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The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Sequel

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Hubs home...off to pharm then date with pillow ... Thank you all for keeping my spirits up!

All tests except some blood for inflammation were good...likely contracted some sort of viral infection that caused inflammation at the base of brain/neck...got meds to manage until we see primary on Monday at which time I hope he'll already be kicking this b%$@#.

 

he'll be kicking that b%$@# to the curb.

You had a long couple of days..get some sleep...nightie night. xx

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My husband was kind enough to take a picture of irony for me the other day. What does irony look like? This:

 

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My husband was kind enough to take a picture of irony for me the other day. What does irony look like? This:

 

LOL WHAAAAT?!  I am rofl over here....

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LOL WHAAAAT?!  I am rofl over here....

 

She came out while he was taking the picture. Apparently she was a teacher or something and tried to explain how they only let her have 5 letters. I'm not sure she understood how that doesn't stop it from being hilarious. :lol:

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elye Community Regular
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I believe we're allowed 7 characters up here........"SPELING" would be even more hilarious....    :rolleyes:   :lol:

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Letters between son and dad

Dear Dad,
$chool i$ really great. I am making lot$ of friend$ and $tudying very hard. With all my $tuff, I $imply can't think of anything I need, $o if you would like, you can ju$t $end me a card, a$ I would love to hear from you.
Love,
Your $on

The Reply:
Dear Son,
I kNOw that astroNOmy, ecoNOmics, and oceaNOgraphy are eNOugh to keep even an hoNOr student busy. Do NOt forget that the pursuit of kNOwledge is a NOble task, and you can never study eNOugh.
Dad

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Today nearly 100 years have elapsed since the first father's Day was celebrated. Fathers of 1900 didn't have it nearly as good as fathers of today; but they did have a few advantages:

 

In 1900, fathers prayed their children would learn English.
Today, fathers pray their children will speak English.

 

In 1900, a father's horsepower meant his horses.
Today, it's the size of his minivan.

 

In 1900, if a father put a roof over his family's head, he was a success.

Today, it takes a roof, deck, pool, and 4-car garage. And that's just the vacation home.

 

In 1900, a father waited for the doctor to tell him when the baby arrived.

Today, a father must wear a smock, know how to breathe, and make sure film is in the video camera.

 

In 1900, fathers passed on clothing to their sons.

Today, kids wouldn't touch Dad's clothes if they were sliding naked down an icicle. 

 

In 1900, fathers could count on children to join the family business.

Today, fathers pray their kids will soon come home from college long enough to teach them how to work the computer and set the VCR.

 

In 1900, a father smoked a pipe.
If he tries that today, he gets sent outside after a lecture on throat cancer.

 

In 1900, fathers shook their children gently and whispered, "Wake up, it's time for school."
Today, kids shake their fathers violently at 4 a.m., shouting: "Wake up, it's time for baseball practice."

 

In 1900, a father came home from work to find his wife and children at the supper table.
Today, a father comes home to a note: "Jimmy's at baseball, Cindy's at gymnastics, I'm at adult-Ed, Pizza in fridge."

 

In 1900, fathers and sons would have heart-to-heart conversations while fishing in a stream.
Today, fathers pluck the headphones off their sons' ears and shout, "WHEN YOU HAVE A MINUTE.

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Letters between son and dad

Dear Dad,$chool i$ really great. I am making lot$ of friend$ and $tudying very hard. With all my $tuff, I $imply can't think of anything I need, $o if you would like, you can ju$t $end me a card, a$ I would love to hear from you.Love,Your $onThe Reply:Dear Son,I kNOw that astroNOmy, ecoNOmics, and oceaNOgraphy are eNOugh to keep even an hoNOr student busy. Do NOt forget that the pursuit of kNOwledge is a NOble task, and you can never study eNOugh.Dad

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My husband was kind enough to take a picture of irony for me the other day. What does irony look like? This:

 

GrammarIrony_zps23c5a025.webp

That's great!

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kareng Grand Master
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Stealing this from Bev on FB

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=OeG3dwk8D6w

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Number 30 is obvious.  Everyone knows that twins take longer right?

 

http://themetapicture.com/dumb-people-on-the-internet/

 

Bad Bear Crayon, bad Bear! :)

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Number 30 is obvious.  Everyone knows that twins take longer right?

 

http://themetapicture.com/dumb-people-on-the-internet/

 

Bad Bear Crayon, bad Bear! :)

 

 

Laughing so hard!  Love the pink uterus and purple ovaries!  Only 49 state!  lol  

 

 

roflmao.gif

 

 

 

Sorry if the bear scared you Gee Eff

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Oh Gee Eff...those are frighteningly funny. Thanks for that one!! 

 

"it's past tents"  <  well, she got the "it's"  correct, at least....oy vey 

 

Ski will love the California quote..........

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Oh Gee Eff...those are frighteningly funny. Thanks for that one!! 

 

"it's past tents"  <  well, she got the "it's"  correct, at least....oy vey 

 

Ski will love the California quote..........

 

 

20+ years ago, when I lived in Calif, some law makers were trying to secede from the US and become their own country.

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20+ years ago, when I lived in Calif, some law makers were trying to secede from the US and become their own country.

 

some folks in Key West did that with their "Conch Republic"  ^_^

 

http://www.conchrepublic.com/

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Number 30 is obvious.  Everyone knows that twins take longer right?

 

http://themetapicture.com/dumb-people-on-the-internet/

 

Bad Bear Crayon, bad Bear! :)

Oh thank you Paul!

Those are fantastic...my gut hurts...in the good belly laugh way ;)

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kareng Grand Master
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Oh thank you Paul!

Those are fantastic...my gut hurts...in the good belly laugh way ;)

 

 

Maybe that link contains gluten?  lol

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20+ years ago, when I lived in Calif, some law makers were trying to secede from the US and become their own country.

That was when California's economy was very strong...now we need all the other states to prop us up ;)

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That was when California's economy was very strong...now we need all the other states to prop us up ;)

 

 

It had something to do with legalizing and profiting from pot, too.

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It had something to do with legalizing and profiting from pot, too.

Yep, those pot rallies were a real kick....but always peaceful as stoners don't cause much of a fuss!

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Laughing so hard!  Love the pink uterus and purple ovaries!  Only 49 state!  lol  

 

 

roflmao.gif

 

 

 

Sorry if the bear scared you Gee Eff

He only scarred me cuz I knew u cent him Crayon! :(

 

Oh Gee Eff...those are frighteningly funny. Thanks for that one!! 

 

"it's past tents"  <  well, she got the "it's"  correct, at least....oy vey 

 

Ski will love the California quote..........

I think most of these quotes came from CA...

 

Oh thank you Paul!

Those are fantastic...my gut hurts...in the good belly laugh way ;)

Ack-thpftt, dats; gud Leesur! :)

 

And it's not gluten in the link Crayon!  Altho there was some lack toast in there somewhere.  I hear that's goin around tho.

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I saw this nugget today.

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dn2sFVAHF2M

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My youngest has had the ability to be entertained by his own imagination since he was born...yesterday he proved this skill remains strong.

He flew from Pittsburgh to Atlanta to San Diego after donning a cheap pair of glasses I got him as a gag gift to go with his favorite superman t-shirt -- so off he traveled with his superman logo peeking out from behind a dress shirt and a jacket to entertain himself and his fellow travelers.

Some highlights...Pilot in Atlanta "Welcome Aboard, in case of emergency I assume you'll get out and give us a pull?" Flight Attendant "I see you are not seated in an emergency exit row, but I can count on you in case of emergency, right" Flight attendant on first leg "Something to drink Mr. Kent?" and the best....folks snapping pictures in the security check line because Superman forgot to empty his collapsible water bottle before running his pack thru and had to take the walk of shame for a second pass.

 

Today promises to be a very full day of story telling as he road-tripped from San Diego to Ohio last week to help move his sister :)

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