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      Frequently Asked Questions About Celiac Disease   09/30/2015

      This Celiac.com FAQ on celiac disease will guide you to all of the basic information you will need to know about the disease, its diagnosis, testing methods, a gluten-free diet, etc.   Subscribe to Celiac.com's FREE weekly eNewsletter   What are the major symptoms of celiac disease? Celiac Disease Symptoms What testing is available for celiac disease?  Celiac Disease Screening Interpretation of Celiac Disease Blood Test Results Can I be tested even though I am eating gluten free? How long must gluten be taken for the serological tests to be meaningful? The Gluten-Free Diet 101 - A Beginner's Guide to Going Gluten-Free Is celiac inherited? Should my children be tested? Ten Facts About Celiac Disease Genetic Testing Is there a link between celiac and other autoimmune diseases? Celiac Disease Research: Associated Diseases and Disorders Is there a list of gluten foods to avoid? Unsafe Gluten-Free Food List (Unsafe Ingredients) Is there a list of gluten free foods? Safe Gluten-Free Food List (Safe Ingredients) Gluten-Free Alcoholic Beverages Distilled Spirits (Grain Alcohols) and Vinegar: Are they Gluten-Free? Where does gluten hide? Additional Things to Beware of to Maintain a 100% Gluten-Free Diet What if my doctor won't listen to me? An Open Letter to Skeptical Health Care Practitioners Gluten-Free recipes: Gluten-Free Recipes
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[font="Trebuchet MS"][size=4][color="#FF8C00"]So the Ranger struck out. [color="#000000"](crowd jeers.) [/color] For date three, I agreed to go to his house to watch a DVD. After inviting me, he warned me that women never return for another date after coming over. [color="#000000"] (Music: DUN-dun- DUNNNNN!) [/color]He said it's because he has no furniture, and they must be materialistic women. [color="#000000"](mental red flag raises in my mind here) [/color]I responded by saying that I have male friends and brothers, so I realize what bachelor pads can be like.
OMG. No furniture. OK. But he neglected to mention: No floors (only bare concrete), missing walls and some with pink insulation peeking out. Etc. I kept my shoes on and sat on his only furniture- which I'd been forewarned was his bed- to watch the DVD, while his dog and cat (I'm allergic to cats and he'd only told me about the dog) paraded around. He's lived there like that for 3 YEARS? I left without using the restroom.[/color] [color="#4169E1"] I'd rather date a guy who lives in a condo with a roommate! Enter Stageleft: P.E. teacher. This one is really talkative, sports-obsessed, and immature. But he's fun and energetic and average looking. Given all the unappealing things he has told me (very talkative, I must reiterate), I'm betting he's honest. Which is a welcomed trait.
Since he doesn't eat red meat due to being picky about food, he seems super-accepting of others with food quirks. :)
He was very curious about celiac disease (he's taken lots of health courses), and acts totally concerned. He even went to Henry's Food Market with me! Bottom line: He's fun and has the summer off so we can go to sporting events and kayak or whatever. He did TRY to kiss me twice after the first date---emphasis on TRY-- I'm an [b]ace[/b] at dodging-- this time I deftly let my shoe fall off so I could pull away to retrieve it. I think he doesn't get that it was intentional deflection. His dating skills seem low, as evidenced by him calling on Friday afternoon for a date on Saturday. I use behavior modification, by refusing until he learns to ask earlier. Nosy little bugger kept asking what I was doing. I'm going out with the professor, but I led him to believe that I was going out with a group of people. It's a tad dishonest, but men shouldn't ask questions they don't want the answers to. I don't. [/color]
[color="#008080"]Part of the appeal of signing up for "Beginning Golf for Women" was so I wouldn't get unwanted male attention. So, as luck would have it, not only did the instructor hit on me after the final lesson, but he got my # off the registration card and called me three times! He begged me to come to the new lesson and said I wouldn't have to pay! He called again from the golf course telling me he was leaving and wanted to be sure I wasn't on my way over! Whaaa?[/color][/size][u][font="Century Gothic"]Random Rant[/font]:[/u]

[font="Century Gothic"]I went to gasbuddy dot com to find cheap gas and when I arrived at the place, the price was 13 cents more than noted on gas buddy![/font]
[font="Arial Black"]Random Rave:

Go Lakers! Yee-aahhh Bay-bay![/font][/color]
[font="Comic Sans MS"]Random Gluten Free Menu[/font][/color]:[/u]
[color="#9932CC"][font="Century Gothic"]breakfast: Rice Chex
Light Lunch: banana and two apricots
Snack: Platic sleeve popsicle and gluten-free Chocolate Walnut cookie from Trader Joe's
Dinner: New and Improved Glutino Frozen Personal duo cheese Pizza only 420 cals(I added mushrooms)
Half an avocado
Broccoli with a not-so-tasty but healthy dip I painstakenly made from an online recipe using yogurt, fresh herbs, and feta
Glutino pretzels dipped in chocolate frosting[/font][/color]


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