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The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original


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blueeyedmanda Community Regular
SquatsWifDingos is, in fact, Susie's boyfriend. We are a dingo couple, and wif Annie, we are a dingo threesome. :lol: and......and.........and..........well you'll all just have to wait and see how things unfold, now won't ya. ;p And BTW he is NOT running unescorted through all of c.com. He stays safely tucked into the welcoming, AMPLE bosom of his girlfriend Sillies. I don't know whether he has zipper pharts or not, but I would imagine so. We'll discuss his phlatus, oh yes. We'll begin some charting, to see if we're compatible. I think all signs point to YES. :)

I am so glad you are a Dingo Couple!!!! Sounds like fun!!!! I am very happy for you. Consider this my blessings


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elye Community Regular

Penial Health... :lol::lol: Penial....stress on the first or second syllable? :rolleyes::lol:

tom Contributor
Tom!! Nice to finally put a face to the name :)

Really? I've had avs of myself up before. Certainly on-stage w/ sax (BEV!!!! That's an A in sax!! Not the E you'd rather see! I don't perform THAT way for an audience!), w/ the Forum Foursome at the Scottsdale gluten-free pizzeria (Momma Goose, broncobux, mouse & I) and .. .. .OH!! Our Donna & Claire & I by WhFds and . .. .uhhhhh I think another?

Or is it just that none were as large, head-wise .. . .

Susie Q how is your stomach?? You ate hummus? That'll have you darn tootin in no time!!

No hummus-ial tootin' here and I eat it ALL the time!!!

elye Community Regular

Whoops....that was weird. Double post, but Tom's post was in between them...

Jestgar Rising Star
MICHELLE CAME IN FOURTH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yay!!! And she's goign to Belize! OMG these dogs in all the avs are SO beautiful..........

There's sled dog racing in Belize?? :blink:

nikki-uk Enthusiast
Penial Health... :lol::lol: Penial....stress on the first or second syllable? :rolleyes::lol:

Mmmm, like denial I think ....Pee-Nigh-All :lol::lol:

elye Community Regular
There's sled dog racing in Belize?? :blink:

Yep. No slings needed there..... :rolleyes:


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jerseyangel Proficient
:wub: love you sillies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Right back at ya sweetie--I'm just over the moon that you're so happy :D

I dunno, but I ain't measurin' their inseams!

But that's your job, Emily B)

Penial Health... :lol::lol: Penial....stress on the first or second syllable? :rolleyes::lol:

First ;)

elye Community Regular
Mmmm, like denial I think ....Pee-Nigh-All

Okay....just wanting to get this straight, in case I use this word in a pronunciation exercise with the diplomats.

So it's a long "I"...I was thinking short "I"...Pa-Nee-al. Long, short.....so the penial conversation goes.... :rolleyes::lol:

I was thinking...perhaps Peter sells pooch penis slings in his shop.

jerseyangel Proficient
Mmmm, like denial I think ....Pee-Nigh-All :lol::lol:

Well you raise a very good point, Nikki.....this could go either way, depending on the circumstances.

For instance: Someone not comfortable with their sexuality could be in serious pee-nigh-all; whereas Mr. Dalton, by not using a sling, caused his dogs pen-e-al frostbite.

Green12 Enthusiast

Gay bread, a Dingo threesome, and penis slings!!! Just another day in Sillyville :lol:

PENIS SLING? :huh::lol: I actually just used this term, a few weeks ago. I was in TJ Maxx, and there were several of these weird sling-thingy's. I was with a girlfriend and we could not figure out what these things were, in the handbag section (they actually were carriers for skis). So I yelled out - - OMG - what is this contraption? I think it's a PENIS SLING!!!!!!!! And several people looked at us like this ---> :huh: And several others were like this ---> :lol:

Tis a "banana hammock"

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Pay close attention to definition #2 ;)

Or is it just that none were as large, head-wise .. . .

Exactly, none were close-ups, that I saw anyway.

Whoops....that was weird. Double post, but Tom's post was in between them...

Hmmmm, a double post Tom sandwich, interesting phenomenon.

Or was Tom suspended in mid-Vortex air between two posts in a penial sling/hammock?? :blink:

elye Community Regular
For instance: Someone not comfortable with their sexuality could be in serious pee-nigh-all; whereas Mr. Dalton, by not using a sling, caused his dogs pen-e-al frostbite.

:lol::lol: Wait, wait...copying this down for lesson tomorrow.....

Hmmmm, a double post Tom sandwich, interesting phenomenon.

Or was Tom suspended in mid-Vortex air between two posts in a penial sling/hammock??

Well, Tom, can you explain yourself? How'd you get between my posts? :lol::lol::o<_<

tom Contributor
TOM!!! ..Love the fumanchu!!! :D

Gah!! (Thx, but) I keep asking ppl I know for honest opinions and NO ONE will say "lose it".

But it seems to me, when I'm out and/or about, I don't get the right looks from the right girls.

Maybe that's more because I'm comparing it to the first few no-soy months when I felt better every day than I'd ever dreamed was even POSSible & I'd walk around w/ a giant, essentially involuntary smile & if I do say so myself, sparkling eyes no matter WHAT little heinousities popped up, including cancelled flights and car not starting.

Back then, it was more the right looks right girls.

(Uh-oh just realized I'm rambling :lol: )

Ehhhhhhhhnee-weigh ... .now that I'm having 3 or 4 increasingly good days I'll wait to pass judgement.

I've just recently gone back to ZERO leftovers, after believing for a while that a single day in the fridge was ok.

If the trend continues it means I still have a larger mold or candida problem than I thought.

P.S. Sheesh ya Sillies!!! I wake up 2 pages behind again???? :angry::lol:

jerseyangel Proficient
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Pay close attention to definition #2 ;)

OMG Julie :lol::lol::lol:

"meat knot" :lol::lol::lol:

jerseyangel Proficient

Tom--

I sometimes have problems with leftovers, too--especially with meats. They're fine the first time around, though :huh:

I like the facial hair (my husband also has it)--do you have a pic without it so we can weigh in?

tom Contributor
:o VOODOO POO?????? :o

There's a band Big Bad Voodoo Daddy which I like.

I don't think I'd like Big Bad Voodoo Doodoo. :ph34r:

elye Community Regular
Gah!! (Thx, but) I keep asking ppl I know for honest opinions and NO ONE will say "lose it".

I say don't lose it, but DO change it....add the nice, neat sideburns....

DingoGirl Enthusiast
OHHHHHH . . . I KNOWWWWW!!!! Martha Stewart's fancy schmancy new Pet Magazine will probably do a whole series on where to get them, all the top designers, this year's latest colors and additional coordinating items (matching musher slings).

:angry: BAH! I think I hate her now!!!!!! :ph34r: <I know...hate is a strong word but....I dislike her even more than before, if that's possible>

Okay....just wanting to get this straight, in case I use this word in a pronunciation exercise with the diplomats.

So it's a long "I"...I was thinking short "I"...Pa-Nee-al. Long, short.....so the penial conversation goes....

I was thinking...perhaps Peter sells pooch penis slings in his shop.

I think it's PEE-nee-al (but please substitute our beloved SHWA for the last "a." And that is SCHWA, not SCHWING. :lol: ).

<I did in fact use the word SCHWING last night....... :ph34r::lol: >

OH - is that TMI? ha ha ha

Well you raise a very good point, Nikki.....this could go either way, depending on the circumstances.

For instance: Someone not comfortable with their sexuality could be in serious pee-nigh-all; whereas Mr. Dalton, by not using a sling, caused his dogs pen-e-al frostbite.

gahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh :lol: :lol: :lol: Patti's getting phunnier and there's another one a dem sentences that might just terrify and confound one of those poor newbie Celiacs :lol:

Gay bread, a Dingo threesome, and penis slings!!! Just another day in Sillyville :lol:

oh dear gawd :lol: Julie's getting phunnier also.........and.........

Or was Tom suspended in mid-Vortex air between two posts in a penial sling/hammock??

.....there's another newbie-terrorizing sentence :lol: :lol:

(Uh-oh just realized I'm rambling )

you JUST realized it???????????????????? *snort* :lol: :lol:

tom Contributor
Well...Michelle finished fourth. Couldn't quite catch the Damned Dalton!

Yay MICHELLE!!!!!!!

8 dogs vs 10 makes for a tough pass.

....you know...that rampant Irritable Vowel Syndrome that afflicts many Sillies from time to time.....

:lol: IVS

HEY!! Didn't hear from any of youse guys last night!!

Peter didn't PM your # to me!!!!!!!

I WAS up and knew the result.

Next year .. .

Hey wait .. .. .there IS a next yr right? Or perhaps she puts off deciding until well rested Belizian-style??

tom Contributor
For instance: Someone not comfortable with their sexuality could be in serious pee-nigh-all

:lol: :lol:

Well, Tom, can you explain yourself? How'd you get between my posts? :lol::lol::o<_<

Forceful determination I suppose. :P

blueeyedmanda Community Regular
There's a band Big Bad Voodoo Daddy which I like.

I don't think I'd like Big Bad Voodoo Doodoo. :ph34r:

I listen to their music :P

tom Contributor
I think we should compile yet another 'most fanciable man' list ;) .........

uhhhhhhhh-GHEN?????????

<sigh>

Bread's in the oven rising.....it should smell real good in here in a little while.

Mmmmmmmm-MMM!!!!!

Oh how I loved making gluten-free bread. (The easy way for me - a mix in a bread machine)

I thought Tom was going to call, he must have passed out drunk fallen asleep?

:lol:

I do enjoy a good crossout.

I think the one time in my past that passed-out could apply was a few years before our dear Amanda was born. :P:D

~alex~ Explorer
Alllllllllllllllexxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx!!!!!!!!!

What's w/ the no-avatar look?

I miss your SNOWMAN!!!!!!!!!

I took Mr. Snowman down because I am getting sick of winter. I intended to put something else up but never ending up doing it.

My grandpa brought over some old pictures yesterday and I had a lot of fun looking through them. I decided to go with a retro-av for awhile. It's a picture of me around 3 or so with my grandpa's cat, Eliot -- T.S. Eliot actually. My grandpa let my brother who was about five at the time name the cat and he was adamant that Tomato Soup was a good name for a cat. So we named him Tomato Soup and my grandpa convinced us that maybe T.S. was what we should call him and that became T.S. Eliot and then just Eliot.

Unlike Pekoe's teabag accompanied burial, we decided not to include any tomato soup along with Eliot when he died but we did have a nice lunch after the burial that included tomato soup to celebrate his life!

jerseyangel Proficient

Alex--

That picture of you is adorable! :D

You guys really had a knack for naming pets :lol:

tom Contributor
EDIT: this BLASTED, a$$-cracking phorum keeps BUSTING me for "too many quotes." WHAT IN HELL IS THAT?????????????? so now, I have to erase some. BAH!!!!!!!! :angry:

Yeah what asscracker programmer wrote this phorum pgm anyway???

(Had to use that word .. . .. .isn't it Jin's? Where HAS she been. I worry about her.)

Ptaum said absolinthely!!!!!!!!!!!!!! oh yes, David and I WILL be inviting the Phaerie into our lives......but $75 a bottle? :blink: OUCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

$75 was for the small-batch local one. Swiss one was $53. And worth it. :wacko:

OMG - Tom - nice new av and fu manchu but I have to say, John passed out in an absinthe haze in a crumpled heap was my faaaaaaavorite av of all time, I'm pretty sure. Every time I saw it - a pure guffaw. And BTW - he drinks an 18-pack and he's NOT an alkie? :huh: Susie thinks both of youse are in denial.....

I just said that 10days w/out meant he's not a comPLETE alkie (alky? Ok alkie).

Didn't say he doesn't have a drinking problem.

I think it was the lesser-used but still quite pertinent "a Dingo ate my Bar-bie!"

:angry: *I* should've thought of that!! :angry:

I AM going to become our next queen, and WILL enforce some posting limits. ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! you just SEE how you like it then, under my despotic reign!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

<insert diabolical face here>

This will not do. This will not do at ALL!

And our potential future oppressive regimist has made a grievous error in leaking these evil plans.

We must RISE UP against tyranny, come page 699!!!!!!!!!

Likely there is a specialty shop of some sort. The Penis Place. :lol:

Isn't there one next to The Sock Shoppe (real) up at Pier 39 in SF?? (Pier 39 is the newer & FAR more popular version of Fisherman's Wharf)

Do NOT underestimate San Francisco!!

Susie!!!! You just sound so happy! I can actually hear it in your print....

So wonderful. :)

Ain't dat da troof!

Penial....stress

<wince> please refrain from adjacentizing these words in the future.

<I did in fact use the word SCHWING last night....... :ph34r::lol: >

OH - is that TMI? ha ha ha

:lol:

But in this edit window it shows as "size=1]I did in fact use the word SCHWING last night."

I don't think you should say size=1 and Schwing in the same sentence (TMIA? Too Much Incidental Amusement?)

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