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Oh how I have missed this thread!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Herre's something EVERYONE can enjoy:

As if you needed an excuse...

http://www.globalorgasm.org/

Maybe we can do one for celiacs after we do one for peace!

:blink: "This is the First Annual Solstice Synchronized Global Orgasm for Peace" :blink:

You've outdone yourself with this one!

I'm not sure I want to know how you came across this one :P My favorite part is the "make a donation" button :o

I'm hoping the "O" is more than an annual event. Any cause is a good cause if you ask me!

Richard- My long lost bro...where you been?

..off searching the trash heaps and dark corners for my missing mojo. Maybe the FASSGOP will help :rolleyes:


Richard

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LOL, you too. :wub: Where have you been? We've been wondering on the OMG thread!!

i decided that I was getting information overload on that thread and that I needed a break to think things out for myself. I still love everybody and will pop in to say hi. Actually, I'll do that right now.

Well now Miz Bev, I do believe I have the vapors :wub:

Sweet- I gave Miz Jersey Angel the vapors! (You're starting to sound like Lynne- ba ha ha ha!!!!!!!!!!!

Richard- I think my mojos been hiding out somewhere with yours. I've been sad and blue (glutened and legumed) and just tired and unmotivated. I should write a poem:

Sing to the Twelve Days of Christmas:

In the first week of November,

I accidentally ate soy.

No more mojo for me!

In the second week of November,

I had a bit of gluten.

One week of pain,

Two weeks of poop.

And no more mojo for me!

Now it's the third week of November

And I am pretty clean

After one bite of soy, two smacks with gluten

But still no more mojo for me!

To be continued


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Bev--Stupid legumes :angry: They do bad things to me too.

I hope that you're feeling better and less blue. We just can't have that :P


Patti

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"When people show you who they are, believe them"--Maya Angelou

"Bloom where you are planted"--Bev

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I'm sensing a moment of inspiration.

Check THIS out. :)

or HERE (see the wishbone pull)


Richard

"Not all who wander are lost" - J.R.R. Tolkien

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Sister also Celiac

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I shot the turkey and then I felt bad. :( Very sensitive these days.

http://humor.about.com/gi/dynamic/offsite....2002/index.html

the mermaid is my favorite...a troika!!!!!!!!!! What the heck is that or do I not even want to know. :P

can we just bump December 22nd up to November 22nd (tomorrow) maybe that would cheer me up! And I'm not talking about the O in Overstock.com


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Richard- I think my mojos been hiding out somewhere with yours. I've been sad and blue (glutened and legumed) and just tired and unmotivated.

It must be the twin thing ;)

Did we find this simultaneously? :huh::blink:

another twin moment? :o

Cheer up, at least you're not an Auxigro turkey :)


Richard

"Not all who wander are lost" - J.R.R. Tolkien

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no, no. I followed your link! that would have been weird :ph34r:

And at least I'm not a McD's chicken McNuggets turkey (uhmm...chicken I guess) with the extra oversized breasts (ever seen Super Size Me? :ph34r::ph34r::ph34r: ).

Then again, hmmm.... :P:P Then I'd need the Wonder Butt Bra for more than my butt!


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And at least I'm not a McD's chicken McNuggets turkey (uhmm...chicken I guess) with the extra oversized breasts

Whatever!!!

Do you have any idea how expensive these "oversized" bras are!!


"But then, in all honesty, if scientists don't play god, who will?"

- James Watson

My sources are unreliable, but their information is fascinating.

- Ashleigh Brilliant

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Never saw "Supersize Me" but it is on the list of thing to do before I die (of diabetes/obesity/heart failure) :o

Do you think our mojos have gone someplace warm for the winter? Mine seems to have left me while I was in Lake Placid (Brrrrr)...Maybe I (we) should be looking in warmer climes? :huh:


Richard

"Not all who wander are lost" - J.R.R. Tolkien

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Never saw "Supersize Me" but it is on the list of thing to do before I die (of diabetes/obesity/heart failure) :o

Do you think our mojos have gone someplace warm for the winter? Mine seems to have left me while I was in Lake Placid (Brrrrr)...Maybe I (we) should be looking in warmer climes? :huh:

Judging by your avatar, I think your mojo is still there, it's just hding from you. The rest of us see it just fine!!


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Judging by your avatar, I think your mojo is still there, it's just hding from you. The rest of us see it just fine!!

Awwwww :wub: So sweet of you :rolleyes:


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In case anybody wants to sing along...for 25 minutes :)

Alice's Restaurant

By Arlo Guthrie

This song is called Alice's Restaurant, and it's about Alice, and the

restaurant, but Alice's Restaurant is not the name of the restaurant,

that's just the name of the song, and that's why I called the song Alice's

Restaurant.

You can get anything you want at Alice's Restaurant

You can get anything you want at Alice's Restaurant

Walk right in it's around the back

Just a half a mile from the railroad track

You can get anything you want at Alice's Restaurant

Now it all started two Thanksgivings ago, was on - two years ago on

Thanksgiving, when my friend and I went up to visit Alice at the

restaurant, but Alice doesn't live in the restaurant, she lives in the

church nearby the restaurant, in the bell-tower, with her husband Ray and

Fasha the dog. And livin' in the bell tower like that, they got a lot of

room downstairs where the pews used to be in. Havin' all that room,

seein' as how they took out all the pews, they decided that they didn't

have to take out their garbage for a long time.

We got up there, we found all the garbage in there, and we decided it'd be

a friendly gesture for us to take the garbage down to the city dump. So

we took the half a ton of garbage, put it in the back of a red VW

microbus, took shovels and rakes and implements of destruction and headed

on toward the city dump.

Well we got there and there was a big sign and a chain across across the

dump saying, "Closed on Thanksgiving." And we had never heard of a dump

closed on Thanksgiving before, and with tears in our eyes we drove off

into the sunset looking for another place to put the garbage.

We didn't find one. Until we came to a side road, and off the side of the

side road there was another fifteen foot cliff and at the bottom of the

cliff there was another pile of garbage. And we decided that one big pile

is better than two little piles, and rather than bring that one up we

decided to throw our's down.

That's what we did, and drove back to the church, had a thanksgiving

dinner that couldn't be beat, went to sleep and didn't get up until the

next morning, when we got a phone call from officer Obie. He said, "Kid,

we found your name on an envelope at the bottom of a half a ton of

garbage, and just wanted to know if you had any information about it." And

I said, "Yes, sir, Officer Obie, I cannot tell a lie, I put that envelope

under that garbage."

After speaking to Obie for about fourty-five minutes on the telephone we

finally arrived at the truth of the matter and said that we had to go down

and pick up the garbage, and also had to go down and speak to him at the

police officer's station. So we got in the red VW microbus with the

shovels and rakes and implements of destruction and headed on toward the

police officer's station.

Now friends, there was only one or two things that Obie coulda done at

the police station, and the first was he could have given us a medal for

being so brave and honest on the telephone, which wasn't very likely, and

we didn't expect it, and the other thing was he could have bawled us out

and told us never to be see driving garbage around the vicinity again,

which is what we expected, but when we got to the police officer's station

there was a third possibility that we hadn't even counted upon, and we was

both immediately arrested. Handcuffed. And I said "Obie, I don't think I

can pick up the garbage with these handcuffs on." He said, "Shut up, kid.

Get in the back of the patrol car."

And that's what we did, sat in the back of the patrol car and drove to the

quote Scene of the Crime unquote. I want tell you about the town of

Stockbridge, Massachusets, where this happened here, they got three stop

signs, two police officers, and one police car, but when we got to the

Scene of the Crime there was five police officers and three police cars,

being the biggest crime of the last fifty years, and everybody wanted to

get in the newspaper story about it. And they was using up all kinds of

cop equipment that they had hanging around the police officer's station.

They was taking plaster tire tracks, foot prints, dog smelling prints, and

they took twenty seven eight-by-ten colour glossy photographs with circles

and arrows and a paragraph on the back of each one explaining what each

one was to be used as evidence against us. Took pictures of the approach,

the getaway, the northwest corner the southwest corner and that's not to

mention the aerial photography.

After the ordeal, we went back to the jail. Obie said he was going to put

us in the cell. Said, "Kid, I'm going to put you in the cell, I want your

wallet and your belt." And I said, "Obie, I can understand you wanting my

wallet so I don't have any money to spend in the cell, but what do you

want my belt for?" And he said, "Kid, we don't want any hangings." I

said, "Obie, did you think I was going to hang myself for littering?"

Obie said he was making sure, and friends Obie was, cause he took out the

toilet seat so I couldn't hit myself over the head and drown, and he took

out the toilet paper so I couldn't bend the bars roll out the - roll the

toilet paper out the window, slide down the roll and have an escape. Obie

was making sure, and it was about four or five hours later that Alice

(remember Alice? It's a song about Alice), Alice came by and with a few

nasty words to Obie on the side, bailed us out of jail, and we went back

to the church, had a another thanksgiving dinner that couldn't be beat,

and didn't get up until the next morning, when we all had to go to court.

We walked in, sat down, Obie came in with the twenty seven eight-by-ten

colour glossy pictures with circles and arrows and a paragraph on the back

of each one, sat down. Man came in said, "All rise." We all stood up,

and Obie stood up with the twenty seven eight-by-ten colour glossy

pictures, and the judge walked in sat down with a seeing eye dog, and he

sat down, we sat down. Obie looked at the seeing eye dog, and then at the

twenty seven eight-by-ten colour glossy pictures with circles and arrows

and a paragraph on the back of each one, and looked at the seeing eye dog.

And then at twenty seven eight-by-ten colour glossy pictures with circles

and arrows and a paragraph on the back of each one and began to cry,

'cause Obie came to the realization that it was a typical case of American

blind justice, and there wasn't nothing he could do about it, and the

judge wasn't going to look at the twenty seven eight-by-ten colour glossy

pictures with the circles and arrows and a paragraph on the back of each

one explaining what each one was to be used as evidence against us. And

we was fined $50 and had to pick up the garbage in the snow, but thats not

what I came to tell you about.

Came to talk about the draft.

They got a building down New York City, it's called Whitehall Street,

where you walk in, you get injected, inspected, detected, infected,

neglected and selected. I went down to get my physical examination one

day, and I walked in, I sat down, got good and drunk the night before, so

I looked and felt my best when I went in that morning. `Cause I wanted to

look like the all-American kid from New York City, man I wanted, I wanted

to feel like the all-, I wanted to be the all American kid from New York,

and I walked in, sat down, I was hung down, brung down, hung up, and all

kinds o' mean nasty ugly things. And I waked in and sat down and they gave

me a piece of paper, said, "Kid, see the phsychiatrist, room 604."

And I went up there, I said, "Shrink, I want to kill. I mean, I wanna, I

wanna kill. Kill. I wanna, I wanna see, I wanna see blood and gore and

guts and veins in my teeth. Eat dead burnt bodies. I mean kill, Kill,

KILL, KILL." And I started jumpin up and down yelling, "KILL, KILL," and

he started jumpin up and down with me and we was both jumping up and down

yelling, "KILL, KILL." And the sargent came over, pinned a medal on me,

sent me down the hall, said, "You're our boy."

Didn't feel too good about it.

Proceeded on down the hall gettin more injections, inspections,

detections, neglections and all kinds of stuff that they was doin' to me

at the thing there, and I was there for two hours, three hours, four

hours, I was there for a long time going through all kinds of mean nasty

ugly things and I was just having a tough time there, and they was

inspecting, injecting every single part of me, and they was leaving no

part untouched. Proceeded through, and when I finally came to the see the

last man, I walked in, walked in sat down after a whole big thing there,

and I walked up and said, "What do you want?" He said, "Kid, we only got

one question. Have you ever been arrested?"

And I proceeded to tell him the story of the Alice's Restaurant Massacre,

with full orchestration and five part harmony and stuff like that and all

the phenome... - and he stopped me right there and said, "Kid, did you ever

go to court?"

And I proceeded to tell him the story of the twenty seven eight-by-ten

colour glossy pictures with the circles and arrows and the paragraph on

the back of each one, and he stopped me right there and said, "Kid, I want

you to go and sit down on that bench that says Group W .... NOW kid!!"

And I, I walked over to the, to the bench there, and there is, Group W's

where they put you if you may not be moral enough to join the army after

committing your special crime, and there was all kinds of mean nasty ugly

looking people on the bench there. Mother rapers. Father stabbers. Father

rapers! Father rapers sitting right there on the bench next to me! And

they was mean and nasty and ugly and horrible crime-type guys sitting on the

bench next to me. And the meanest, ugliest, nastiest one, the meanest

father raper of them all, was coming over to me and he was mean 'n' ugly

'n' nasty 'n' horrible and all kind of things and he sat down next to me

and said, "Kid, whad'ya get?" I said, "I didn't get nothing, I had to pay

$50 and pick up the garbage." He said, "What were you arrested for, kid?"

And I said, "Littering." And they all moved away from me on the bench

there, and the hairy eyeball and all kinds of mean nasty things, till I

said, "And creating a nuisance." And they all came back, shook my hand,

and we had a great time on the bench, talkin about crime, mother stabbing,

father raping, all kinds of groovy things that we was talking about on the

bench. And everything was fine, we was smoking cigarettes and all kinds of

things, until the Sargeant came over, had some paper in his hand, held it

up and said.

"Kids, this-piece-of-paper's-got-47-words-37-sentences-58-words-we-wanna-

know-details-of-the-crime-time-of-the-crime-and-any-other-kind-of-thing-

you-gotta-say-pertaining-to-and-about-the-crime-I-want-to-know-arresting-

officer's-name-and-any-other-kind-of-thing-you-gotta-say", and talked for

forty-five minutes and nobody understood a word that he said, but we had

fun filling out the forms and playing with the pencils on the bench there,

and I filled out the massacre with the four part harmony, and wrote it

down there, just like it was, and everything was fine and I put down the

pencil, and I turned over the piece of paper, and there, there on the

other side, in the middle of the other side, away from everything else on

the other side, in parentheses, capital letters, quotated, read the

following words:

("KID, HAVE YOU REHABILITATED YOURSELF?")

I went over to the sargent, said, "Sargeant, you got a lot a damn gall to

ask me if I've rehabilitated myself, I mean, I mean, I mean that just, I'm

sittin' here on the bench, I mean I'm sittin here on the Group W bench

'cause you want to know if I'm moral enough join the army, burn women,

kids, houses and villages after bein' a litterbug." He looked at me and

said, "Kid, we don't like your kind, and we're gonna send you fingerprints

off to Washington."

And friends, somewhere in Washington enshrined in some little folder, is a

study in black and white of my fingerprints. And the only reason I'm

singing you this song now is cause you may know somebody in a similar

situation, or you may be in a similar situation, and if your in a

situation like that there's only one thing you can do and that's walk into

the shrink wherever you are ,just walk in say "Shrink, You can get

anything you want, at Alice's restaurant.". And walk out. You know, if

one person, just one person does it they may think he's really sick and

they won't take him. And if two people, two people do it, in harmony,

they may think they're both faggots and they won't take either of them.

And three people do it, three, can you imagine, three people walking in

singin a bar of Alice's Restaurant and walking out. They may think it's an

organization. And can you, can you imagine fifty people a day,I said

fifty people a day walking in singin a bar of Alice's Restaurant and

walking out. And friends they may thinks it's a movement.

And that's what it is , the Alice's Restaurant Anti-Massacre Movement, and

all you got to do to join is sing it the next time it come's around on the

guitar.

With feeling. So we'll wait for it to come around on the guitar, here and

sing it when it does. Here it comes.

You can get anything you want, at Alice's Restaurant

You can get anything you want, at Alice's Restaurant

Walk right in it's around the back

Just a half a mile from the railroad track

You can get anything you want, at Alice's Restaurant

That was horrible. If you want to end war and stuff you got to sing loud.

I've been singing this song now for twenty five minutes. I could sing it

for another twenty five minutes. I'm not proud... or tired.

So we'll wait till it comes around again, and this time with four part

harmony and feeling.

We're just waitin' for it to come around is what we're doing.

All right now.

You can get anything you want, at Alice's Restaurant

Excepting Alice

You can get anything you want, at Alice's Restaurant

Walk right in it's around the back

Just a half a mile from the railroad track

You can get anything you want, at Alice's Restaurant

Da da da da da da da dum

At Alice's Restaurant

©1966,1967 (Renewed) by Appleseed Music Inc. All Rights Reserved.

:)

Happy Thanksgiving everybody!


Richard

"Not all who wander are lost" - J.R.R. Tolkien

Diagnosed 3/8/05

Sister also Celiac

Risus remedium optimum est

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Sing to the Twelve Days of Christmas:

In the first week of November,

I accidentally ate soy.

No more mojo for me!

In the second week of November,

I had a bit of gluten.

One week of pain,

Two weeks of poop.

And no more mojo for me!

Now it's the third week of November

And I am pretty clean

After one bite of soy, two smacks with gluten

But still no more mojo for me!

To be continued

Bev.......excellent song :lol: So sorry about your lost mojo, mine has been gone for about two weeks or so also. Maybe they ARE in the Maldive's, with Richard's...... :huh:

Whatever!!!

Do you have any idea how expensive these "oversized" bras are!!

Um, I really do not. Do you have any idea how hard it is to find a 38 A bra?????????????? :angry::angry::angry: Yup, wide lats and no boobs. I am SO getting some fake ones....... :rolleyes::lol::lol::P

Richard......I am confused about your "song." Please clarify, I don't have enough mojo to understand nor enough stamina to read the whole thing. :blink:

OMG, you HAVE to watch Supersize Me......it is dull for about the first 20 minutes and then quite hilarious.

I got nothin' else.....very slow today. :huh:

p.s. when I opened that kill the turkey game, my Annie dog went crazy from the noise, ran over here, her head on my thigh, whimpering and whining and quite stirred up from the noise of the bird :lol::lol::lol:


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"I like nonsense. It wakes up the brain cells." ~Dr. Seuss

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Bev.......excellent song :lol: So sorry about your lost mojo, mine has been gone for about two weeks or so also. Maybe they ARE in the Maldive's, with Richard's...... :huh:

Um, I really do not. Do you have any idea how hard it is to find a 38 A bra?????????????? :angry::angry::angry: Yup, wide lats and no boobs. I am SO getting some fake ones....... :rolleyes::lol::lol::P

Richard......I am confused about your "song." Please clarify, I don't have enough mojo to understand nor enough stamina to read the whole thing. :blink:

OMG, you HAVE to watch Supersize Me......it is dull for about the first 20 minutes and then quite hilarious.

I got nothin' else.....very slow today. :huh:

p.s. when I opened that kill the turkey game, my Annie dog went crazy from the noise, ran over here, her head on my thigh, whimpering and whining and quite stirred up from the noise of the bird :lol::lol::lol:

:huh:

You can get anything you want, at Alice's Restaurant

Excepting Alice

You can get anything you want, at Alice's Restaurant

Walk right in it's around the back

Just a half a mile from the railroad track

You can get anything you want, at Alice's Restaurant

You are unfamiliar with this Thanksgiving tradition? :huh::o

This song by Arlo Guthrie wanders and rambles for some 18 minutes. Radio stations across the globe play it on Thanksgiving. The song is a true story about events of a Thanksgiving some 40 odd years ago, and the repercussions on Mr. Guthrie's life thereafter. It's quite funny to listen to. Turn on your radio tomorrow, and chances are you'll here it at some point. I can't believe it has eluded you to this point! :o

Have a happy turkey day! (And keep your mitts off the turkey's DD's :P )

You can hear an interview/background on the story here: http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=5028273

Click on the "listen" button


Richard

"Not all who wander are lost" - J.R.R. Tolkien

Diagnosed 3/8/05

Sister also Celiac

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OMG you mean that really was the actual SONG? all those rambling paragraphs? :blink: I knew there was a song called Alice's Restaurant by Guthrie, just never knew it went on forever and am quite sure I"ve never heard it in its entirety.....I"ll be looking for it tomorrow.

um, not sure if they'll even play it here.....we have about half Spanish stations and then country and then lots of boom-boom nonsense (I think they call it Rap) :lol::lol::lol:


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"I like nonsense. It wakes up the brain cells." ~Dr. Seuss

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Do you think our mojos have gone someplace warm for the winter? Mine seems to have left me while I was in Lake Placid (Brrrrr)...Maybe I (we) should be looking in warmer climes? :huh:

I'll look for all missing mojos when I'm cruising in the Caribbean starting next week! :P

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Whatever!!!

Do you have any idea how expensive these "oversized" bras are!!

Oh my god- Jestgar- I always thought you wre a guy! I'm right with Susie Q in the A section. Susie- I am the boob nazi- no boobs for you! Wonder Bras can do miracles ( as can duct tape- just hurts to pull it off).

I LOVE Alice's Restaurant!!!!!!!!!!!! Sooooo awesome!

Donna- Please look for the missing mojos of DingoGirl, TricticusToxicum and Mtndog in the carribbean on your cruise - you lucky girl! If you find them and they are relaxing on the beach drinking pina coladas, TELL THEM to STAY RIGHT where they are until we get there!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :P


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Beverly

Gluten free since 2005

In the midst of winter, I found there was within me an invincible summer.

Albert Careb

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Donna- Please look for the missing mojos of DingoGirl, TricticusToxicum and Mtndog in the carribbean on your cruise - you lucky girl! If you find them and they are relaxing on the beach drinking pina coladas, TELL THEM to STAY RIGHT where they are until we get there!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :P

You got it sister!

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Oh my god- Jestgar- I always thought you wre a guy! I'm right with Susie Q in the A section. Susie- I am the boob nazi- no boobs for you! Wonder Bras can do miracles ( as can duct tape- just hurts to pull it off).

I LOVE Alice's Restaurant!!!!!!!!!!!! Sooooo awesome!

Donna- Please look for the missing mojos of DingoGirl, TricticusToxicum and Mtndog in the carribbean on your cruise - you lucky girl! If you find them and they are relaxing on the beach drinking pina coladas, TELL THEM to STAY RIGHT where they are until we get there!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :P

BEV - - - - I AM GITTIN' ME SOME BOOBS!!!!!!!!!! :lol::lol::lol: At least my mom and I are going to Victoria's Secret to get the fake inserts.........

Maybe our mojo's are hanging out with Tom and Katie and Baby Suri.....I hope our mojo's don't become Scientologists while they're there...... :lol::lol::lol: cracking myself up!!!

Bev - - - have a happy day, I know you miss your mom so much......will you be spending it with your dad? Have a great day, whatever you do,

and Happy Thanksgiving to everyone :)


SUSIE

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"I like nonsense. It wakes up the brain cells." ~Dr. Seuss

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Speaking of boobs, I was always a C until I went gluten-free. Now, I'm a D--and I actually weigh less! :o:ph34r::blink::lol:

Of course Jestgar is a girl! :D


Patti

"Life is what happens while you're busy making other plans"

"When people show you who they are, believe them"--Maya Angelou

"Bloom where you are planted"--Bev

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Speaking of boobs, I was always a C until I went gluten-free. Now, I'm a D--and I actually weigh less! :o:ph34r::blink::lol:

HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE and why didn't it happen to me??? :o:huh::lol::lol::lol:


SUSIE

Diagnosed January 2006

"I like nonsense. It wakes up the brain cells." ~Dr. Seuss

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I'll look for all missing mojos when I'm cruising in the Caribbean starting next week! :P

<_< <---jealous scowl :P

Do NOT - I REPEAT - DO NOT Approach my mojo if you think you recognize it. It startles easily and is not housebroken, so you do the math. :blink: If you do spot ot in the tropics, it may be cavorting sans clothes :huh::o with an umbrella drink in a coconut shell. Please report any sightings to the local authorities and let them figure out how to handle it. :huh:

...you could also mention that I miss it terribly, and that there is a warm apple pie awaiting its return. If you see it with the ladies' mojos tell it I understand and won't wait up :P

HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE and why didn't it happen to me??? :o:huh::lol::lol::lol:

The same thing has happened to me :ph34r::o

Oh wait, that's my gut that has gotten bigger :P

My favorite plastic surgery procedure is where they suck the fat out of one's "trunk" and re-deposit it up under the hood. That's what i call recycling. :P Waste not want not! 2 fer 1 special!


Richard

"Not all who wander are lost" - J.R.R. Tolkien

Diagnosed 3/8/05

Sister also Celiac

Risus remedium optimum est

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Of course Jestgar is a girl! :D

Yeah! Dagnabbit! I'd chase y'all down and slap you around for saying otherwise if I didn't think I'd fall on my face as soon as I leaned forward to start running!!


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My sources are unreliable, but their information is fascinating.

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Yeah! Dagnabbit! I'd chase y'all down and slap you around for saying otherwise if I didn't think I'd fall on my face as soon as I leaned forward to start running!!

Ba ha ha ha ha- now you sound like Rusla! :P:P:P

Dingo- I'm telling you ALL the supermodels use duct tape!!!! I did it once for Halloween and June was busting out all over! :lol:

Do NOT - I REPEAT - DO NOT Approach my mojo if you think you recognize it. It startles easily and is not housebroken, so you do the math. :blink: If you do spot ot in the tropics, it may be cavorting sans clothes :huh::o with an umbrella drink in a coconut shell. Please report any sightings to the local authorities and let them figure out how to handle it. :huh:

...you could also mention that I miss it terribly, and that there is a warm apple pie awaiting its return. If you see it with the ladies' mojos tell it I understand and won't wait up :P

The same thing has happened to me :ph34r::o

My favorite plastic surgery procedure is where they suck the fat out of one's "trunk" and re-deposit it up under the hood. That's what i call recycling. :P Waste not want not! 2 fer 1 special!

Another :lol::lol::lol::lol:

You KNOW, if your mojo is smart, as I suspect it is, it's totally cavorting with ouor mojos! But it's OK because your mojo and my mojo are sister and brother, the only mojo I fear for is Susie's. I hope it's drinking heavily! :P

I'm going to name my Mojo. It's Roxanne. If you see Roxanne Mojo- tell her I have fudge, located the trampoline and am willing to drink cosmos if she will come back. I'll even get her a puppy!


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Beverly

Gluten free since 2005

In the midst of winter, I found there was within me an invincible summer.

Albert Careb

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