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blueeyedmanda Community Regular

We are defintely the best when it comes to comedy :)

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Bev! Why do you keep driving by? You must park and stay for a while...though I think I know your very wise strategy: if you just slow down, but don't brake completely, the vortex isn't quite able to suck you in. :lol:

OMG- was driving by because I was in a wretched way this week....not sure what happened (gluten, Lyme?virus? combo deal of 2? all 3?)0 but there was NO TURKEY for me on Thanksgiving! It's still in the fridge waiting to be cooked! Alas, do not feel too bad for me as I was able to ressurect in time to kick my heels up last night at my 40th birthday party (sis and hubby threw it for me :D )

Let's just say that the party was kind of like what I imagine would happen if we all got together for a cocktail party :ph34r::lol::ph34r: It's frightening but i have realized you guys are a lot like my friends in "real" life!

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The puking was ginormously heinous, but thank gawd, it was short-lived. We ended up having our Thanksgiving on Friday instead, and it was all good.

I did go out shopping on Friday- just couldn't miss it. I left the house at 3:15am! :blink: Met friends at Kohl's at 4. We also went to Walmart and Target, each of which had about a half dozen cops hanging out in the front.... presumably to keep people from mauling each other over 42 inch plasma TVs. :rolleyes:

PS- When will the body fluids end???

PPS- Emily, my hubby wanted me to tell you and your dad how much he loved YCDTOT. I remember watching it a lot, but he was a HUGE fan. :D

Ahhh.... you said GINORMOUSLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I use that word all the time

Sorry you had to use it in regards to puking. I would imagine the yeti passing gas would also be about ginormously heinous.

Nikki- LURVE the new avatar! BUMBLES BOUNCE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Nikki, is that the yeti's brother in your avatar?

Bev, I'm glad you had a fun birthday party? So, what are we? Your fake friends in your fake life?

Excellent theory Emily!!....but WAIT...It's not *me* who has celiac disease :blink: ....maybe I've got the genes but NOT the coeliac eh??? ;):lol:

Nope, no celiac genes here .... maybe that's why I'm not that funny ....

I have officially broken in my kitchen. Thanksgiving was the first dinner. Today was the first brunch. :) I made a frittata, pancakes, hash browns, and bacon for 8! :) We moved into it last Wednesday night.

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Carla so excited about the new kitchen, I bet you are so glad that is all finished too :)

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We're still painting....

Ahhhhh, I certainly don't envy you; painting can be such a big job! I think Patti needs the Yeti next to help her with her home improvements.

I have a funny painting story, although it certainly wasn't too funny at the time. When my fiance and I first moved into our house a little less than two years ago we wanted to paint some rooms. One day while painting, we had a hammer out for some reason and I made the mistake of leaving it lying on the floor.

It all started when I accidentally stepped on the claw of the hammer. I yelped and Ryan ran over to me and tripped over the paint can in the process. So the paint spilled all over and Ryan ended up falling on this outstretched arm and separated his shoulder.

So our home renovation got interrupted with a trip to the ER -- me for stitches in the bottom of my foot and Ryan for a shoulder immobilizer. And we got a bunch of paint on our carpet! We had been contemplating changing that carpet anyway so now we were really committed to saving up our money for new carpet in that room. It took us a few days to be able to laugh about it but it's a pretty funny story to tell people now.

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ohhh Alex :) funny though :)

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Amanda!!!.... :rolleyes: .....GAD!, you don't need to remind me how acrid yeti wind can be!!!!!

she said "acrid yeti wind." :lol: that just cracked me up. It's about as acrid, maybe less, methinks, than Acrid Aging Dingo Wind. good gawd, Stinker really can let 'em loose......and the stench is.........beyond words. :huh:

I did go out shopping on Friday- just couldn't miss it. I left the house at 3:15am!

:blink: Susie cannot, simply canNOT, compute this sentence. "left teh house at 3:15 am." what the hell???????????????????????? Sometimes that's when I finally fall asleep......... :lol:

Tonight John and I went out to meet my college friends which we do every few weeks when our schedules premit a get-together. So we did dinner at Outback and then we had plans to go to The Collisieum which is a bar with video games and bowling and such....there were so many people we just went down the road to the Actual bowling Alley and had a blast. There were 6 of us. I had two vodka and orange juices....which is alot for me...I could feel my tpsyness by the time we were bowling our second game.

This sounds like so much fun! And tipsy on two vodka and oj's - - - would love to see it. :lol:

I understand about lowering your expectations....I really do. I'm sorry that you've been so down, but glad to see you smile a little. :) Shopping in your PJ's--good thinking, that way you can slip right back into bed when you get home :P

:lol: well, they WERE my traveling pj's, ya know. I was presentable. Unshowered and ball cap on. I was so sad though, so I had to disguise that and pretend that I was not. :huh: But yes, efficiency in shopping in the pj's. :lol:

Patti - the painting. never ends. I am STILL not finished painting my house. that yeti is useless, sits on his furry arse and drinks all the cheap red wine.

He has celiac, and I have a theory that gluten issues bring, along with all of the GI and neurological problems, a uniquely sharp, brilliant sense of humour. So many of the celiac members on this forum (paricularly we Sillies, but many elsewhere I've noticed who we're probably regularly scaring off) are funny as hell. I marvel at the wit of so many on here. I propose that it's a positive effect of the antibodies. Kind of like humoUrous brain fog... :lol:

an interesting theory you posit. Must look into this. I am willing to bet my entire (paltry) empire (ha ha) that NO ONE on any celiac thread is as funny as we are. NO ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!

alas, recently I"ve been corresponding with this woman who is the owner/founder of a line of YUMMY YUMMY YUMMY gluten-free lotions and potions in S. (or is it North?) Carolina..........her emails make me guffaw out loud. (note to self - need to post a link to her products - they are delicious and guaranteed and reasonably priced and I LOVE this woman!!!!!!!!!) She is SO silly that I may recruit her for this thread...........reminds me of one of US. :lol:

Let's just say that the party was kind of like what I imagine would happen if we all got together for a cocktail party It's frightening but i have realized you guys are a lot like my friends in "real" life!

:rolleyes: OMG.......one day........someday..........."there's aaaaaaaaaaaaa plaaaaaaaaaaace for usssssssssssss...........somewhere a plaaaaaaaaaaaace for us.........."

So glad you had fun - - alas, 'twould have been MUCH FUNNER if your sillies had been there in real life..............gah.......................... :P

It all started when I accidentally stepped on the claw of the hammer. I yelped and Ryan ran over to me and tripped over the paint can in the process. So the paint spilled all over and Ryan ended up falling on this outstretched arm and separated his shoulder.

:o good gawd Alex, a painting heinosity! Glad you can laugh about it now.........

I just spent 2.5 hours cleaning my garage. This has lifted my spirits entirely.

:) :) :):)

now onto the back yard.

I am feeling ever-so-slightly better. Not quite rambunctious and flagrantly silly yet, but better.

I love my sillies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Susie, I don't get it either .... 3AM is about when I wake up and take the other half of the Ambien .... but, shopping? But then again, cleaning the garage lifted your spirits? A clean garage would lift my spirits, but not if I had to do it! :lol:

Alex, :lol:

Carla so excited about the new kitchen, I bet you are so glad that is all finished too :)

It's not quite finished ... still some painting and misc. things .... some of the lighting is not in yet .... some of the detail carpentry work ... but, yeah, it's a thrill to have it!

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she said "acrid yeti wind." :lol: that just cracked me up. It's about as acrid, maybe less, methinks, than Acrid Aging Dingo Wind. good gawd, Stinker really can let 'em loose......and the stench is.........beyond words. :huh:

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Angus has acrid wind too!!!!!!!!! 2 minutes ago I asked Kurt if he farted cuz it was stinky!!!!!!!!!!!

Carla- Yes, shhhhh.....you guys are my fake friends in my fake life but keep it down. I'm actually chuck norris but sometimes it's really hard to be me. I just wanna be silly but the minute I get a twinkle in my eye everyone hits the deck expecting a roundhouse kick. :P Except the yeti- he likes it. He says that it just feels like a little tickle. :huh:

Susie- I go out in my pj's.....hey- it's all the rage in college!

But ugh....3 am NO WAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I went to Target at 6:30 on Black Friday because I couldn't fall back to sleep forgetting that the stores open early because PEOPLE ARE INSANE!!!!!!!!! And in Massachusetts, they are evil drivers- you all know we are called Mass%$@#s, right? Good drivers, but agressive and parking space competition fierce :ph34r:

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:lol:

Mass%$@#s.

:lol: :lol: :lol:

I did not know. excellent.

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A 3 am shopping excursion is inconceivable to me! :huh: Here I was shaking my head at the Crazy Canucks who were heading to the bridge for 5 am on Friday to get in on early-morning bargains... :rolleyes:

HEINOUS!!

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Helllllooooooo Everyone!!

We're Back . . . and I'm still full!!

Had 20 for dinner and tons of help so it wasn't too bad. Highlights of the trip (OK - lowlights - just need to rag a bit): Dad likes the thermostat set to 82 (insert sweaty emoticon). Everytime dad gets up at night to use the bathroom, someone (most of the time, me, so that mom could have a break) has to let the dog out, too (insert superfluous wee emoticon). This occurs 3 to 4 times a night. Still have my sinous infection. Had to put up all of their Christmas decorations. OK . . . exhausted and full.

I'm not doing any quoting . . . been too long since I've posted. I'll just comment on what I remember.

No celiac here either - although I've never been tested. I suppose it's my turn. I was pretty sure that it came from my husbands side of the family based on the number of people on that side with digestive issues.

Also, Susie, you are cordially invited to join my family. We don't require being born into or marrying into the family to join. Requirements are a sense of humor and tolerance to heat and excessive dog wee.

At my Mom&Dad's 50th wedding anniversary, we all stayed at a lodge at a State Park in Illinois. We took over the small lodge bar on a Friday night. We "adopted" the only stranger brave enough to enter the bar. We introduced him as our cousin Steve. If it was someone from my Dad's side, we told them he was from Mom's side and vice versa. Great innebriated fun was had by all that night. Here's the quote from the bartender: "This was just about the best night I've ever had. Almost as good as when the Dept of Defense guys were here." :huh::lol::lol:

No shopping here. Read about it in the paper and was amazed. My niece went later in the day - just because she needed a few things. She thought she went late enough (to WalMart) to miss the mess, but apparently it was still going on. She said she couldn't believe how mean people were . . . they totally had lost their manners.

Mass%$@#s :lol::lol: My best buddy just moved to MA from Cinti. She said she was looking forward to driving with people who know how :lol::lol: I think she'll fit right in!!

Nice avs!

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Yay, Janet's back! :D

Ok ya'll, in my defense.... You can't think of it as getting up heinously early to go shopping. I loathe getting up early, and am totally a night person. It was more like getting up in the middle of the night, sneaking out into the cold, moonlit dark- on your way to an ADVENTURE! That's my story, and I'm stickin' to it! :P

We decorated for Christmas this weekend, which made me feel really good. The past few years, I've getting everything like that done late-- so it's feels great to be on top of things for once. And of course, the kids were ecstatic!

BTW, I finally went to freerice.com, and it IS soooo addictive! I love it. I've gotten up to level 45, but I don't stay there long. ;)

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I'm back! You haven't scared me off...yet.

Honestly, I couldn't tell you if I was glutinized over Thanksgiving or not...one of the downsides of having DH. However, gluten or not, I did have some amazing ratatouille, grilled salmon, turkey, green beans, and sweet peas. :wub:

As soon as my cousin wears down from all the stalking loving emails, I'll let you in on the amazing ratatouille recipe.

My birthday was lovely, thank you. I did get a rather interesting voice mail from one of my best friends wishing me a happy birthday and calling my phone a call girl...she's a special one. :wacko:

As in "I'll have a Diet Pepsi with a splash of Mountain Dew?" . . . so you like mixed drinks, huh?

Happy Birthday on Friday! :D . . . and for your Birthday dinner, you can have leftover turkey and taters! <_<

My future in-laws love me, so we went to Carrabba's for lunch. Yum!

Then we went shopping. Honestly, I think that it should be called "Black Weekend."

joyful-we use the brm to make chocolate cakes and they are DELICIOUS! hopefully yours is as well!

Again, the future in-laws love me. ;)

Cup cakes with home made gluten free icing that tastes like an instant heart attack.

Welcome JoyfulM.... has anyone told you about Hell Week here? You GET the yeti and have to measure his inseam and take him shopping with you on Black Friday for new pants!!!!!!!!!! :D

It's funny..........really!

Until I realized that the yeti had been accounted for, I was almost positive that I saw him at the Wal-Mart in Asheville Saturday. It might have been a large mountain man with a mullet, though. Hmm.

alas, recently I"ve been corresponding with this woman who is the owner/founder of a line of YUMMY YUMMY YUMMY gluten-free lotions and potions in S. (or is it North?) Carolina..........her emails make me guffaw out loud. (note to self - need to post a link to her products - they are delicious and guaranteed and reasonably priced and I LOVE this woman!!!!!!!!!) She is SO silly that I may recruit her for this thread...........reminds me of one of US. :lol:

Hook me up! South Carolina or North Carolina, either works!

Ok, I've been pulling a Susie for the past two hours :ph34r::blink: Back to the social psychology paper! gawd

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Until I realized that the yeti had been accounted for, I was almost positive that I saw him at the Wal-Mart in Asheville Saturday. It might have been a large mountain man with a mullet, though. Hmm.

WOOHOO, you were up near my neck of the woods! :D Asheville's only a couple hours or so from me. :P We used to live a lot closer when my hubby was going to Appalachian State University in Boone.

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I must peruse the other celiac message boards to further test my theory.

NO EMILY NO!!!!!!!!!!!!

Come back to MEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Nikki, is that the yeti's brother in your avatar?

It is :D .......he is much more layed back

I have officially broken in my kitchen. Thanksgiving was the first dinner. Today was the first brunch. :) I made a frittata, pancakes, hash browns, and bacon for 8! :) We moved into it last Wednesday night.

Sounds delicious, and it's looking great in your av - I'll be over later (plus I want to gaze at your Aga!!! :lol: )

It all started when I accidentally stepped on the claw of the hammer. I yelped and Ryan ran over to me and tripped over the paint can in the process. So the paint spilled all over and Ryan ended up falling on this outstretched arm and separated his shoulder.

Ouch!!!...but :lol:

Acrid Aging Dingo Wind.

Nasty!!!

:lol: well, they WERE my traveling pj's, ya know. I was presentable.

Oh thank gawd!!!....for a second there I thought you went out in the old favoUrites.....you know...the one's with the holes

that yeti is useless, sits on his furry arse and drinks all the cheap red wine.

Can't tell you how many trips to the bottle bank I had to make when he was with me :rolleyes:

rambunctious and flagrantly silly

:lol::lol: you so are using words like that !!! :D

Here I was shaking my head at the Crazy Canucks who were heading to the bridge

OMG !!!! :o They let you people cross the border?!?!?!?!?

We decorated for Christmas this weekend, which made me feel really good. The past few years, I've getting everything like that done late-- so it's feels great to be on top of things for once. And of course, the kids were ecstatic!

BAH!!!!! (jealous of your 'on topeness' <_< )

OMG!...got busted for too many quotes !!!!

...but would like to add how proud I am of JoyfulM for 'pulling a Susie' ;):lol:

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OMG!...got busted for too many quotes !!!!

Wow! I didn't know you could do that! I knew about overemoticonizing but not excessive quotifying. Huh, learn something new everyday . . . guess I'm done for today.

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Wow! I didn't know you could do that! I knew about overemoticonizing but not excessive quotifying. Huh, learn something new everyday . . . guess I'm done for today.

Mornin' Sillies!

Okay, I need to work something out. You'll have to bear with me, as it's a technical matter, and I'm too lazy to move over to the technical section (and you guys will answer me in so much more entertaining a fashion...so there)! I still cannot get the hang of putting more than one quote in a post. I do the first one, then type a response, then go to add the second quote and it comes up as a whole new post. Duuuuhhhhh....I'm soooconfused... :rolleyes:

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Goodness, I was so distraced by my technical issues...

Welcome back, Janet! Somehow it's comforting to know that others struggle to stay even a short time with parents who have significant thermostat issues...

Welcome back, Joyful! You don't scare easily...excellent! A late Happy Birthday... :)

And no, I haven't hit any other celiac message boards as yet...maybe I'm too askeert...or faithful...or lazy?

:rolleyes:<_<

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WOOHOO, you were up near my neck of the woods! :D Asheville's only a couple hours or so from me. :P We used to live a lot closer when my hubby was going to Appalachian State University in Boone.

My boyfriend's family is in Old Fort (or Old Fart, depending on whose talking)

Mornin' Sillies!

Okay, I need to work something out. You'll have to bear with me, as it's a technical matter, and I'm too lazy to move over to the technical section (and you guys will answer me in so much more entertaining a fashion...so there)! I still cannot get the hang of putting more than one quote in a post. I do the first one, then type a response, then go to add the second quote and it comes up as a whole new post. Duuuuhhhhh....I'm soooconfused... :rolleyes:

I just click "quote" at the bottom of the posts I want to quote.

I'm still not done with that paper :angry: Do I have to go to class today?

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Morning All!

Welcome to another silly day in Sillyville.....sad when you have to think how to spell that!

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Mornin' Sillies!

Okay, I need to work something out. You'll have to bear with me, as it's a technical matter, and I'm too lazy to move over to the technical section (and you guys will answer me in so much more entertaining a fashion...so there)! I still cannot get the hang of putting more than one quote in a post. I do the first one, then type a response, then go to add the second quote and it comes up as a whole new post. Duuuuhhhhh....I'm soooconfused... :rolleyes:

I just click "quote" at the bottom of the posts I want to quote.

As you leisurely peruse the comic stylings of your favoUrite sillies, click quote on each and everyone that you would like to respond to before hitting the reply button. All of them will be listed and then you can cut and paste like a kindergartner!

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I'm still not done with that paper :angry: Do I have to go to class today?

Well, of course not! But I'm pretty sure staying home to chat with the sillies will be considered an unexcused absence. Now, if you can somehow sustain a concusion . . . didn't happen to play Sunday Night Football, did ya?

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Mornin' Sillies!

Okay, I need to work something out. You'll have to bear with me, as it's a technical matter, and I'm too lazy to move over to the technical section (and you guys will answer me in so much more entertaining a fashion...so there)! I still cannot get the hang of putting more than one quote in a post. I do the first one, then type a response, then go to add the second quote and it comes up as a whole new post. Duuuuhhhhh....I'm soooconfused... :rolleyes:

Emily (you poor confused silly)

As you're reading, hit "quote" on any posts you want to comment on--the "quote" box will turn red, and just continue on hitting "quote" until you get to the end of the thread--then hit "add reply" and all the posts will appear in the box. Yoyu can then respond to any and all--after the "quote" on each, of course.

I just confused myself :blink::lol:

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      Hello, I am a 45 year old mom, who was diagnosed at 29 with Celiac. My now 14 year old son was diagnosed just before his 4th birthday. Needless to say, we are old pros with the diet. He was experiencing some issues, overall health took a major plummet a year ago, and through a bit of work, was diagnosed with EOE. Tried diet alone, but his follow up endoscopy didn't show the improvements his DR. wanted to see, so I tried the medication. (Steroid). He became extremely backed up, and they had him taking Miralax daily. His health plummeted. He is a straight A honor's 8th grader who plays club soccer very competitively. His health continued to decline and at 13 had a colonoscopy and another upper gi. (He was still compacted even with the prep). I finally pulled him off all meds and mira lax, after reading much negative literature online, and put him on a gut detox diet and took him to a nutrition response dr. Finally things have improved. However...over a year later and he is having relapse stomach pain, debilitating stomach pain. Missing a day of school a week, to three this week. This is where we downward spiral with him. He says it doesn't feel the same as when he has gotten backed up before. He is eating prunes, taking his supplements, drinking water...all of the things. Yet, he is feeling horrible. Pain is abdomen, headache, lethargy, diarrhea . He is on a strict gluten dairy, egg free diet. He has adapted well in regards to diet. But I feel like we are missing something here. He is too active, too outgoing to be feeling sick all of the time. His Bilirubin is constantly high. His white blood count always runs slightly low. His vitamin D was very low last time he ran tests, (last month) when he was sick for a week. His celiac markers show negative, so it isn't that. His last endoscopy showed no Eosinaphils in his esophagus.  I have taken him to multiple Ped. Gastro specialists. They run tests, and we get zero answers. I meticulously go through labs, hoping to make some sense and maybe catch something. Any thoughts or ideas would greatly be appreciated. 
    • trents
      But if you have been off of wheat for a period of weeks/months leading up to the testing it will likely turn out to be negative for celiac disease, even if you actually have celiac disease. Given your symptoms when consuming gluten, we certainly understand your reluctance to undergo  the "gluten challenge" before testing but you need to understand that the testing may be a waste of time if you don't. What are you going to do if it is negative for celiac disease? Are you going to go back to merrily eating wheat/barley/rye products while living in pain and destroying your health? You will be in a conundrum. Do I or do I not? And you will likely have a difficult time being consistent with your diet. Celiac disease causes inflammation to the small bowel villous lining when gluten containing grains are consumed. This inflammation produces certain antibodies that can be detected in the blood after they reach a certain level, which takes weeks or months after the onset of the disease. If gluten is stopped or drastically reduced, the inflammation begins to decrease and so do the antibodies. Before long, their low levels are not detectable by testing and the antibody blood tests done for diagnosing celiac disease will be negative. Over time, this inflammation wears down the billions of microscopic, finger-like projections that make up the lining and form the nutrient absorbing layer of the small bowel where all the nutrition in our food is absorbed. As the villi bet worn down, vitamin and mineral deficiencies typically develop because absorption is compromised. An endoscopy with biopsy of the small bowel lining to microscopically examine this damage is usually the second stage of celiac disease diagnosis. However, when people cut out gluten or cut back on it significantly ahead of time before the biopsy is done, the villous lining has already experienced some healing and the microscopic examination may be negative or inconclusive. I'm not trying to tell you what to do I just want you to understand what the consequences of going gluten free ahead of testing are as far as test results go so that you will either not waste your time in having the tests done or will be prepared for negative test results and the impact that will have on your dietary decisions. And, who are these "consultants" you keep talking about and what are their qualifications? You are in the unenviable position that many who joint this forum have found themselves in. Namely, having begun a gluten free diet before getting a proper diagnosis but unwilling to enter into the gluten challenge for valid testing because of the severity of the symptoms it would cause them.
    • Fluka66
      Thank you very much for your reply. I hadn't heard of celiac disease but began to notice a pattern of pain. I've been on the floor more than once with agonising pain but this was always put down to another abdominal problem consequently I've been on a roundabout of backwards and forwards with another consultant for many years. I originally questioned this diagnosis but was assured it was the reason for my pain. Many years later the consultant gave up and I had a new GP. I started to cut out certain food types ,reading packets then really started to cut out wheat and went lactose free. After a month I reintroduced these in one meal and ended screaming in agony the tearing and bloating pain. With this info and a swollen lymph node in my neck I went back to the GP.  I have a referral now . I have also found out that acidic food is causing the terrible pain . My thoughts are this is irritating any ulcers. I'm hoping that after a decade the outlook isn't all bad. My blood test came back with a high marker but I didn't catch what it was. My GP and I have agreed that I won't go back on wheat just for the test due to the pain , my swollen lymph node and blood test results.  Trying to remain calm for the referral and perhaps needed to be more forceful all those years ago but I'm not assertive and consultants can be overwhelming. Many thanks for your reply . Wishing you all the best.
    • Moodiefoodie
      Wow! Fascinating info. Thanks so much! I really appreciate the guidance. @Spacepanther Over the years I have had rheumatologists do full lab work ups on me. They told me they had screened me for arthritis, lupus, and Lyme disease (all negative). In addition to joint pain and stiffness I had swelling in both knees that later moved to my elbow as well.  I also experience stiffness and pain in my neck and shoulders when it flares. I vomited fairly often growing up, but there wasn’t a real pattern to it and I didn’t know it wasn’t normal (thought people caught stomach viruses often).  I don’t usually have stomach symptoms immediately after eating gluten that I notice.  The only other joint condition I know of is fibromyalgia. Good luck! Hope you can get it figured out. I only assumed my joint symptoms were due to the celiac’s because it is under control for the most part on a gluten-free diet.  The rheumatologist also mentioned that some inflammatory/autoimmune diseases can be slow-moving and not detectable until they progress.
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