill their duties, that they might mend their ways, or OFF WITH THEIR 'EADS

. . . this part I'm taking with me to the school meeting on Monday!!!

Ummmmm . . . are there any official papers, documents, or sumptin that I can take with me to the meeting at school to show them guys that they have to do what I say???? Peoter, can you fedex the robe and sceptor so I can wear it to the meeting. Is there cat hair all over it like last time 'cause you let the kittehs sleep on it again??

curlyfries Contributor

....and before I forget.....

AW HE!! QUEEN JAN-KNUT THE RELUCTANT!!!!

Once again....it was time for the annual video and discussion on social health and development

or...

s...

e...

x!

2 hours of talk about wet dreams, and what causes them, testicles, STDs and what causes them...which leads to oral and anal s-e-x......

.....all crammed into 40 minutes.

OY!!!!

I needed slings for me fingers after interpreting all that :o

.....and I think some of the girls paid more attention to me than the teacher :rolleyes:

Do you remember your anatomy signs boys and girls?

I've learned a lot more since last year. Some'll even make me blush :ph34r:

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