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I Eat Like A Bear

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I Eat Like a Bear

Fish and fruit is mostly what I eat.

Just like a bear.

Think what you like of me.

Don't try to fix me.

If a bear ain't eating it,

Neither am I.

Ever see a bear eating mashed potatoes, beer or cake?

Yup gonna eat like a bear!!!!


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Self-diagnosed Celiac

IBS --> Lactose Intolerant --> Carbohydrate Intolerance (should get better by cutting out dairy products)

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I Eat Like a Bear

Fish and fruit is mostly what I eat.

Just like a bear.

Think what you like of me.

Don't try to fix me.

If a bear ain't eating it,

Neither am I.

Ever see a bear eating mashed potatoes, beer or cake?

Yup gonna eat like a bear!!!!

Does this mean you stand in a river and wait for the salmon to pop? :P

Actually, bears will eat mashed potatoes, beer and cake if they find it in someone's cooler when camping......

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You'd better start eating insects and small animals then! The occasional carrion too. Moose calves, if they're available in your area, a bit of grass, tubers. If you're a polar bear you're going to eat seals, caribou perhaps, fish, and, sadly, penguins :(

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The bears around here eat whatever they can find. It's not uncommon to find a bear nosing through your trash can around dusk, or trying to steal the dog kibble you accidentally left out on the deck. I've been told the McDonalds dumpster is also a popular destination. Guess is all depends on where the bear in question lives. But then obviously, bears don't have gluten issues.


"My mother always told me, it's okay to play with a man's mind

as long as you put it back where you got it when you're done with it."

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Bear's eat roots, grubs, vegetables, plants, berries, insects, baby deer, and fish, they eat rodents, rabbits, moose, sheep, elk, and squirrels.

If I was eatin like a bear....I'd be in heaven here....sooooo many squirrels.....LOL


GLUTEN FREE 4/4/08. LEGUME/SOY FREE 5/15/08. YEAST FREE. CORN FREE. GRAIN FREE. DAIRY FREE. I am eating all meats, eggs, veggies, fruits, squash, nuts and seeds. I just keep getting better every day. :)

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