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The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original


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SquatsWifDingos Newbie
I also would like to see John Fogerty in concert. I am a big fan of his.

i went to school with john fogerty son, my sister went to school with doug cliffords (drummer ccr) son and i breifly dated doug's neice!!

degrees of seperation !


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tom Contributor
Tom!! How does this work? You mean, I lose a post, I quickly hit CONTROL and upper case Z at the same time, and it comes back? Can't be that easy...can it? :huh:

That was just for Susie's most recent vanished work of silliness.

It's just the Undo shortcut, and simple lower-case z will do.

<cntl> z works in many programs, just as <cntl> c copies & <cntl> p prints in many. (Talkin windows here of course)

She'd highlighted/selected the whole post (can't guess why) and accidently 'overwrote selection'.

"Undo" would've brought it back. :(

....Then he'd come to the dinner in full black-face, and we'd tell him not to get makeup on his serviette... :rolleyes::lol:

:lol:

Easily the wackiest childhood home-life of anyone I've ever known!

SquatsWifDingos Newbie
Phil Collins....but .......they weren't too shabby B)

:D:D:D

Happy carefree teenage days :D before kids, husband, debts, worry marital/family bliss ;)

ignorance is bliss... and the stoopider i is the happier i is !!

(doing my part to crest 700) :)

Darn210 Enthusiast

Had to go look . . . and Yes!! it was there . . . my Open Original Shared Link from highschool.

tom Contributor

Mad dash for the finish!!!!!

And Em's not even here?

Nor Dingy?

Nik, 15 posts per page in std view, unless adjusted in 'forum settings'.

It doesn't care about how long each post is.

nikki-uk Enthusiast
madness... im sitting at my dining room table waiting for the cable tv installer to come and finally hook me up to the boob tube... so, i decide to come visit my new fav place... im reading along... looking for my blades... trying to pay attention to the conversations... and i hear this bubbly sound !!!! YIPES have my pipes broken??? ((i just fixed my hot water line)) is there something going on outside??? ((no just the usual traffic)) what in the world??? YIPES, holy cripes... my soup is burning !!!

gawd... did that to my eggs once too !! nightmare !!

by the by... im not pullin any fingurs 'round here !!

*sigh* David, David.........am most disappointed about the soup.

So, um , when I (eventually) go out to the States to Susie's cabin who the HECK's going to COOK??????????? (It AIN'T Susie :rolleyes::lol: )

Boob tube?????......they don't suit me.....but I wager they look divine on you

P.S DON'T LET Susie watch ANY cable TV ( she will NEVER move off the couch ;) )

Darn210 Enthusiast

And we have a repeat offender!!!! . . . Congratulations Tom!!


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jerseyangel Proficient
I also would like to see John Fogerty in concert. I am a big fan of his.

OMG--love John Fogerty :D

by the by... im not pullin any fingurs 'round here !!

Very wise decision ;)

These are pros, and you have to be very careful :lol:

tom Contributor

WOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOO

Bow Down KNAVES!!!!!! :lol::P

NOW I can start my errands :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

SquatsWifDingos Newbie
Had to go look . . . and Yes!! it was there . . . my Open Original Shared Link from highschool.

i was king when i had this recorded from teh stereo speakers onto my portable casette player! i would bring it school and we'd rock out !

Open Original Shared Link

jerseyangel Proficient

Ha--the final flurry of posts, and it looks as though we have a new King....well, sorta new :P

nikki-uk Enthusiast
Mad dash for the finish!!!!!

And Em's not even here?

Nor Dingy?

Nik, 15 posts per page in std view, unless adjusted in 'forum settings'.

It doesn't care about how long each post is.

GAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!

:angry:

King Ptaum

jerseyangel Proficient
NOW I can start my errands :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Shameless <_<:D

Why does the reply page look this way? :huh:

Darn210 Enthusiast

Nikki!!!!!! Fix your "GAHHHHHH . . .etc"

It's messin' with the screen width!!!

jerseyangel Proficient
Nikki!!!!!! Fix your "GAHHHHHH . . .etc"

It's messin' with the screen width!!!

So that's it.....

blueeyedmanda Community Regular

Congrats Queen Tom

tom Contributor
i went to school with john fogerty son, my sister went to school with doug cliffords (drummer ccr) son and i breifly dated doug's neice!!

Whoa!!!

I sure hope that was Santa Cruz mtns and you were ne'er Stuck in Lodi at any point in your life!

Mtndog Collaborator

Hello Kissies Sillies. I am so behind I'm going to have to borrow Kissies' roller blades! Welcome Kissie- please allow me to introduce myself, I'm a chick with a gas but good taste. You can call me farty pants cuz I am (DEFINITELY) in need of restraints :P

Florida was GREAT! We were in St Pete Beach and did a day trip to Sanibel where I got more shells than I know what to do with and saw dolphins really close to shore!

You haven't heard the latest...our yeti's being outfitted in a banana hammock and spending the evening at Patti's.....he's likely there right now...

Oh NOOOOOOOOOOO...a banana hammock. :ph34r:

Hee Hee- funny 'cuz they're true :lol: (Homer Simpson voice)

OMG- Patti used a Homer Simpson voice :lol: :lol:

We will be visiting them for spring break . . . Boston area . . . where I'll also be pooping in on Bev if she's not off tanning somewhere.

Seriously- oh wait! Spring break? March or April? If it's march I'll be in cancun filming Lymies gone wild- IV lines are the new sexy :P :P

some of the concerts i went to back then , besides the "day-on-the-green" ones at the oakland coliseum, were genesis at the berkeley greek theater, greatful dead in san francisco!

Day On The Green #2: Foreigner, Loverboy, Scorpions, Iron Maiden (July 18, 1982).

Day On The Green #1: Journey, Triumph, Eddie Money, Bryan Adams, Night Ranger (July 30, 1983).

Gary Moore was originally slated to appear but was replaced on the bill by Night Ranger.

Day On The Green #3: The Police, The Fixx, Madness, Oingo Boingo, and The Thompson Twins (September 3, 1983).

OMG- I met the Fixx!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! somehow when I was 16 we got backstage passes and got to meet them after they played- they were so nice!

My first concert was AC (freaking) DC.....now that I'm "old" I have a dog named Angus! Welcome Kissy (I like Squatty better!)

VH came to fresno recently!! once with sammy and then another time with david

i perfer sammy over david!

Except when David wears those buttless chaps!!!!!!!! :ph34r:

Oh and the reason I came on was I HAD to share this with y'all

jerseyangel Proficient
i was king when i had this recorded from teh stereo speakers onto my portable casette player! i would bring it school and we'd rock out !

Open Original Shared Link

Great hearing that again :D

Ok.....I'm about to reveal something that goes way beyond bodily functions and other things I've shared here. I was in the AV club in high school. :ph34r: Kissey's post reminded me of it--I'd bring in 3 45's per day and play them over the loudspeaker after the Pledge and before the announcements. I always got rave reviews on my Seals and Crofts.

tom Contributor

Thank you thank you thank you all .. . ...except

Congrats Queen Tom

To the DUNGEON w/ YOU!!!!!!!!

bwaaa-haaa-haa

Giaaaaaaaaaan-knit!!!!!!! I can't get the vid, so I'll abuse my new status to order you to spill the identity of this favoUrite song of your past.

<mad w/ power!!!!! Bwaa-haaa-haaaaaa!!!>

nikki-uk Enthusiast
Nikki!!!!!! Fix your "GAHHHHHH . . .etc"

It's messin' with the screen width!!!

No (am sulking)

Mtndog Collaborator
WOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOO

Bow Down KNAVES!!!!!! :lol::P

Sir, your royal HIGHness, I am NO knave. I am,without a doubt, a WENCH and you will hereto refer to me as such!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

tom Contributor
So, um , when I (eventually) go out to the States to Susie's cabin .. ...

SUSIE's cabin??????

Nik using that crystal ball again?

Darn210 Enthusiast
Thank you thank you thank you all .. . ...except

To the DUNGEON w/ YOU!!!!!!!!

bwaaa-haaa-haa

Giaaaaaaaaaan-knit!!!!!!! I can't get the vid, so I'll abuse my new status to order you to spill the identity of this favoUrite song of your past.

<mad w/ power!!!!! Bwaa-haaa-haaaaaa!!!>

Or just plain MAAADDDDDD!!!!!! . . . :lol::lol:

You only get to order me around once a reign . . . are you sure you want to use it up so early????

Twas . . . The Kings "This Beat Goes On/Switchin' to Glide"

blueeyedmanda Community Regular

did you guys ever see the parady to My Sharona....9 Corona's. Do a You Tube search very funny!

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